How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.
Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.
If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.
Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.
They weren't strong at all lol. Just look at the orderly queue they set up so that they could bang Rand in an orderly fashion. The whole series is a sexist nightmare. Almost every interaction with a female character is problematic to pretty astonishing degree. Woman are weak at the knees with man fever when they aren't being cold hearted monsters to all those around them out of fabricated spite.
if robert jordan is writing a chapter with a female character she will for sure be doing at least one of those things, probably more than one, and often all of them.
Don’t bother. It’s an absolute shit show of a series, it’s like some one tried to nice guy his way to pussy and Harriet Rigney was the best he could do. It’s a downright indictment of burger “literature”
The overall story is interesting enough. All they have to do is cut all the non story that started happening in the middle of the series and edit the character interactions to be more modern.
It's not like lord of the rings is a crazy good story either and look how well the trilogy was received.
And to young and immature and uneducated to understand historical human mythology, adult human relationships and don't have enough memory or cognitive capacity to keep up with the story and be able to read anything more than an internet comment or tweet.
Lol WoT sucks nerd, time to deal with it. The world building is mediocre at best and that’s already the best thing about the series. But the fucking characters? They all sound like you - painfully created, unlovable and the creation of an incel’s view of Strong Waemen
It's ok at the start but around book 5-7 it devolves into a 500+ page books full of "remember this character from 3 books ago that was mentioned once and there's no way to remember who the fuck they are? yeah that guy, well, he's traveling! ok next chapter, remember this other really obscure side character from few books ago? guess what, he's traveling as well!"
I am looking for a maid of three-and-ten," she told the grey-haired goodwife beside the village well. "A highborn maid and very beautiful, with blue eyes andauburn hair. She may have been traveling with a portly knight of forty years, or perhaps with a fool. Have you seen her?"
Haven't read the books, don't know anything about the author or his wife, don't know anything about adult relationships (or relationships in general), or adult behavior, the list could go on.
It's a series of long, drawn out orgasms. Tons of buildup, world building, and psychological torment of the main characters, with very few but massive payoffs.
There's a lot of filler episodes. also by about book 7 you will need a website that lists all the characters because none of them ever get killed or abandoned but instead are referenced and the author has a bizarre need to let us know that the street merchant from book 5, in book 8 now has a wagon and is fleeing southwards.
a few books into the WoT series I came to the realization that the author fucking hated women. I made a few comments to that effect (this was before reddit) online and nobody believed me. Should be some quality drama when the amazon show for this comes out depending on how close of an adaptation they do.
Fantasy is literally filled with women Tumblr-refugees that hates the fact that Fantasy was founded by huwhite men, and is still largely written by them, who uses cancel-culture and social media to get rid of the competition and prop themselves up.
They want to be the next J.K Rowling, but Oh so Socially Aware; changing the world for the better by having a handicapable ethnically ambiguous midget as the protagonist.
Once I read (Or was it /r/books?) a post about a reader finding an award winning book bad, just from reading the thread it became clear that the author was a black woman and had likely gotten the prize for that rather than her writing, and so the OP got socially barred into admitting the book was great! And to give it another read, all else would be some form of bigotry, after all.
Anyway that's my gay little story. Anyone wanna share? Can't be the only one who have noticed this.
Nig K. Jemisin is the most overrated author in modern history, and the r/fantasy circlejerk about their yaass black kween makes me want to puke every time I browse that sub
Imagine the apex of your gender's involvement in fantasy books being some gay young-adult novels about a faggoty "wizard" who is so retarded he runs into a pillar in a train station.
Forget all that, the real problem is Robert Jordan hating on dolphins:
Terribly wasteful creatures, dolphins. The mammals, I mean. Many times I've seen a dolphin herd redfish or sea trout into shallow water, then, with a swoop of the tail, send the lot of them up onto a mud flat. The dolphin will then semi-beach itself, eat what it wants, and swim off leaving the rest of the fish, the majority of them, lying on the mud. Intelligent? Maybe. But not ecologically minded. Not at all.
I'm one of those degenerates that actually likes wheel of time but the people in that thread aren't even wrong. The female characters are absolutely insufferable and almost ruin the entire thing.
The only ones that are truly awful are Egwene, Cadsuane, and Elayne. Faile only sucks in Perrin PoV chapters, but she's okay in her own chapters IMO. I enjoyed hating the Aes Sedai bitches and when they get cucked by Rand and company. Lanfear is a legit psycho bitch but that's the point. Honestly, I don't think the super girl chapters much worse than Dany chapters in GoT.
I'm a big fantasy reader and for years my husband tried to get me to read WOT, as it is his favorite series. But I've read so many things about the characterization of females in the book and felt I wouldn't be able to enjoy it. This quote sadly just confirms what I believed.
What the fuck? Can't you just read the book yourself and make up your own mind, rather than reading about the book and "feeling" like you can't enjoy it? This reminds me of when I want to watch a film with my girlfriend, and she has to read a summary before she can decide. Fucking infuriating. Robert Jordan was right about foids.
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How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.
Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.
If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.
Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.
Begone, rat.
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1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
TIL Rober Jordan is based AF
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-06-02
wheel of time makes a lot more sense if you just picture the main female cast as slutty latinas with an attitude problem
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-06-02
WhAT CHU LoOKIN AtTTT, PUTA!!!
1 zergling_Lester 2019-06-02
*tugs braid
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
*Smooths skirts
1 zergling_Lester 2019-06-02
*Stares at you with arms crossed under breasts
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
*Hands on hips
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-06-02
*smacks bubble gum
1 AHealthySenseofDread 2019-06-02
what the fuck ass kind of roleplaying is this
1 posthogchud420 2019-06-02
Lore accurate rping
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-06-02
if robert jordan is writing a chapter with a female character she will for sure be doing at least one of those things, probably more than one, and often all of them.
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
Don't forget about getting spanked.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-06-02
Dude don’t come at me like that, I went on 3 dates with a Latina chick I met off tinder.
1 leva549 2019-06-02
*Brings knees in tight
1 LightUmbra 2019-06-02
*posts twice like a retard
1 leva549 2019-06-02
*Brings knees in tight
1 LightUmbra 2019-06-02
*posts twice like a retard
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-06-02
With those fucking permanent marker eyebrows the glares just fucking kill the boner tho
1 Pomodorodorodoro 2019-06-02
The complete opposite of what a good glare should do.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-06-02
Nynaeve tugs Rand Al'Thor's penis
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-06-02
Are they from 8th Street?
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
Grove Street
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-06-02
Yep, now I want to start WOT waaay sooner (before my planned reread of ASOIAF).
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-06-02
Don’t bother. It’s an absolute shit show of a series, it’s like some one tried to nice guy his way to pussy and Harriet Rigney was the best he could do. It’s a downright indictment of burger “literature”
1 TrollFarm4 2019-06-02
The overall story is interesting enough. All they have to do is cut all the non story that started happening in the middle of the series and edit the character interactions to be more modern.
It's not like lord of the rings is a crazy good story either and look how well the trilogy was received.
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
Fuck you it's the best fantasy story of all-time.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-06-02
No. It’s just long which you manboys equate with good because of muh world building
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
World building is fun if you are an autist like me.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-02
You're just to stupid to keep up with the story.
And to young and immature and uneducated to understand historical human mythology, adult human relationships and don't have enough memory or cognitive capacity to keep up with the story and be able to read anything more than an internet comment or tweet.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-06-02
Omega COPE. It’s awful writing, shitty characterization. Read a proper book retardo silva
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-02
Don't try to cover up your lack of reading skills, memory and understanding with shitting on that that you don't understand.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-06-02
Lol WoT sucks nerd, time to deal with it. The world building is mediocre at best and that’s already the best thing about the series. But the fucking characters? They all sound like you - painfully created, unlovable and the creation of an incel’s view of Strong Waemen
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-02
Have you ever actually read any book?
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-06-02
Yeah and they've all been better than WoT. Imagine shilling this hard for a dead man and his money grubbing wife
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-02
You're an awful person.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-06-02
Cry harder faggot
1 charming_tatum 2019-06-02
Nah, give it a go. Especially since the show is coming out late 2020/early 2021
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-06-02
Try to get out as early as possible.
It's ok at the start but around book 5-7 it devolves into a 500+ page books full of "remember this character from 3 books ago that was mentioned once and there's no way to remember who the fuck they are? yeah that guy, well, he's traveling! ok next chapter, remember this other really obscure side character from few books ago? guess what, he's traveling as well!"
1 thowaway_throwaway 2019-06-02
Kinda like GoT then?
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-06-02
Imagine thinking that a fantasy book in which your wife and your girlfriend very happily have sex with you is a "sexist nightmare".
Weren't the bene gesserit (lets face it, robert jordan copied herbert as much as he copied lord of the rings) super anti men ?
1 Bubbadism 2019-06-02
Don't forget the intro that everyone loves is basically the Dune intro
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-06-02
Show me the lie.
1 HeftyIntern 2019-06-02
That's just Shakespeare if he had chronic dry dick
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
They hated him because he told the truth.
1 jubbergun 2019-06-02
As is tradition...
1 cleverseneca 2019-06-02
It's very Jungian, that's for sure
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-02
That thread is a perfect microcosm of modern reddit.
A bunch of morons spouting off at the keyboard about things they know nothing about.
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
Half the retards on there haven't even read the books but have a strong opinion anyway. Peak reddit.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-02
Haven't read the books, don't know anything about the author or his wife, don't know anything about adult relationships (or relationships in general), or adult behavior, the list could go on.
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-06-02
One person didn't know who Brandon Sanderson was. In a fantasy subreddit. In s thread talking about wheel of Time. Jeez
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
That is peak reddit.
1 tHeSiD 2019-06-02
I'm gonna buy and read wheel of time just because of this now.
1 charming_tatum 2019-06-02
Its good but there's a slog in the middle if the series
1 acidoverbasic 2019-06-02
Oh shit, drama I have to have my husband explain to me.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-02
Are you really married?
Are you a gril?
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-06-02
Thank G-d for gay marriage
Altho gay divorce isn’t nearly the drama source I was really hoping for
1 acidoverbasic 2019-06-02
Lol yeah
Unfortunately
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-02
Dude gussy lmao
1 LightUmbra 2019-06-02
Is wheel of time any good? I'm not a fona wheel of fortune, so I've been hesitant to read it.
1 motherjoad 2019-06-02
It’s better than wheel of fortune, worse than lord of the rings. Somewhere in the middle there.
1 ragnathorn 2019-06-02
It's a series of long, drawn out orgasms. Tons of buildup, world building, and psychological torment of the main characters, with very few but massive payoffs.
1 eva_remastered 2019-06-02
so r/edging the book
1 headhq 2019-06-02
its genre fiction no read something by adorni insyead
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-06-02
There's a lot of filler episodes. also by about book 7 you will need a website that lists all the characters because none of them ever get killed or abandoned but instead are referenced and the author has a bizarre need to let us know that the street merchant from book 5, in book 8 now has a wagon and is fleeing southwards.
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
Or they die and come back more OP than before or even a different gender.
1 Metatron58 2019-06-02
a few books into the WoT series I came to the realization that the author fucking hated women. I made a few comments to that effect (this was before reddit) online and nobody believed me. Should be some quality drama when the amazon show for this comes out depending on how close of an adaptation they do.
1 ragnathorn 2019-06-02
He doesn't hate women, he understands them for the manipulative harpies they are.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-06-02
Maybe if men weren't so stupid they wouldn't get manipulated so easily.
1 LightUmbra 2019-06-02
Post bussy
1 lifesbrink 2019-06-02
What a bunch of whiny little cunts
1 MrMirror1221 2019-06-02
Fantasy is literally filled with women Tumblr-refugees that hates the fact that Fantasy was founded by huwhite men, and is still largely written by them, who uses cancel-culture and social media to get rid of the competition and prop themselves up.
They want to be the next J.K Rowling, but Oh so Socially Aware; changing the world for the better by having a handicapable ethnically ambiguous midget as the protagonist.
Once I read (Or was it /r/books?) a post about a reader finding an award winning book bad, just from reading the thread it became clear that the author was a black woman and had likely gotten the prize for that rather than her writing, and so the OP got socially barred into admitting the book was great! And to give it another read, all else would be some form of bigotry, after all.
Anyway that's my gay little story. Anyone wanna share? Can't be the only one who have noticed this.
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
I think it was the Broken Earth trilogy.
1 ecksmonchan2 2019-06-02
Nig K. Jemisin is the most overrated author in modern history, and the r/fantasy circlejerk about their yaass black kween makes me want to puke every time I browse that sub
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
I've heard she has first person chapters. That's a big yikes from me.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-06-02
Go read Sword of Truth again instead, pleb
1 LightUmbra 2019-06-02
I prefer 2nd person ones.
1 SideFumbling 2019-06-02
Imagine the apex of your gender's involvement in fantasy books being some gay young-adult novels about a faggoty "wizard" who is so retarded he runs into a pillar in a train station.
1 MrMirror1221 2019-06-02
To be fair, she's a literal billionaire.
1 SideFumbling 2019-06-02
Sure, but I think we know that quality is not correlated to success.
1 MrMirror1221 2019-06-02
If I can earn a billion while writing some half a dozen YA novels, count me in.
1 SideFumbling 2019-06-02
No doubt, just saying they're shit is all.
1 leva549 2019-06-02
Of the two I'd rather have success personally.
1 SideFumbling 2019-06-02
Therein lies the rub. I have the quality, but here I am, a pathological shitposter on an irrelevant internet forum.
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
Harry is a retard.
1 911roofer 2019-06-02
That's why we love him.
1 Pepperglue 2019-06-02
I mostly read non-fiction. I am just here to enjoy the stories.
1 ffbtaw2 2019-06-02
Excuse me? If the author isn't a handicapable ethnically ambiguous midget they shouldn't be writing handicapable ethnically ambiguous midgets!1!1
1 jubbergun 2019-06-02
I've never read anything written by Robert Jordan, but based on that single comment he definitely understood foids.
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
Avoid the Foid.
1 SideFumbling 2019-06-02
"We're not bitchy and insincere! 😡"
1 lickedTators 2019-06-02
Forget all that, the real problem is Robert Jordan hating on dolphins: Terribly wasteful creatures, dolphins. The mammals, I mean. Many times I've seen a dolphin herd redfish or sea trout into shallow water, then, with a swoop of the tail, send the lot of them up onto a mud flat. The dolphin will then semi-beach itself, eat what it wants, and swim off leaving the rest of the fish, the majority of them, lying on the mud. Intelligent? Maybe. But not ecologically minded. Not at all.
Cancel that fucker
1 leva549 2019-06-02
Based. Dolphins are the second most overrated animal after Pandas.
1 fernguts 2019-06-02
Third, actually. Don't make me post the koala copypasta!
1 charming_tatum 2019-06-02
Jordan was a real one for being at the forefront of the r/dolphinconspirscy
Did you know global warming is a dolphin made disaster?
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-06-02
He understands that the smarter you are, the meaner you are
Based and retard-pilled
1 911roofer 2019-06-02
Dolphins are awesome. They're like dogs of the sea.
1 Mayos_side 2019-06-02
God damn it man I JUST started reading this shit.
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
I'll pm you random spoilers.
1 --harshpangolin-- 2019-06-02
this should surprise no one... your fantasy world is bad
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-06-02
Judging a boomer's entire character based on a single quote right before he died is based.
1 fernguts 2019-06-02
Robert Jordan wore wide-brimmed hats indoors. That tell you everything you need to know.
1 leva549 2019-06-02
Shouldn't that be character?
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
I won't tolerate any slander of Nynaeve on my r/drama you alt-right incel.
1 Clerod 2019-06-02
I'm one of those degenerates that actually likes wheel of time but the people in that thread aren't even wrong. The female characters are absolutely insufferable and almost ruin the entire thing.
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-06-02
The only ones that are truly awful are Egwene, Cadsuane, and Elayne. Faile only sucks in Perrin PoV chapters, but she's okay in her own chapters IMO. I enjoyed hating the Aes Sedai bitches and when they get cucked by Rand and company. Lanfear is a legit psycho bitch but that's the point. Honestly, I don't think the super girl chapters much worse than Dany chapters in GoT.
1 ronkemus 2019-06-02
What the fuck? Can't you just read the book yourself and make up your own mind, rather than reading about the book and "feeling" like you can't enjoy it? This reminds me of when I want to watch a film with my girlfriend, and she has to read a summary before she can decide. Fucking infuriating. Robert Jordan was right about foids.