✔️ infidelity ✔️pregnant baby momma with a gun ✔️ pit bull ✔️ Atlanta, watch as foids continue to compete for the top 20% of Chads and Tyrones while risking life and freedom along the way

94  2019-05-31 by ImerfectCel

68 comments

You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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Pitties are the sweetest and some are just goobers who love everyone no matter what.

He just wants to give some smooches 😘😘👏😊😊😍😍😍

i really like my neighbour, liberian dude who treats me real well.

he sells dope and owns a pitty(no surprise)

yesterday i am fairly certain i heard it whimpering while he either hit and screamed at it or just screamed at it. either way i now fear for my life because a wall and two doors between us or not, that thing is like 10 feet away. and every now and then i have to go over there to get weed...

Carry a pocket knife when you go over there

how big a knife am i gonna need if it outweighs me? I'm tall but i'm a real skinny tall, you could basically poke me with a pillow and kill me

3 to 4 inches is fine. Aim for the neck. Before it gets to that point though, just kick the shit out of it, sometimes even pitbulls back off

sometimes even pitbulls back off

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kvBMJ_1558234284

Its rare, but it does happen. I wouldn't count on it, but kicking them gives you time to get your weapon out at the very least

Damn that tiger straight up rocked Mr.Worldwide.

Fucking hate yapping shits, jeez. But also what kind of asshole put that retarded dog there

Fuck what he said, carry a gun.

Guns are ideal but idk what country this dude is in and with drugs involved it could mean legit jail time. I figure a knife is a good compromise

Well if he lives in bongistan then even a knoife is life in prison so you might as well carry a glawk brand Hi-Point problem solver.

Bulk up dude. Also maybe bring a toddler as bait

im working on it but its hard to bulk up when you cant eat. in the meantime...

Hell yeah

Hell yeah!

its hard to bulk up when you cant eat.

nigga wut

i cant eat food. whats not to get?

Why can't you eat food? Are you on a liquid diet? Throat cancer making it impossible to swallow?

yeah liquids only. there are currently a couple body parts missing that were fundamental to the eating process.

i wear a lot of scarves now. think 'chamber' from the xmen or 'raziel' from legacy of kain.

That sucks. I hope you get to the point when you can eat again.

hope's the thing that kills ya. hell, that's kinda why i like yous guys. it's very unlikely but i appreciate the sentiment.

totally unrelated, can i borrow 50,000 dollars?

Do I have 50,000 dollars? 🤣🤣🤣

I have 50$ tho. 🤑

I'll take it!

🤔 Maybe we could pull a scam or a heist, get 100,000 dollars then we'd each have 50,000 🤑

there are currently a couple body parts missing that were fundamental to the eating process.

oh i thought you were just being a pussy about eating.

these gentiles are SO low-T

oh nice. JJ and I also like poking ourselves. welcome to the club.

learn how to quickly check its oil, the dog will run the fuck away if that happens

Share a blunt with the pit.

Stop being a degenerate drug addict.

yeah right, substance abuse is by far the smallest of my problems.

liberian dude

I worked with a liberian fella a couple years back, them dudes are INSANELY old-fashioned. at a company event, he told me hwife (then girlfriend) point blank, "women should never work, they are biologically designed to stay home and cook/rear children"

watching her reaction was absolutely hilarious

Just carry a toddler with you for emergency get aways.

USA: hey sorry about that slavery thing, here, take our constitution and we will carve out a country for you back home.

Liberians: oh fuck ya thanks dude!

Liberians 150 years later: oh god oh fuck pls let us come back

This isnt any different than the regular guy gets cucked and attacks the other guy shit this just women are just as retarded

Women always have an easier time finding a new partner. This is why open and poly relationships favor foids and almost always end with her upgrading and the guy basically cucking himself

He only cucked himself by getting the crazy one pregnant he was chad enough to get another hoe he can do it again

any guy who is okay with an open relationship deserves to get dumped tbh

Any man who is ok with an open relationship isn't a man.

this

I don't mind tbh... It's usually the other party that gets jealous.

A neighbor said the occupants of the house where it happened are usually quiet, and described what he saw on the day of the incident.

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The one time the pit does not bite

A normie could spend a week just watching r/publicfreakout videos and be a hood wearing klansman by the end of it

The content of that sub is 50% rednecks/white trash, 5% Alex Jones and 10% other types of mayos. If you're not for (((the non-violent end of the whites through "miscegenation"))) after browsing that sub is because you feel personally attacked.

As a radical centrist, i'm both a hood wearing klansman AND a globalist funder of miscenegation-promoting television segments. the only TRUE race is the jew-arab mix, bismallah

I'm rooting for Jew-Asian Hapa master race, personally.

That's what people said about worldstarhiphop and look where we are today.

Klan membership has doubled to 15!

At this point I think the KKK is just a front to train rookie agents. After a year undercover they hold a surprise meeting and when the rookie shows up they turn on the lights, everyone yells surprise, and a hooker jumps out of the giant cake with a fondant burning cross on top.

isnt it mainly white people there though?

Mod conspiracy to accelerate the mayocide.

yikes

* Darius

Lol, you know things are fucked when the pitbull is the one trying to keep the peace.

no because then that would only reinforce the idea that she commited to the wrong man or that there is something wrong with their relationship, by putting the blame on the mistress she does not have to worry about how uncomfortable it would be to reevaluate her choice in men, or perhaps her part in the deteriation of their relationship, she just has to use violence get rid of this rando and everything will be back to normal.

how do r/allcels always come up with these horrid takes, you bet your ass she'll be keying her man's car within an hour

lmao that is the fakest shit i have ever seen.

if you don't realize that's two dumb asses doing the shittiest acting in the universe, you are functionally retarded and need to be put under the care of the state.

There's a news story about it. The woman in the video talked to the cops and got into an ambulance.

well i may be retarded but her performance was wooden and unbelievable

two thumbs down

Pitbull was just icing on that cake lmao