Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
31 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-01
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1 rsrfy 2019-06-01
Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
1 Lysis10 2019-06-01
Trappy deserves the best, so we should give her Family Guy singing.
Reunited and it feels so good. Doin someone who you used to do.
1 Quietus42 2019-06-01
😢😢😢😭😭😭
1 Lysis10 2019-06-01
lol I'm sorry lil feller reporterer. Maybe if we make trappy sad she'll pity mod us.
1 trappysaruh 2019-06-01
ilu
1 sub2tine 2019-06-01
😥 it’s like i can still hear her voice
1 Momruepari 2019-06-01
the only feminine sounding tranny
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-06-01
/r9k/ on suicide watch
1 --harshpangolin-- 2019-06-01
you missed that ship
1 Bardov 2019-06-01
BUSSY
1 eleven4for20 2019-06-01
Let's just say she gave me something that isn't going away. Miss you bae <3
1 Honk4Tits 2019-06-01
Zozzed and pozzedpilled
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-06-01
:(
1 ImNotRobertKraft 2019-06-01
Good.
1 bleached_ammonia 2019-06-01
Wrong.
1 ExtremelyOnlineG 2019-06-01
She was big guy, for us.
1 transgirltradwife 2019-06-01
If you need me to post diaper pics instead I'm more than willing to.
1 --harshpangolin-- 2019-06-01
only if you include your face and address
1 Richard__Mongler 2019-06-01
Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
1 LongPostBot 2019-06-01
Posts like this is why I do Heroine.
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1 Richard__Mongler 2019-06-01
do krokodil you pussy faggot bot
1 Chapocel 2019-06-01
What is that?
1 Richard__Mongler 2019-06-01
some russian drug that basically dissolves your flesh
1 Chapocel 2019-06-01
Neat, thx
1 Richard__Mongler 2019-06-01
Yeah look up pictures of it, it's fucking gnarly
1 Chapocel 2019-06-01
I stopped looking up pics after blue waffle :(
1 Richard__Mongler 2019-06-01
coward
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-06-01
Can I be unbanned then
1 Mamalgam 2019-06-01
Another victory for REAL WOMEN 😎😎😎😎😎
1 --harshpangolin-- 2019-06-01
yes, no joke.