If you find yourself comparing politics to sex you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.

Snapshots:

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Snappy, activate skynet, we need a cleansing fire.

That schmuck needs to know how to tie a tie properly

Daddy's tie is still (too long)[https://imgur.com/a/bp3j8S2]

It is probably long to compensate for his shlong.

It feels kinda weird to now know that Michael Jackson is a way bigger degenerate then Daddy ever was. Dude was a legit pedophile.

Grab em by the pussy vs tap that sweet bussy

underage bussy though. Maybe Michael was a Libertarian in disguise?

Underage bussy grabbed vs. underage gussy in a changing room for a beauty contest you run.

I thought these were our parents.

The King of Pop and The God Emperor?

nice apostrophe retard