childfree hipstery foid is upset she doesn't get a quilt like every other couple in the family with children.

74  2019-06-03 by Spysix

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If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.

if it is in fact on shaky legal ground it's reasonable to not want to be the case that establishes it as illegal.

It's not, The reddit admins are straight up lying to the ignorant (like yourself) to justify their prejudice. Pinging being protected speech has long since been estabilished, as it has undeniable artistic merit. The only time it's been included under any obscenity laws is when someone is being charged with possession of harassment, so the state can slap them with more charges. The courts have been very careful to not charge anyone for pinging, because they'd get their asses fucking annihilated by a higher court due to the firm precedence of pinging being completely legal speech. /r/Drama had nothing to worry about, this guy was just making shit up to fool people into thinking his censoring wasn't entirely personally motivated.

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This and unironically

I love it if people get upset about inconsequential shit (like a shitty self made quilt, lol) that actually would not even affect themselves if they would just stop caring about said inconsequential shit.

fuck you, quilt me

My mom quilts. She has made me a bunch (baby ones, bedspreads, table runners) I have a shitload for every holiday. She also knits baby blankets anytime there is a need. I think the MIL is just lazy. Busting out one of these quilts isn't that hard.

This chick, however, was stupid to demand one (obviously her and the MIL aren't super chill) also she is so uninteresting there was notjhing for the quilt to be based on.

She says that even though she may not have kids with hobbies, she has dogs

Based MIL should make a quilt for her son and their dogs, kinda forgetting to put the bitches name there.

THEYRE CALLED FURBABUES, OK?

What the fuck is a quilt?

Exactly!

How can somebody even be angry to not get whatever the fuck this is?

I love home-made kitschy stuff

Calls a high-effort handcrafted personally customized heirloom "kitschy"

Thinks she deserves one

What a fucking bitch. Kids or no, I would never make something that expensive and time consuming for somebody who wants one because "it's hipster and kitschy." This is the same reason I won't crochet shit for people who ask, they have no conception of the time and effort that things take. Even a fucking granny square blanket takes weeks' worth of free time and like $70-100 in yarn if you use good shit. Go buy one at Goodwill that some other ingrate threw out.

imagine ever considering crocheting anything lol

Imagine having no hobbies besides autistically flailing on Reddit.

"well I guess it's either drown my life in reddit or crochet. those are my options" - you

crocheting will get you significantly more pussy than reddit fyi

True. Fauxhemian lesbians eat that shit up. "Look babe, I made a cozie for your Hydroflask."

gussy

miss me with that ungay shit famalam

If I was the MIL I would make the quilt but just put their names on one square, put, "BARREN" on one of the other squares, and then, "shitposter supreme" on one of the others.

then just leave the other 15 blank and give it to her with a message that says, "YTA"

Yknow sometimes I think that boomers are right; we really don't have enough respect for elders these days

/r/aita

if u were any other man i'd kill u where u stand 🔪

Omeri wu shindaru

Wow u butchered what cannot be butchered

Fuck you fucking weeb. 🤬

omie wah moe shindiroo

He literally stole my thread smh

id love to get me a broad like this one day. one you could punch around a little bit with no fear of killing off the zygotes you helped create

Odds of foid being mayo:99.476993%

It’s more like 100% childfree people are effectively killing their bloodline

only because non mayos haven't figured out contraception

classic mayo nonsense

Fun fact: OP thinks her two "beautiful" dogs count as children. lmao.

That kinda pisses me off lol

Not much on the internet does that anymore

She didn't. The mother in law said they didn't have room and she said she could put the dogs on it. Never did she say that having dogs was the same as children.

Isn't brigading banned? You AHS fucks are so lucky to get away with this shit

Careful buddy, that nuanced take of yours is a little too reasonable

A mayo foid with an overinflated sense of entitlement, no one has seen that before

Foids these days. Someone needs to shake them until they realize that yes, deciding to be childfree does in fact make you less of a person

WTF is a foid? This is all I could find.

A word used in the incelosphere to describe women.

Choosing not to have kids doesn't make you less of a person lmao. Thinking that squirting out a kid somehow makes you anymore of a person is hilarious. It's humorous that a bunch of kids who don't have kids are making fun of an adult for choosing not to have a kid...

It's not that having children ascends you, it's that being a childfree degenerate degrades you to a lesser status.

1.2 billion years of creatures fucking each other, finally leading to some some brainless, self obsessed foid that thinks whoring in Europe for 2 months is totally just as fulfilling as rearing a child. X. An evolutionary dead end.

incelosphere

Ahh.

self obsessed foid that thinks whoring in Europe for 2 months is totally just as fulfilling as rearing a child

It makes so much sense. How mad are you that you're child free not by your own choice?

Imagine trying to argue by psychoanalysis

How mad are you that you're child free not by your own choice?

You are aware you can convert to islam and buy a bride ?

Your flair is so appropriate, my sides are numb.

Smh, as always redditors mock the neuraly atypical. White people at it again.

If you don't have children, as a woman, you are literally worthless. Worse yet if you do it voluntarily!

I guess we know where r/incel went after being banned....

I'm out. I really don't need to have a discussion with basement incels. Yikes man. You got some serious issues you gotta sort out.

I have a black wife.

How did this guy come over here without pinging, anyway?

We just don't know. Somehow they our incel hideout.

r/inceltears

I have a black wife.

Congrats on the husband.

This kind of conduct is not necessary, is it?

yes. im sorry, massa.

whoring in Europe for 2 months is totally just as fulfilling as rearing a child

Don’t be rude. You can and should do both.

Found the incel

Thinking that squirting out a kid somehow makes you anymore of a person is hilarious.

It's a noble sacrifice that a man and woman endure together, for the betterment of our future. The fact of them contributing to the continuation of our species alone is praise-worthy.

If you are married and you have no kids, you are either:

1). Barren, which is not your fault unless you fucked yourself so hard your body losts its function.

2). Incapable for financial or health reasons, which is also blameless unless you caused it yourself.

3). Selfish because you want to enjoy life. Which itself is not a bad thing, but please do not think you are entitled to anything.

Choosing not to have kids doesn't make you less of a person lmao

wrong 😎

What does being a mentally I'll Frankenstein monster make you?

better than u, easily 😇

Not in the eyes of society 🤣

wrong 😎

do you think society looks favorably on narcissistic childfreaks like you lmao you're deluded beyond hope sweaty

Cope with what? I just spent 2 weeks on vacation with my SO and now we are buying a house. Life's good af with 2 white collar incomes and no kids.

I'm guessing this is some weird incel/dogma thing that's going on here. So I'm just blocking this pathetic sub.

10 years from now: "fuck, I really think we should've had some children and form a happy family, too bad you can't have children now because you're too old..."

I know 2 couples exactly in this situation. 1 of them is in my family and the other lives down the street. If only you knew how much they regret their decisions.

this is my biggest fear, i want kids but i need to be able to financially support them and what if that only happens when im in my 40s and its over wtf aahhhh

Adopt some poor fucker from a third-world country. Less money needed in the long term.

That is some serious transphobia you have going on there bud

female humanoid. used because they aren't actually people with human emotions, just lizard-like alien creatures inhabiting human skin.

If you are a woman and have all the means, be them financial, biological or social, and you choose to not have children, then you are undoubtedly a genetic dead end with little to no contribution to society. More often than not these childfree types are just selfish idiots living hedonistic lifestyles through their 20/30s only to then hit the wall, become unfuckable and then come to the realization that they'll live miserable lifes because they can't or won't have children and form families. What you get is 40 year old cat ladies trying to act and look like they're in their 20s in order to re-enact their glory days, unaware of how pathetic they look.

Choosing not to have children when you're perfectly capable of having them is not a brave move, it's a selfish and cowardly move.

Unironically tale as old as time

Yikes. I'm not even going to try to unpack all those issues you got lmao.

Yikes

try to unpack

Oh boy, what a fucking meme. None of what I wrote was wrong btw

lmao

SEETHING

I ask why and she says she's only interest in making quilts with her grandkids and things on them and we don't have enough hobbies and kids' hobbies to fill up a whole quilt. I tell her we have 2 beautiful dogs whom we love and could be put on there and she says "I'm not making a whole quilt for a couple of goddamn dogs" verbatim.

Based MIL

That's how you know it was bait. It is beautiful tho.

I don't actually think this is bait. People are really that obtuse and it sounds like something a thirtysomething Redditof would do

People who seriously talk about "fur babies" make me wanna off myself

Dogs are animals. Sure they are fun and all, but they also eat their own vomit and shit, and if you died alone they will probably eat your corpse

Dogmoms btfo

>"I'm not making a whole quilt for a couple of goddamn dogs" verbatim.

Based dogfree MIL

All foids are dogpilled.

ALL of them.

MIL using her quilt to get doggiefucked.

white girls fuck dogs

DOG MOMMY

Pibbles

Or those overgrown rats every suburban mom seems to have.

why doesnt gamgam put dozens if not hundreds of hours of fine labor into making a quilt that'll be torn up by some fat bitch's even more disgustingly obese neutered and lazy cats that she calls her furbabies and the parts that aren't ripped apart by stretching cat claws are soaked by her husband's wife's boyfriend's nubian cum and her own pussyjuice seeped it after squirting (PEEING) all over the place because she cant get her ohjoysextoy/jezebel/cosmopolitan/trollx vibrator/dildo out her unfertile, used up, slimy roast beef flaps

Childfree heterosexuals need to recognize and accept the fact that they’re second-tier adults, and be grateful for the fact that society doesn’t actively shun them. If anything, they ought to be shamed a bit more aggressively than they currently are.

What's with all these girlfriendless dudes in this sub getting so worked up over people who don't want kids? Is it that they have the choice to while you don't that makes you so mad?

I've been in a monogamous relationship for like five years, newfriend. We're engaged, we've already had the family timing discussion, and I won't surrender the privilege my adherence to social norms gives me, dammit!

No degrees, not in the same city and you think having kids gives you social privileges? Yikes...

Oh we already have some of our degrees and we’re in the same city, it’s just that we’re gonna have to couples match first before we can be stably located somewhere.

And yo, we both have enough money to hire a nanny to help with the unpleasant aspects of childrearing. Being a parent is challenging but don’t pretend that parents aren’t respected more than “dogmoms” are.

Oh I'm sure. Someone who creates alt-right memes all day wouldn't just lie on the internet ;)

creates alt-right memes all day

Sure, throw more random stuff at the wall and some of it will stick!

I’ve never created a meme, once. I’m not alt-right. And I’m not on this site “all day,” I just have a smartphone that never leaves my person.

Mmmkay. I think I'm done arguing with a high school kid...

That’s fine by me, you’ll feel much more at home somewhere like CB2.

Are you going down a checklist or something?

The quality of his bantz was actually solid for a bit at first

Why should people without children be shunned? That's ridiculous.

I’m exaggerating for /r/drama, but opting out of parenthood is nothing to celebrate.

r/inceltears

GRANDMA IS BASED AND REDPILLED!!

tell her we have 2 beautiful dogs whom we love and could be put on there and she says "I'm not making a whole quilt for a couple of goddamn dogs" verbatim.

BASED granny

I'm surprised that the thread is 100% against OP. Usually foids, especially obviously mayo foids like this one, get softballed. I guess IATA for thinking AITA would be just like /r/relationships

She thinks it is because she doesn't have kids, but it's really because she is a bitch lmao.

Hoe's mad

I hang up and tell my husband and he's 100% on my side.

I'll bet he's 100% on your side. What choice does the poor sap have? It's only a matter of time before there's some reason she and her husband can't visit his family on holidays anymore. Assuming that there is any truth to this story at all.

What the fuck ?! I have read the top comments of this thread and it has let me absolutely BAFFLED by the sheer bigotry of reddit's userbase. IMAGINE going to the internet for emotional support and getting SHUT DOWN by a bunch of specist, racist BIGOTS.

It is clear that actions need to be taken, and swiftly so, because as responsible human beings we cannot let this kind of hate speech take root and get normalized like that over the internet. Seeing this kind of shitty people here on reddit is making me lose my faith in humanity.

Now let us all encourage this STUNNING 💅 🐶 dogmommy 🐶

I want to see her cute furbabies so frickin bad !!!! 😍😍 I think Imma PM her

see y'all !

Holy shit this thread is incel central.

Yeah there is a lot to unpack from this thread.