Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
From Aztec shore to Arctic zone, to Europe and Far East.
The Flag is carried by our ships in times of war and peace;
And never have we struck it yet in spite of foe-men's might,
Who cheered our crews and cheered again for showing how to fight.
SURVEYOR and NARCISSUS, The EAGLE and DISPATCH,
The HUDSON and the TAMPA, the names are hard to match;
From Barrow's shores shore to Paraguay, Great Lakes or ocean's wave,
The Coast Guard fought through storms and winds, To punish or to save
Aye, we've been "Always Ready", To do to fight, or die
Write glory to the shield we wear, In letters to the sky.
To sink the foe or save the maimed, Our mission and our pride,
We'll carry on 'til Kingdom Come, Ideals for which we've died.
Chorus:
So here's the Coast Guard marching song, We sing on land or sea.
Through surf and storm and howling gale, High shall our purpose be.
"Semper Paratus" is our guide, Our fame, our glory too,
To fight to save or fight and die! Aye! Coast Guard we are for you!
Hoo boy. They're going to let in the recruiters to "tell them how it really is." The amount of "greetings, fellow kids" action is going tobe incredible.
"Well, Billy, you definitely want to be a maintainer in the Air Force. Maintainers work super reasonable hours, get plenty of days off, and spend most of their day dabbing/yeeting/blazing dank 420 doobies with hot chicks. It's like living a vacation!"
...and the Marines aren't doing one because the only use they could find for the magic light-up box on the desk was as a canvas for crayon drawings of dicks.
Imagine thinking having the military do feature AMA's to start the AMA series in the teenagers sub doesn't reek of paid propaganda before a possible Iran war.
Yeah lmao might as well bring back drafts if you're just going to brainwash your youth into joining a death cult that is the US military. I can't believe i ever wanted to immigrate to the US when i was young to run away from tribalism and sectarianism and military worship in my country, if i did end up immigrating i would be walking into all those things again.
Wait what? Are you telling me that the army is not actually a good place for the mentally retarded. Get the fuck out of here. Hollywood wouldn't sell me a lie like that.
All else aside, we need to get a new war going ASAP, so that angry young Zoomers will have someone to kill, and won't feel the need to shoot up a food court.
lmao might as well bring back drafts if you're just going to brainwash your youth into joining a death cult that is the US military. I can't believe i ever wanted to immigrate to the US when i was young to run away from tribalism and sectarianism and military worship in my country, if i did end up immigrating i would be walking into all those things again.
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Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
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1 PoorlyRoundedSquare 2019-05-31
dude bussy lmao
1 janniesRfags 2019-05-31
y'all
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-31
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
There's a reason one particular branch said "nah I'm good."
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-05-31
They couldn't find a marine smart enough to work a computer
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-31
oh thare smart enuf
1 --harshpangolin-- 2019-05-31
they have the energy, but zoomers lack the fitness required for the imperial arts
1 pepperouchau 2019-05-31
Coasties OUT
1 LightUmbra 2019-05-31
From Aztec shore to Arctic zone, to Europe and Far East. The Flag is carried by our ships in times of war and peace; And never have we struck it yet in spite of foe-men's might, Who cheered our crews and cheered again for showing how to fight.
SURVEYOR and NARCISSUS, The EAGLE and DISPATCH, The HUDSON and the TAMPA, the names are hard to match; From Barrow's shores shore to Paraguay, Great Lakes or ocean's wave, The Coast Guard fought through storms and winds, To punish or to save
Aye, we've been "Always Ready", To do to fight, or die Write glory to the shield we wear, In letters to the sky. To sink the foe or save the maimed, Our mission and our pride, We'll carry on 'til Kingdom Come, Ideals for which we've died.
Chorus: So here's the Coast Guard marching song, We sing on land or sea. Through surf and storm and howling gale, High shall our purpose be. "Semper Paratus" is our guide, Our fame, our glory too, To fight to save or fight and die! Aye! Coast Guard we are for you!
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-05-31
The coping fisherman chant
1 LightUmbra 2019-05-31
You're just jealous because you don't have an ice breaker.
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-05-31
😏 are you really sure?
1 LightUmbra 2019-05-31
The dramanaut seethes at the sight of something they can never own.
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-05-31
Whatever. The russians have ones with nuclear plants. What are we doing to close this ice breaking gap?
2 haulingtaters 2019-05-31
Simple, we raise global temperatures to melt the ice before the breaker gets there. Checkmate.
1 Last_Excuse 2019-05-31
lmao don't the coasties have all of two ice breakers suitable for the poles
1 LightUmbra 2019-05-31
Great Lakes >>>> poles
Great is even in the name you idiot.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-05-31
Doesn't the entire US Coast Guard have literally two icebreakers, one of which isn't even operable right now? I'm sure I heard that somewhere.
1 LightUmbra 2019-05-31
I have no clue.
1 pm_me_ur_butthole420 2019-05-31
He sang, while the fifth sailor prepared to insert himself in to his bussy
1 LightUmbra 2019-05-31
1 pm_me_ur_butthole420 2019-05-31
It’s a proud and noble tradition
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-31
i actually forgot about them
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-05-31
Hoo boy. They're going to let in the recruiters to "tell them how it really is." The amount of "greetings, fellow kids" action is going tobe incredible.
"Well, Billy, you definitely want to be a maintainer in the Air Force. Maintainers work super reasonable hours, get plenty of days off, and spend most of their day dabbing/yeeting/blazing dank 420 doobies with hot chicks. It's like living a vacation!"
...and the Marines aren't doing one because the only use they could find for the magic light-up box on the desk was as a canvas for crayon drawings of dicks.
1 heretobefriends 2019-05-31
ARAL
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-05-31
Imagine thinking having the military do feature AMA's to start the AMA series in the teenagers sub doesn't reek of paid propaganda before a possible Iran war.
1 atmpls 2019-05-31
Remember kids, service garauntees
ptsdBack and knee problems for lifecitizenship!1 classicwowcomin 2019-05-31
Maybe get that sweet 10% disability due to hearing loss
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-05-31
Yeah, this is a bit fucked.
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-05-31
Going into the military is the only thing that will save /r/teenagers posters
1 Professor_Crunchwrap 2019-05-31
We don't want them plus 99% of them are too fat and mentally unstable to qualify for service anyway.
2 atmpls 2019-05-31
Gen Z will be the new greatest generation
1 Professor_Crunchwrap 2019-05-31
Alright that genuinely made me laugh
1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-05-31
Yeah lmao might as well bring back drafts if you're just going to brainwash your youth into joining a death cult that is the US military. I can't believe i ever wanted to immigrate to the US when i was young to run away from tribalism and sectarianism and military worship in my country, if i did end up immigrating i would be walking into all those things again.
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-05-31
Yvan eht nioj ♪♫♬
1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-05-31
yes, you can sail the seven seas
1 Wordshark 2019-05-31
It’s like ramalamadingdong, or give peace a chance
1 d538GNCUIXPz4doFxgLx 2019-05-31
I like the idea of promoting responsible citizenship and civic duty, they should get Chris Christie to talk to them about going into politics.
1 oss_spy 2019-05-31
The military is great if you're not retarded
1 boringbaker87 2019-05-31
Did you just say the r- word?!?!,!
1 ObeyTheCowGod 2019-05-31
And amazingly great if you are.
Source. Forest Gump is my favorite movie ever.
1 oss_spy 2019-05-31
Gump could run fast and follow orders. Actual army retards have a problem with it
1 ObeyTheCowGod 2019-05-31
Wait what? Are you telling me that the army is not actually a good place for the mentally retarded. Get the fuck out of here. Hollywood wouldn't sell me a lie like that.
1 oss_spy 2019-05-31
Gump is functional. Window-licking privates aren't
1 Manchu_Fist 2019-05-31
Most realistic part of forest gump. As long as you're a pt stud you will be well off no matter how retarded you are.
1 FINAL_ANAL_DISASTER 2019-05-31
Let’s die for Israel!
1 Yes_he_swan 2019-05-31
We should strike up major lolcows on Reddit for AMAs. That way we can get them into our subreddit and the milking may commence.
1 fernguts 2019-05-31
All else aside, we need to get a new war going ASAP, so that angry young Zoomers will have someone to kill, and won't feel the need to shoot up a food court.
1 kaczynskireborn2 2019-05-31
as a veteran is the new as a black man
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1 I_FART_OUT_MY_BUTT69 2019-05-31
lmao might as well bring back drafts if you're just going to brainwash your youth into joining a death cult that is the US military. I can't believe i ever wanted to immigrate to the US when i was young to run away from tribalism and sectarianism and military worship in my country, if i did end up immigrating i would be walking into all those things again.