i really like my neighbour, liberian dude who treats me real well.
he sells dope and owns a pitty(no surprise)
yesterday i am fairly certain i heard it whimpering while he either hit and screamed at it or just screamed at it. either way i now fear for my life because a wall and two doors between us or not, that thing is like 10 feet away. and every now and then i have to go over there to get weed...
I worked with a liberian fella a couple years back, them dudes are INSANELY old-fashioned. at a company event, he told me hwife (then girlfriend) point blank, "women should never work, they are biologically designed to stay home and cook/rear children"
Women always have an easier time finding a new partner. This is why open and poly relationships favor foids and almost always end with her upgrading and the guy basically cucking himself
The content of that sub is 50% rednecks/white trash, 5% Alex Jones and 10% other types of mayos. If you're not for (((the non-violent end of the whites through "miscegenation"))) after browsing that sub is because you feel personally attacked.
As a radical centrist, i'm both a hood wearing klansman AND a globalist funder of miscenegation-promoting television segments. the only TRUE race is the jew-arab mix, bismallah
At this point I think the KKK is just a front to train rookie agents. After a year undercover they hold a surprise meeting and when the rookie shows up they turn on the lights, everyone yells surprise, and a hooker jumps out of the giant cake with a fondant burning cross on top.
no because then that would only reinforce the idea that she commited to the wrong man or that there is something wrong with their relationship, by putting the blame on the mistress she does not have to worry about how uncomfortable it would be to reevaluate her choice in men, or perhaps her part in the deteriation of their relationship, she just has to use violence get rid of this rando and everything will be back to normal.
how do r/allcels always come up with these horrid takes, you bet your ass she'll be keying her man's car within an hour
if you don't realize that's two dumb asses doing the shittiest acting in the universe, you are functionally retarded and need to be put under the care of the state.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-31
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1 Mustang_BurntToast 2019-05-31
🔥🔥🔥
1 BAZAKBAL_ 2019-05-31
3 Suka_blayt 2019-05-31
He just wants to give some smooches 😘😘👏😊😊😍😍😍
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-31
i really like my neighbour, liberian dude who treats me real well.
he sells dope and owns a pitty(no surprise)
yesterday i am fairly certain i heard it whimpering while he either hit and screamed at it or just screamed at it. either way i now fear for my life because a wall and two doors between us or not, that thing is like 10 feet away. and every now and then i have to go over there to get weed...
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-05-31
Carry a pocket knife when you go over there
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-31
how big a knife am i gonna need if it outweighs me? I'm tall but i'm a real skinny tall, you could basically poke me with a pillow and kill me
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-05-31
3 to 4 inches is fine. Aim for the neck. Before it gets to that point though, just kick the shit out of it, sometimes even pitbulls back off
1 BAZAKBAL_ 2019-05-31
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kvBMJ_1558234284
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-05-31
Its rare, but it does happen. I wouldn't count on it, but kicking them gives you time to get your weapon out at the very least
1 BlasterBallz 2019-05-31
Damn that tiger straight up rocked Mr.Worldwide.
1 ItsSugar 2019-05-31
http://i.imgur.com/LYPev.gif
1 Mamalgam 2019-05-31
Fucking hate yapping shits, jeez. But also what kind of asshole put that retarded dog there
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-05-31
Fuck what he said, carry a gun.
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-05-31
Guns are ideal but idk what country this dude is in and with drugs involved it could mean legit jail time. I figure a knife is a good compromise
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-05-31
Well if he lives in bongistan then even a knoife is life in prison so you might as well carry a glawk brand Hi-Point problem solver.
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-05-31
Bulk up dude. Also maybe bring a toddler as bait
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-31
im working on it but its hard to bulk up when you cant eat. in the meantime...
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-05-31
Hell yeah
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-31
Hell yeah!
1 sub2tine 2019-05-31
nigga wut
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-31
i cant eat food. whats not to get?
1 BlasterBallz 2019-05-31
Why can't you eat food? Are you on a liquid diet? Throat cancer making it impossible to swallow?
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-31
yeah liquids only. there are currently a couple body parts missing that were fundamental to the eating process.
i wear a lot of scarves now. think 'chamber' from the xmen or 'raziel' from legacy of kain.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-05-31
That sucks. I hope you get to the point when you can eat again.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-31
hope's the thing that kills ya. hell, that's kinda why i like yous guys. it's very unlikely but i appreciate the sentiment.
totally unrelated, can i borrow 50,000 dollars?
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-05-31
Do I have 50,000 dollars? 🤣🤣🤣
I have 50$ tho. 🤑
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-31
I'll take it!
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-05-31
🤔 Maybe we could pull a scam or a heist, get 100,000 dollars then we'd each have 50,000 🤑
1 sub2tine 2019-05-31
oh i thought you were just being a pussy about eating.
1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-05-31
these gentiles are SO low-T
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-31
Not anymore, baby!
1 sub2tine 2019-05-31
oh nice. JJ and I also like poking ourselves. welcome to the club.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-05-31
learn how to quickly check its oil, the dog will run the fuck away if that happens
1 911roofer 2019-05-31
Share a blunt with the pit.
1 headasplodes 2019-05-31
Stop being a degenerate drug addict.
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1 -Kite-Man- 2019-05-31
yeah right, substance abuse is by far the smallest of my problems.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-31
I worked with a liberian fella a couple years back, them dudes are INSANELY old-fashioned. at a company event, he told me hwife (then girlfriend) point blank, "women should never work, they are biologically designed to stay home and cook/rear children"
watching her reaction was absolutely hilarious
1 EyeseeFN 2019-05-31
Just carry a toddler with you for emergency get aways.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-05-31
USA: hey sorry about that slavery thing, here, take our constitution and we will carve out a country for you back home.
Liberians: oh fuck ya thanks dude!
Liberians 150 years later: oh god oh fuck pls let us come back
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-05-31
This isnt any different than the regular guy gets cucked and attacks the other guy shit this just women are just as retarded
1 ImerfectCel 2019-05-31
Women always have an easier time finding a new partner. This is why open and poly relationships favor foids and almost always end with her upgrading and the guy basically cucking himself
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-05-31
He only cucked himself by getting the crazy one pregnant he was chad enough to get another hoe he can do it again
1 BriefSquirt 2019-05-31
any guy who is okay with an open relationship deserves to get dumped tbh
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-31
Any man who is ok with an open relationship isn't a man.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-05-31
this
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-05-31
I don't mind tbh... It's usually the other party that gets jealous.
1 atmpls 2019-05-31
X
1 --harshpangolin-- 2019-05-31
The one time the pit does not bite
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-05-31
A normie could spend a week just watching r/publicfreakout videos and be a hood wearing klansman by the end of it
2 ItsSugar 2019-05-31
The content of that sub is 50% rednecks/white trash, 5% Alex Jones and 10% other types of mayos. If you're not for (((the non-violent end of the whites through "miscegenation"))) after browsing that sub is because you feel personally attacked.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-05-31
As a radical centrist, i'm both a hood wearing klansman AND a globalist funder of miscenegation-promoting television segments. the only TRUE race is the jew-arab mix, bismallah
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-05-31
I'm rooting for Jew-Asian Hapa master race, personally.
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-05-31
That's what people said about worldstarhiphop and look where we are today.
Klan membership has doubled to 15!
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-05-31
At this point I think the KKK is just a front to train rookie agents. After a year undercover they hold a surprise meeting and when the rookie shows up they turn on the lights, everyone yells surprise, and a hooker jumps out of the giant cake with a fondant burning cross on top.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-05-31
isnt it mainly white people there though?
1 FlexualHealing 2019-05-31
Mod conspiracy to accelerate the mayocide.
1 BriefSquirt 2019-05-31
yikes
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-05-31
* Darius
1 wow___justwow 2019-05-31
Lol, you know things are fucked when the pitbull is the one trying to keep the peace.
1 wow___justwow 2019-05-31
I'd like to thank furry8 for this glorious exchange:
https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/bv2gv3/girl_held_at_gunpoint_for_sleeping_with_womans_man/epmen00/?context=5
1 vtesterlwg 2019-05-31
how do r/allcels always come up with these horrid takes, you bet your ass she'll be keying her man's car within an hour
1 d-amazo 2019-05-31
lmao that is the fakest shit i have ever seen.
if you don't realize that's two dumb asses doing the shittiest acting in the universe, you are functionally retarded and need to be put under the care of the state.
1 OniTan 2019-05-31
There's a news story about it. The woman in the video talked to the cops and got into an ambulance.
1 d-amazo 2019-05-31
well i may be retarded but her performance was wooden and unbelievable
two thumbs down
1 Funkyduffy 2019-05-31
Well the cops think it's real
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-05-31
Pitbull was just icing on that cake lmao