*blocks your path*

99  2019-06-05 by jolene_w_

53 comments

leave that place it isn't worth it

a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun

just a really bad community all around

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What the hell is he wearing? The contrast makes it look like hes got an apron hanging out from under that shirt 🀨

I can't stop laughing hahaha

He looks so pissed off he probably knows it doesn't fit

It actually fits, it just looks bad because he's fat as fuck so his vest needs to cover his girth. The jacket isn't actually too short, it's supposed to be that short.

https://static.businessinsider.com/image/56059fa29dd7cc1a008bd1b8/image.jpg

I think this is why he always wears oversized suits

Darn poor trump

his brain ossified in an era when that was just how you wore them

there are a lot of dudes from the 80s/90s who wear clothes way way way too big for them because nobody gave them the memo it wasn't cool anymore.

its more because when you get older you don't really care as much keeping up on that shit

no, it's not "more" that, that's just an entirely different kind of lazy and stupid person

I'll make the case for fitting suits feeling terrible when you're a fucking fatty. Match me!

well fitting clothes is a meme...?

back before you were born and people like you only plied your trade apon the streets, take a walk on the wild side.

his brain ossified in an era when that was just how you wore them

He dresses like an early 90s NBA draft pick.

you know, i knew some black dudes who dressed like that at least up to 2007(and if you want to get serious, going back to the 1920s).

i think big suits are just different for them altogether.

I think it still might be Steve Harvey's thing.

yeah, good point. then again, he's almost as old as trump...

and at least some black dudes got some kinda memo in the time since 91:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChLKXVzW0AAMzfd.jpg

Fashion was a mistake.

there are a lot of dudes from the 80s/90s who wear clothes way way way too big for them because nobody gave them the memo it wasn't cool anymore.

On the other hand, I recently rediscovered an old pair of jeans from the mid-00s and holy shit are they comfortable compared to the skinnier modern cuts. Maybe those people just don't like constricting their junk with current_year fashion standards.

boot cut will never go out of style and is always comfy

then again im not a big fat guy so ymmv

Sleeves are fucked tho

Aaaaaah, the photographer was probably kneeled, that explains it

You say that but the line from the vest to the shirt on Cumberbussy is like an inch. Daddy had a foot of space there.

And people saying "it doesn't fit because he's fat", yeah no shit, that's why you get a tailor that adjusts it. Daddy prob didn't give a shit because lolbrits only for this to backfire spectacularly.

Cope

He needs to actually spend his money and look like a Chad. Just buy liposuction ffs

Why is he wearing the silly jacket?

Is there any reason he's never gotten lipo or botox, etc? I mean, Daddy is so vain that he's probably spent millions on his hair plugs and tanning.

I think he wants to look like Winston Churchill

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Fake news. Just had to poop breddy bad.

cursed_president

Is that real?

He looks much better !!!!!!!! πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

Why is he pink here instead of orange? Who fucked up his spray tan?

hahaha what the fuck? has someone photoshopped his head to look smaller?

That’s dad in all his terrifically thicc glory. The reason it looks shopped is because the angle in weird

he looks like a pic from the SCP wiki lmfao

Holy shit I thought that was Guy Clark

Terrible fit. He needs to find a decent tailor.

I think it's that he has terrible posture

Yep. I’ve just noticed his chin. He looks like a ballchinian from Men in Black.

Grabs your girl by the pussy. What would you do?

beg Daddy to grab mine too πŸ˜­πŸ™

Call the fbi. Shes 15

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🀑🀑🀑

for those that don't leave their basement, this is white tie, which is more formal than black tie.

Yeah but the vest is not supposed to look so shit

Best caption I've seen is :

"Mom says it's my turn for the Switch."

His cleft chin, although low, looks good on him.

That's some nice bussy-neck Daddy has.

Neck-cleavage

Holy shit I never knew it was possible to get whiter.