Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.
It just looks like he forgot to close the roof in a convertible or, more likely, accidentally walked too close to the Air Force One when typing angry tweets.
It's somehow simultaneously better and worse? Like it's a more "normal" haircut but his old one was so associated with his brand that it's weird to see him rocking a different look.
It's like when you see an instathot that has every attractive feature, yet together they don't make an attractive person. The hair, in theory, should look better. In practice, it looks bizarre.
NEVER, EVER INSULT THE UNITED STATES' PRESIDENT AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER AN ADMINISTRATION THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
This isn't a new haircut. He made an appearance at a church after getting sweaty playing golf. He remembered halfway through to take his hat off in a church. This is literally just sweaty hat hair.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-03
Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-06-03
I don’t get it.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-06-03
Trump rolled out this new hairdo today and he looks like a real person.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-06-03
Is there a story about it?
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-06-03
I can make one up if you like but no, not story other than the new cut.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-06-03
So where did you find out about the new cut?
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-06-03
www.drudgereport.com
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-06-03
Here's a link for it.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9207550/donald-trump-new-haircut-uk-visit-meet-queen/
1 BussySundae 2019-06-03
He now looks like his son Eric if he drenched his hair in piss.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-06-03
He looks like Jeff Bridges in Hell or High Water
1 tcpip4lyfe 2019-06-03
Extremely stable slicked back genius.
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-06-03
Lets not get crazy here. Its better than it was, but that's not a high bar
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-06-03
it reminds of that time they de-oranged the guy. very uncanny
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-06-03
Dr oranged and made him bald, he looked menacing as fuck.
1 MacAndShits 2019-06-03
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ 「ＴＨＥ ＷＡＬＬ」 ゴゴ ゴ ゴ
1 ItsSugar 2019-06-03
Wait.
This isn't a photoshop mashup of Trump and Bannon?
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
Apparently that’s his new hair. That’s it.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-06-03
Link?
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxK4A_9sw84
Baggy as shit pants too. It’s def a look to cop.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-06-03
How is that haircut different than usual?
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
It’s like slicked totally back instead of the crazy comb over thing. Idk.
1 Escitalopram111 2019-06-03
Hey there, fellow kids
1 heretobefriends 2019-06-03
It almost looks like someone photoshopped Hillary's hair onto his head.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
Now that is a based take. Don’t say it too much or he might see and change it back.
1 heretobefriends 2019-06-03
I wonder which dramatard is trump's alt.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
One of the boomer fugees maybe? Hard to say. I could also maybe see him caring more about karma than agenda posting. Idk.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-06-03
Gallowbobs_and_vagene have him a small loan of 1000000 karma.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
You should see my OC. The most upboats. Gilding. I don’t even care about gold anymore. I turn ads on because I get bored.
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-06-03
Very cool.
1 FlexualHealing 2019-06-03
S l i c k
D a d d y
1 -OrganisedChaos- 2019-06-03
He has the cheating, down pat.
1 volcel_wisdom 2019-06-03
A President named Slickback
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-06-03
let us pray the
pimp'spresident's prayer1 MacAndShits 2019-06-03
Slickelback
1 Woolgun 2019-06-03
It just looks like he forgot to close the roof in a convertible or, more likely, accidentally walked too close to the Air Force One when typing angry tweets.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
He saw the USS John McCain and it just did this.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-06-03
he normal haircut looks better
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-06-03
1 SpacePanther17 2019-06-03
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-06-03
yeah Daddy you were already dreamy... pls never change again 😔😘
1 volcel_wisdom 2019-06-03
He's had that combover since the 70s. At least it's something different.
1 B1FelixOcean 2019-06-03
Yasss lol
1 fraustnaut 2019-06-03
It looks like those drones that MF DOOM sends out to do shows for him when hes feeling lazy
1 heretobefriends 2019-06-03
Dude he looks so fucking bored in the video.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-06-03
It's somehow simultaneously better and worse? Like it's a more "normal" haircut but his old one was so associated with his brand that it's weird to see him rocking a different look.
1 heretobefriends 2019-06-03
It's like when you see an instathot that has every attractive feature, yet together they don't make an attractive person. The hair, in theory, should look better. In practice, it looks bizarre.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
It’s super 80’s so I’m into it.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-06-03
I want to like it, but it also triggers some sort of visceral disgust I can't explain
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
That’s why it’s awesome. He actually looks like the bad guy in a crappy mid 80’s movie now. I’m all about it.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-06-03
Gordon Gekko?
1 preserved_fish 2019-06-03
Casino Biff Tannen.
1 Bubbadism 2019-06-03
Get out of my head
1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2019-06-03
Literally based on Trump.
1 Mayos_side 2019-06-03
That's the one.
1 Bubbadism 2019-06-03
If he wasn't so old, he'd probably look exactly like rich Biff Tannen.
1 1484PewDiePie1484 2019-06-03
NEVER, EVER INSULT THE UNITED STATES' PRESIDENT AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER AN ADMINISTRATION THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-06-03
It's the uncanny valley. It makes him look human but not human enough.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-06-03
The big problem is the longer hair in back. If he trimmed it neat it would be a little less unsettling.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-06-03
He looks like that breitbart guy.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
Q predicted that.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-06-03
I’m calling the police.
1 dramatard01 2019-06-03
He looks good. I love my President!!!!
1 Moist__nuggets 2019-06-03
Based and moistpilled
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-06-03
Holy fuck he copped the Biff Tannen look from Back to the Future. Is no one else seeing this??? https://images.app.goo.gl/GTDiqdqUuw35k5vw5
1 Mayos_side 2019-06-03
Butthead
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
You think I was joking about the Q thing.
1 Futhermucker 2019-06-03
browsing /pol/ are we?
1 silverwyrm 2019-06-03
It's somehow more gross than his old hair
1 nd2017 2019-06-03
Just got a fresh cut now I’m looking for the freaks
1 LadyVetinari 2019-06-03
I'd swipe right tbh
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-06-03
Kinda cute 🤤
1 betazoom78 2019-06-03
This isn't ok.
1 mayofoidCOPE 2019-06-03
👀
1 ryandanegayin 2019-06-03
cursed_daddy
1 razzmataz 2019-06-03
Looks like he's starting to morph into Steve Bannon.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
He’s like a holographic Bannon.
1 G_likes_ravioli 2019-06-03
he looks like an old fuckboy
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
Not entirely inaccurate tbh.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-03
Am I dreaming?
1 charcharbinks 2019-06-03
This isn't a new haircut. He made an appearance at a church after getting sweaty playing golf. He remembered halfway through to take his hat off in a church. This is literally just sweaty hat hair.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-06-03
Don’t ruin this for me.
1 _bowlerhat 2019-06-03
huh. this is real?
1 Kyle_Penguin 2019-06-03
Orange boi
1 TONY_BURRITO 2019-06-03
Stealing Alex Cameron's Look