Your post has rendered me completely and utterly impotent. Nowhere in that cesspool of faggotry did I encounter anything even resembling intelligent thought. I physically cannot open reddit with these chodes inhabiting it. My quality of life is now quantitatively worse that it was before I was exposed to what is essentially the intellectual equivalent of a tranny offing themselves.

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He called the proposed tariffs a $30 billion tax increase on Texans

Cucked

well we all know from his twitter history that Cruz likes incest porn, so there is no reason why he wouldn't enjoy cuck porn, given that he loves to cuck to Trump so much

Pretty sure Trump fucked his wife

They'll make the money back by asking for bigger bribes from the cartels and coyote smugglers

DOUBT

Ted Cruz is the kind of guy who makes pedophiles uncomfortable.

Unlike Jeb!, who permeates every room he's in with an aura of pure tranquility.

"overwhelming majority" - i call this bullshit, the GOP in the senate ain't going to againts their dear leader even if the economy were to crash, ESPECIALLY those that face 2020 reelection

during the wall emergency declaration there was a freaking senate "institutionalist" republican that wrote an article in Washington Post on how he can't vote for it because it's an unconstitutional usorpation of power and how it defied congressional power of the purse or whatever and the week he voted FOR it

Pretty sure if the economy goes down the toilet none of them will get reelected period.

the thing is that places like Kentucky are never going to vote for a democrat period because of culture war bullshit reasons (abortion bullshit, gun bullshit), even if Trump causes a recession with the trade war and Joe Biden gets nominated

blame rurals because they are that stupid, or in other words real Americans

But the swing voters in like Ohio and Pennsylvania are generally urban blue-collar types who will bear the brunt of any recession.

R/drama has more intelligent political conversations than r/politics. Let that sink in.

you can't conceivably come up with a lower bar