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will she finally marry some fentanylcel and have kids? tradthots can have only so many excuses

Inb4 blacked

Hopefully mike cernovich makes a lispy video afterwards about how “absowutely baste” interracial relations are

He probably already has. American right-wing is a joke.

right wing

Ya good point man. Can’t wait to be shoulder to shoulder with him and Ben “too tall” Shapiro in the trenches dying for Israel 🇮🇱 🇮🇱

Lauren Southern getting blacked would be a drink come true for me. Actually want that more than anything else.

Well lucky for you she took a black guy to prom. She literally was just doing this all for attention.

That's not the same. I wanna see her getting railed.

don't we all?

I though he was Indian or Arab lad. That picture used to trigger MAGAcels in 2016 when Tradthots started getting popular.

She got owned, lmao

*he got owned

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woosh

lauren southern is legally a man

It’s such a nothing burger of a political stunt yet there are still room temp IQs who think it’s the most hilarious thing ever.

Really? You don't think it's odd that even though he is legally a man, Wikipedia and other news organizations constantly misgender him, even if they themselves have a no tolerance policy on misgendering?

Every single time someone writes "she" or "her" while referring to Lauren Southern, when he went under the proper legal process in Ontario to become a male, they are discrediting the legitimacy of that law that they would otherwise support unconditionally.

It's brilliant and it still pays off. Hypocrites, bro.

She/he legally changed her gender though.

Imagine being this seriously invested in a alt right thot.

Next time make the smart choice and just invest in buttcoin.

I was only pretending to be retarded.

That's the point of this subreddit.

Imagine seriousposting in /r/drama, that's actually pathetic

wow you're really taking this mod tranny thing seriously huh

way to commit

reeee u don't even understand the topic to begin with!

I'm sorry I owned you so hard.

i'm detecting notes of cope and seethe

the entire point of being transgender is that things like your biology or legal status might not actually reflect your real gender

Lauren Southern's a chick, hardy-har-har she doesn't like the trans so she tries to make a point about it, aren't we all so clever

u mad

u mad

Room temp IQ in full display

no u tho

Do you have any actual proof of this?

Lauren Southern Becomes A Man

So she's not a man...

Legally, she is. Are you saying Ontario's gender laws are not to be taken seriously? Fucking alt right bigot smh

Thot status: Patroled

https://laurensouthern.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/lauren-hypocrisy.jpg

Plugging r/transvestigation

...that's literally a man

check her ID

Looks like Billy Corgan in a wig lmao

She won, the EU now requires boats to just sit there and watch as people drown while hoping that the three men in the Libyan coast guard can get there in time. I think this might be the only place in the world where there is a legal requirement to not rescue people drowning at sea. Europe is very nice and way too compassionate.

*his head

Unironically good for her. Politics is a sewer and identity politics is even worse. This is the smartest move a person can make, outside of never entering that particular sphere in the first place.

Exactly. It's a mosh pit made for those with sterner stuff. Politics is no place for a woman -- I respect women, and that's why I want to protect them.

this sounds like a r/menslib comment

Horseshoe LAW

Sweaty, let me tell you about fish hook theory

Just googled it. 😡

The horseshoe can be repeatedly and verifiably be found in nature, whereas fishhook is just another incarnation of "scratch a centrist". I declare it fake and gay.

Broke

Woke

Bespoke

Ascended

> radical centrism above the gussy of the pretzel

🤢

I don’t think it’s that smart. Who the he’ll is going to hire her for anything after all the shit she’s said?

I'll never forget her escapade in Australia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQrnH20sVHk

she a ho a real woman would fire rpgs at migrant ships not flares

Yikes, 23 is now the age of retirement for flat-chested right-wing blonde thots? How old will her replacement be? Who will be the new guest on Fox News for boomers to jerk off to why complaining about poor black people?

I think you're confusing her with Tomi Lahren. Not that they're that much different.

Holy fuck you're right. They are two different people. God, even their names sound kind of similar.

You'd definitely be excused for mixing up conservabimbos

They are two different people

No. All Fox new blonds are in fact the same woman

blonds

No, for women its spelled "blonde". The "e" represents equality, and its silent because women need to shut up.

Shes only 23?

Wikipedia never lies.

Shit I didn’t realize she was around my age

It's really strange when you get older than all of these internet celebrities who either look much older than they really are or make themselves look older than they really are and get into enough relationship, job, and house drama in a year that the average person does in a lifetime. It's a real trip when you realize that they're only like 21 or 22 despite producing years of very public drama

Well they were recently rallying behind a 14 year old kid. Guess that's the next celebrity?

She's either doing this as yet another grift to part morons with their money or because she found a nice brown guy to settle down with

implying nice browns exist

I prefer the rightoid grift anyway

Mayo defense force OUT!

Hang In there. Any day now. I promise.

Bernie sanders supporter on a heroic dose of Zoloft

My man 😎😎

I found it all to easy to rationalize

hmmmm

She found a dude who makes good money and she wants to pump babies out and stay at home. Story as old as time.

Hey guys now I've travelled and really found myself I'm ready to settle down with someone dependable ^teehee btw this has nothing to do with me getting older and realising my clock is ticking

23 is pretty young to settle down. This is probably just a brief pause in the grift so she can get attention for "returning" in a few months.

I would not be surprised if by now she's acquired enough wealth to live off the interest and is retiring.

n-no, you were supposed to mock chapotards!

This is the beginning of a beautiful pivot. First step away then come back, proclaim that you’ve changed opinions now that you’ve grown as a person. She’ll be woke when we see her again. She’s a grifter. The game never changes for these people. I’ll see you all in the drama post when she shits on Republicans.

Good fucking riddance, man youtube celebrities are the absolute fucking worst. Pseudo intellectuals pandering to generations ready to throw money at anything that has a position and a webcam.

Obese white dude in a dark room rambling about Roman history and the downfall of western civilization for an hour

3 million views

"if you're fat and white you can't know about history" - watermark

please elaborate. are you implying fat white people can know about history?

white lardos are pretty much the only ones who spend the time reading about all that gay shit so yeah

Defending mayo faggotry in drama?

Y I K E S

This but unironically.

Pseudo intellectuals

That is giving her/them more credit than they deserve.

Have people actually thrown piss at her? Why are leftoids completely unable to control themselves around rightoids?

There'll be less actual content when 90% of the sub is banned though retard. Shitty metaposts will become 80% of the posts here

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Yah, all because of the migrant thing in the Mediterranean. Basically she was filming the migrants switching boats out at sea and reporting on it. When a boat capsized or something and she didnt help. Leftoids will scream that since she didnt help that makes her a nazi. Which removes all agency from the people who risked their lifes to do something illegal and puts all the onus on the huwite woman.

I mean, if people are drowning it's still your moral imperative to fish them out if you can, even if they chose to undertake a risky ocean voyage.

Fair enough, but if IIRC she was in like a little boat and there were like 100's of them in the water. You really gonna risk it? Regardless, doesnt mean youre a nazi or deserve piss getting thrown on you, even if shes a filthy foid.

help people on boat to capacity

hundred other people now swarm boat

boat sinks

everyone dies

smart move mayo lady

I don't see the problem.

that comment was at -5 right before you replied

wtf

This is pretty much the exact example given in discussions of lifeboat ethics.

Dabbing on Hardin-cels to own the browns.

what if they're brown though?

yeah the eu generally takes the perspective that people shouldn't die just because they make ambiguously stupid decisions

ambiguously stupid decisions

taking a literal wooden float out into the Mediterranean to sneak into another country

t. big brain poster

Yes. People don't get on a wooden float out into the Mediterranean for nothing. Think of this choice:

A. have the chance to become a care-taker and earn what is minimum wage in the European country but really good money in yours, and send some money back to your family. Sure, it's risky, but your friends have done it before, and you're young.

B. Stay in your country which has no jobs and no future and no money and you can't do anything.

Of the 162 000 who migrated to Sweden in 2015, by May 2016 only 500 had found employment, where employment constituted more than 1 hour of work per week or state-subsidised schemes.

Hard workers.

That's because they're working under the table jobs. You have to be a real smoothbrain to believe that only 500/162000 migrants actually work.

Well they definitely aren't taking the jobs then aren't they

The EU now bans ships from coming to the rescue of Africans drowning in the Mediterranean. They are not legally allowed to render aid and attempt a rescue unless the person drowning is white.

You're removing all agency from the people who chose to watch others drown at sea. I very it, clearly there is something very deep and primitive triggered in you when foreigners arrive after fleeing danger in the homeland. Please just announce to the world, yes, we Europeans are douche bags and want everyone else to die, and repeal the refugee treaties you signed after WWII in a pathetic attempt to make up for having done nothing to alleviate the suffering of the Jews, 'Well never let that happen again promise!' Literally it was just an attempt to apologize for the holocaust, you never actually intended to every keep the treaties and your societies are incapable of meeting such lofty humanitarian examples. Just repeal them and stop pretending you're so very different from the people who turned boats off Jewish people back to nazi Germany.

imagine being IRL triggered by lauren southern

Basically she was filming the migrants switching boats out at sea and reporting on it

And she needless and illegally shot a flare at one which lead to her getting BTFO'd

Leftoids will scream that since she didnt help that makes her a nazi. Which removes all agency from the people who risked their lifes to do something illegal and puts all the onus on the huwite woman.

I almost fell for this

I know people who got piss bottles thrown at them just for being in the vacinity of a daddy rally when they didn’t know he was in town lol

Nice

People hoard bottles of pee and save it just for that? That's like a self own.

these people are a parody of humans so I doubt they see it that way

Thot patrolled 😎

killing brown people in the Mediterranean

i sleep

getting harmless things thrown at me for killing brown people in the Mediterranean

real shit, the left is destroying western civilization, reeeeeeeeee i can't take it anymore

i guess we have your answer to the trolley problem.

A week ago I approached a woman on the street. She was 6/10. Kinda too much make up. But I thought I still had a chance to make love with her. I was very polite. But she still rejected me. I punched her and tried to rape her. She screamed for help and tried to fight back. And some random guy came and knocked me out of my counciousness. I didnt have sex that night and I stayed virgin. What I want to say that it is by far more harmful to say no than getting raped. When you get raped you might actually enjoy it. But if you say no to a nice guy, the guys self-esteem is completely destroyed and he might even end his life. Also the girl probably went to a night club and got "raped" by some chad while being intoxicated. TL;DR raping should be legal and saying no to an offer to have sex should be illegal. Because the counsequences are way worse.

It's honestly not that much different than any other warm hole, your not missing out on much. If you approach a woman just salivating like 'Oh wow maybe I can finally get the sex from this one, how I would enjoy the sex from it' you're probably going not going to be able to put your best self on display.

Sauce?

Just a reminder that Lauren's sister is stupid hot. And that's why Lauren is so mad all the time.

The things I'd do to see her get absolutely dominated by Ben Shapiro's sister.

Ben Shapiro's sister and Lauren Southern's sister are on the top of my blacked wishlist.

Who else is on the list?

Definitely Tomi lahren and Meghan Kelly.

Nice. I have a few on my list too but most are celebrities

She looks underage. Would not touch as I'm not a pedo.

snnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiff

Lmao some dude asked her for a pair of worn socks

https://www.reddit.com/r/JessicaSouthern/comments/bg8li8/well_chaps_unfortunately_she_doesnt_appear_to_sell/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

tell him I already bought em' all and they ain't for sale

Lauren has dem titties, I'm not much into lolis

Lauren's a man so...

Good for her. Stop familyshaming her. She just want to draw back from public light and start working for the real cause; pushing out white conservative babies to secure the existence of white people and a future for white children.

This means she's finally made enough money to retire I think, in 4 years.

Respect the con.

What university does she go to? I'm Canadian too, so maybe I might get to fuck her.

Good day for Ann Coulter.

To that end, I intend on returning to school and pursuing my academics again.

I hope that is a lie. She's going to be a pariah on any campus she shows up at. The bottles of pee will just be a river.