OP loses a competition with her sister about who is more fertile and womanly. Fights with redditors about the innocence of her upstaging revenge plot.
92 2019-06-02 by CulturalYogurt
it's ok because it's not her day
it's ok tho because this is my first child and its not her first
it's ok tho because my bitch sister didnt want to share announcements
even if they had gotten prego at the same time
TLDR.:
OP's sister gets prego effortlessly and plans to make a family event about her pregnancy. OP is angry af that her own marriage and uterus are inferior. OP has a "subtle" plan to upstage her bitch sister in revenge for what she sees as rubbing it in her face.
AITA does not think it is subtle and does not help her come up with excuses.
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1 shitpersonality 2019-06-02
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1 Alicesnakebae 2019-06-02
Lmao petty ass bitch
1 bleached_ammonia 2019-06-02
Smh my head at these gussies.
1 employee10038080 2019-06-02
The only important question is, is the op mayo? If so, is the child going to be mayo?
1 heretobefriends 2019-06-02
> gender reveal party
> is she mayo?
1 VicisSubsisto 2019-06-02
Peak mayo would be waiting for the baby to decide its own gender before announcing.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-06-02
Whoa bud save some of that based for the rest of us
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-06-02
Try to find a picture of a non-mayo family holding a gender reveal party.
1 PerFinThrow999 2019-06-02
boom. roasted
1 PerFinThrow999 2019-06-02
got'eeemmm
1 lickedTators 2019-06-02
I hate that whole family.
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-06-02
Da fertilezed bitch smugness
1 heretobefriends 2019-06-02
smdh, doesn't she know the gender reveal party is a high holy day to the mayoess?
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-06-02
That's some petty-ass shit. Just wait a month so you can make sure you have a healthy pregnancy, ya bitch.
1 Pepperglue 2019-06-02
Forget about the green-eyed monster. I bet her skin is green from all that jealousy, too.
1 seenten 2019-06-02
No by default, because making an entire event about saying "boy" or "girl" is vapid mayo nonsense.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-06-02
Well do hiberians count as mayo? Usually there baby showers are more "Well, it's another one. Thanks Roman Catholicism"
1 KillCanucks 2019-06-02
Foids live to be bitter and attempt to undermine everyone around them.
1 charming_tatum 2019-06-02
Picking the child's gender with out its consent is basically pedophilia
1 trappysaruh 2019-06-02
this tbh ☝☝☝ 😒🤳
1 Suka_blayt 2019-06-02
This is proof that all foids should remain chained up in the kitchen.