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I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

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When will we have a hipster mass shooter. I wanna see like a guy with matching 10mm semi auto hand guns.

Wouldn't the hipster be using ball and powder guns?

Hell yea. Just roll in with like 7 black powder revolvers cause you can't reload lol

He could wear them on a belt like a pirate.

Or just go with a girandoni rifle or a multi barrel pistol.

🤔 a pepper box with a blunder bust for back up might work. 10mm is just a hipster round.

Did they ID the shooter as a mayo yet?

Idk but it’s a government building. My guess is blue collar mayo mad at duh gubmint

It's in the news, isn't it?

blunder bust

Buss. From the dutch dunderbussy

TIL the Dutch were well ahead of their time

I think that would look something like this.

Wtf is that? I was born at the ass end of the 80's so I don't know the music.

How you gonna do that to his wrists?

True he would likely be limp wristed

Imagine a 135 pound guy whose profile on twitters includes his preferred pronouns and a unironic “communism will win!” Tagline trying to akimbo a pair of g29sf’s with some +p loads.

Welcome to Snap city xir

True I had a g21 sf and that thing was uncontrollable with just the single gun. Too big of a round for the frame imo

G20 is actually really pleasant if you have massive hands, conceals fairly well depending on bodyframe funny enough. I got mine because I wanted something big for a back up when I go solo hog hunting, ended up loving it. It’s just not a proper round for smaller frame handguns imo

Man hogs scare the fuck out of me. I’d be packing a 357 easy

Lol at the guy who went and downvoted all of this.

Fine, I’m a unnaprovedcel but here is some juicy P_k vs tankie drama

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/bvdeye/fuck_liberals/

I never pay attention to votes tbh. P_k is great

Imagine hog hunting with a gun. Get on my level and do it with a lance on horseback. Best meal I ever ate.

If I do that I end up spilling my booze everywhere. Tried the sippy cup strategy and everything.

In Argentina the guides hold the booze for you.

Looks like someone is headed to the last great white hope soon.

Courthouse this time huh? I smell sov cit.

thats a good guess, some sort of "dont tread on me" lolbertarian mayo nutter seems likely.

Nope, basketball American with a handgun.

gang violence needs to be stopped wheres kanye

It's been a while since the last one and I was worried America was losing it's edge.

>be American

>get shot

>forget to tip shooter

>get shot again

tip shooter

dead bodies all clap

except you, a /r4chan mod, who doesn't even know how to GreenText

all those dead bodies just shake their head in moaning disappointment

>using CSS features like a tryhard pleb instead of defaulting to meme arrows so your message spreads to non-CSS users like a based patrician.

You're boring

Uh, you don’t get to bring green arrows.

I would, but unfortunately I'm not in charge here

ok

The American Pediatrics Association is currently testing to see if he's white enough to blame it in bullying

This is the gayest comment I've seen today

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that's actually you're best contribution you've msde to anybody's life this month

Lmao 5"11

Finally! Burger-land was getting stale.

Shooter is melanin-enriched. This is good for dramacoin.

Black, handgun, Democrat.

Dramacoin no beuno.

The Gender of Peace strikes again.

Reset the clocks!

Wow they actually didn't plaster the shooter's face everywhere. I guess it reached the point of more people getting mad at the news for fully covering the news than people wanting the full story.

It's actually because he's black, so pushing his face everywhere goes against the agenda.

Well to be fair the other... what is the stat again, the other 200 black people a day that kill someone don't have their faces plastered everywhere either.