Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
I... I don't get it. I skimmed through that wall of text for the point of the story. Why would it be a big deal for a father to see his son shirtless? What kind of dude refers to himself as topless? Is this a rare female authored fapfic?
Burger here, spent the last 9 hours in a haze of 90mg of adderall and 3/4ths a handle of McCormick’s vodka, so I think I’m good and ready to weigh in.
When I fuck my coursing I ALWAYS take off my shir. , the only time we tri with my pants off, I spent 15-20 minutepushing rope before I had to regroup, grab my pants, pull my dik through the zipper and even thn take a good 3-5 minutes of 4play thinking about her sister with my eyes shut and half a monster 0 before she had anything to work within.
So yathis person is a fukinweirdo for thinking his dad would care. My dad nevr care if I’m topless when I go bed with kate.
9 hours and some addy and you can’t deal with a whole handle. Level up you fuckin pussy. If you aren’t getting 3 or less hours of sleep a night and vomiting up half the solid food you swallow don’t speak to me
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-01
Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
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1 ManBearFridge 2019-06-01
I... I don't get it. I skimmed through that wall of text for the point of the story. Why would it be a big deal for a father to see his son shirtless? What kind of dude refers to himself as topless? Is this a rare female authored fapfic?
1 BlasterBallz 2019-06-01
I think it is. I am sure the cousin fucking drama will start in a few hours when the rest of burgerstan wakes up.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-06-01
Burger here, spent the last 9 hours in a haze of 90mg of adderall and 3/4ths a handle of McCormick’s vodka, so I think I’m good and ready to weigh in.
When I fuck my coursing I ALWAYS take off my shir. , the only time we tri with my pants off, I spent 15-20 minutepushing rope before I had to regroup, grab my pants, pull my dik through the zipper and even thn take a good 3-5 minutes of 4play thinking about her sister with my eyes shut and half a monster 0 before she had anything to work within.
So yathis person is a fukinweirdo for thinking his dad would care. My dad nevr care if I’m topless when I go bed with kate.
1 hyledog 2019-06-01
9 hours and some addy and you can’t deal with a whole handle. Level up you fuckin pussy. If you aren’t getting 3 or less hours of sleep a night and vomiting up half the solid food you swallow don’t speak to me
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-06-01
I developed chronic pancreatitis at age 22 so I’m trying to take it slow lately
1 FoidBlaster 2019-06-01
That's 100% a troll.
1 Pomodorodorodoro 2019-06-01
You have to consider this guy comes from an incestuous mayo family. Taking his shirt off around his dad is like showing a red flag to a bull.
1 hi_0 2019-06-01
They spent about 10 paragraphs setting up the premise that due to reasons he's never allowed anyone to see him without a shirt
1 MG87 2019-06-01
Basically he says that he was bullied for being a chubby little kid so he became a never nude.
It still doesn't explain why his dad would bat an eye at seeing his son shirtless
1 Jidi_Isle 2019-06-01
😫💦 good read.
1 Sasanka_Of_Gauda 2019-06-01
The making of the average burger, 2019 [Colourized]
1 Yes_he_swan 2019-06-01
I like how most of the top comments skirt around the obvious incest and wish them good luck in life.
1 BlasterBallz 2019-06-01
They're probably from Mississippi, Alabama or Pakistan if they're encouraging incest.
The deep American South has more in common with Pakistan than they would believe.
1 AltRitardando 2019-06-01
Catholics don't live in Mississippi or Alabama smh. The fact that it was posted here at all should tell you that Louisiana is involved.