Yup

Be me. Be 16. Watching Shrek 1 for the first time in a long time. Little brother starts watching it too. Little brother says "its awesome". Even though its halfway through parents come in the room. They turn off the tv while we were watching Shrek. I get mad. I yell at my parents. Little brother joins in too. Parents say "we're both grounded". They send us to our room. Before we're halfway up the stairs there was a big boom. Shrek, fully aroused and naked, come barging to the door. The whole room fills with the aroma of onions. Shrek sees my parents still yelling at us. Shrek turns on the t.v, seeing Shrek was on. OGRE MY DEAD BODY. Shrek rips my dad's head off. Starts fucking my dad's head viciously. mom gives out a blood curdling scream.Mom runs to the phone. Shrek does a major jump, with a back flip, and lands in front of my mom before she picks up the phone. Shrek, then, shoves a onion down her throat, then shoving his dick in there so the onion could go down easily. Mom dies, after choking on an onion and Shrek's sperm. Shrek looks at us. "Taek ur shirts off". Me and my brother takes off our shirts. We're just standing there, stunned. Shrek yells "GET UR ARSES DOWN 'ERE". We do. Shrek tells us to bend over. We bend over. Shrek puts his big, meaty, cock in our assholes. Sure the pain was excrutiating, but it was pleasurable. Shrek gives out a mighty roar, giving out an orgasm. Sure, it was painful, but the orgasm was something to remember. He goes to my brother, who does the same thing as I did. Shrek tells me to get my brother pregnant so he rips off my brothers cock, but my brother enjoyed the pain. It was like incest, except my brother was enjoying my cock inside his brand new vagina. Shrek ejaculates on our backs, its green slime was warm so warm that I ejaculated as the slime tingled my backs. Me and my brother get tired. The room was covered with the aroma of sex, combined with onions. We all are lying in a pool of blood, dicks, jizz, slime, and onions. Shrek gets up and leaves. Before he leaves he whispers "it aint ogre, till its ogre". Me and my brother will never feel the same feeling like that ever again. Shrek is Love. Shrek Is Life.

That degree finally paying off

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I thought it clarified a few things, personally. Namely the neo-invagination incest. That got me going.

How is that wtf, sweaty?

Based and Shrekpilled.

😔

Huh I thought we were in the pocket of Big Trains this week

Union Pacific wins again shitlord

That's true!

Very cool.

post ur feminine penis or ur cisscum 👿

Post your trussy already

u can't talk to saruh that way you filthy mutt

We are more accepting of trans people than any other sub, have you met our moderation team?

Ask Ann Coulter

Nice.

I feel like I should transition just to keep up the trend.

You have to go back.

Literally talking down to a transwoman.

Yikes transplaining to a trans woman.

ok and

Ill suck you off meet me behindthe publix

Just casually wearing a jockstrap as if it was like any other bog standard bit of underwear(its a portrait for the arse, really accentuates it), all as you go about your day etc... Well i like the cut of your jib, im loving your style, boldness and fashion sense😉😏😎. But that muscle-chubby body is absolutely stunning!. Its so beautiful!, so sexy and nicely built!...Your one crazy hot fucker bro!😍😍👌. I think musclechub is my favourite bodytype, its like the best of both worlds, the muscle enhances the chub, and the chub enhances the muscle etc.. It just looks great. So aesthetically pleasing too. I wish it was mainstream in porn and we saw it more in pop culture, but alas. Still its the body i wish i had too. And it maybe niche but at least subs like this allow hotties like you to show it off with pride. And your defo doing that.

But now i dig the cute yet erotic pose as well, i could just eat and sex you all up😋😈👅. But not after ive rubbed & licked your yummy belly, moob-pecs, thicc thighs and junk down first etc.. One bear to another i'd love to rim and breed that thicc, beefy arse too. Shoving my swirling tongue deep in your arse, figure of eight movements, hearty slurping, pushing past your outer anus into the deepest darkest depths, a real face burying job, yum it'd be one tasty meal!. And then following the rimjob i could just imagine after ploughing away, after my big portly porker belly had made your meaty cheeks ripple and clap with every wild thrust, after feeling your tight hole & snug sphinchter squeezing around my cock, begging for my seed etc.. After all that i'd finish off by breeding you ballsdeep, painting them guts, dumping this load big thick creamy load of mine deep in your hot Asian muscle stud arse🍆🌊😋😈(btw /u/ nbxcub what do you think of my cock?) and then watching you push n let rip a deep, juicy wet squelchy cumfart, cumfarting my load back out dripping down your taint etc.. It'd be so intense & hot af!...I digress).

Away from my fantasy i have to say its also very refreshing and nice to see an Asian bear be sat at no.1/no.2 on here with over 100 karma, when so many non-white asian, latino & black bears often get no love or positive attention on this sub at all. Downvoted and ignored like they dont exist or arent hot etc... So to see the opposite is refreshing. The bear community isnt exactly the most welcoming to non-white bears. But in time hopefully minds will change via gorgeous guys like yourself. Anyhow your one strapping sexy stud. A beautiful beefcake. Looking damn good man. Smoking hot shot also. That strong, thicc, fat, powerful arse & body is something else :P.

Wow, you must be a JP fan

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Lolol

Radicalization through shitposting and bussy fandom.

Slander. I was already aut-right when I joined.

You forgot the question part.

Nigger nigger muh dick is bigger

Saying that a joke that specifically targets you isn’t funny is a pretty big cope

/> 20 year old

I really doubt that but I’m not autistic enough to dig through your post history to try and prove it so I’m just gonna tell you to post bussy and block you 😤😤

2 year old account. Yikes. Either decent troll or you have sub 90iq and no sense of humor

Vote Hitler 2020

You want Daddy to win again?

I don’t understand how this sub has so many subscribers..

Fag mods didn't purge the allowed users.

Heil hitler faggot!!!

SIEG

HEIL

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off like big yikes y'all!

I don’t understand how this sub has so many subscribers

Because like everything else in their lives, banning over 90% of the users was a complete failure

We are whatever villain reddit needs us to be.

Inshallah

Didn't like everyone just get banned or is that old news now.

I just went through your post history, there's a lot to unpack here sweaty.. I think you're trolling

thats not actually a question

Let me answer your question with a question. What is your favorite part of the patriarchy and why is it a good thing?