I actually almost opened up a frozen yogurt franchise with that Swirl company a couple years back in Houston. I was in the middle of trying to get a small business loan when I finally got a chance to look at the contract they sent me.... they legit could've summed that contract up with a single sheet of paper saying, "grab your ankles, yogurt bitch"
I never really came back to the idea after that. I was cracking up at some of the shit they wanted from me in that contract, I can't even fathom working 70+ hours a week to be that cucked.
Taking it in the ass for a few years to get incredibly rich is something foids have been doing for centuries. Franchises just allow anyone the chance to be a rich persons bitch.
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1 GeauxHouston22 2019-06-03
I actually almost opened up a frozen yogurt franchise with that Swirl company a couple years back in Houston. I was in the middle of trying to get a small business loan when I finally got a chance to look at the contract they sent me.... they legit could've summed that contract up with a single sheet of paper saying, "grab your ankles, yogurt bitch"
I never really came back to the idea after that. I was cracking up at some of the shit they wanted from me in that contract, I can't even fathom working 70+ hours a week to be that cucked.
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-06-03
Taking it in the ass for a few years to get incredibly rich is something foids have been doing for centuries. Franchises just allow anyone the chance to be a rich persons bitch.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-06-03
Always look at the franchisee agreement first. Some are ok, most put you in binds over the real margin makers (product sourcing and unit pricing).
1 cfbWORKING 2019-06-03
That LSU degree at work