Because you know the heroes are climbing your crooked tower, having recovered the Blade of the Destined Edge, which holds the power to shatter the frozen coal in your chest that maintains the necromantic magic holding your withered form together. Time is short. Shake a child.
10 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-31
Gay porn is a genre that cuts across all demographics and the stigma that you have to be gay to enjoy it needs to come to an end right now.
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1 EasySchmitty 2019-05-31
Isn’t that the same girl who claims to see CO2 in the air?
1 Adramolino 2019-05-31
I heard that in china, the air tastes of iphone 3.
1 pantyhose5 2019-05-31
Using twatter-speech is fucking gross
1 rsrfy 2019-05-31
based and loicense-pilled
1 Dildokin 2019-05-31
Look in his bio, hes a self admitted pedo
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-05-31
dont really have to shake her considering the amount of alcohol her mother drank during pregnancy
1 SnappyIsMyWaifu 2019-05-31
14k likes for this retarded fan fiction.
1 tHeSiD 2019-05-31
I too want to shake this retard violently
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-05-31
Why is some fas tard the face of climate change?