Left-wing-subreddit (guess which) laments the common political splintering in leftist circles... only to fall into the very same political splintering an hour into the thread

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In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.

We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:

The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.

Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.

I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.

Pop!

In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.

In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.

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At least from what I see on reddit you would think that angry white racist vikang crackers are 90% of all gaymers in existence, how can they not appeal to 8chan?

I think Contrapoints is great because she's very accessible even for people that have mostly been around right-wing content.

lol imagine believing or posting this

I showed ContraPoints to my rightoid friends (a lolbertian and a generic ricelet gymbro). Both considered it peak degeneracy ans.

im picturing a skit where a Chapocel is showing 2 guys in hardhats and blue overalls a contrapoints video and nervously keeps suggesting "j...just wait, its about to get to the good part" as the tranny on screen does her 5th costume change in a "theatrical" video about why all white men are evil and should be made to fuck black-trannies or whatever

Can people who wear overalls and hardhats (unironically) appreciate camp?

Provided that happened (it didn't) the idea that you're shoving videos of trannies in your friends faces of p gay

You say that like there's something wrong with being gay

There's gay and then there's gaye

Sucking dicks ✅

Watching ContraPoints ❌❌❌ turbofaggot alert

The only Contra around we like is the old school cool vidya one

Even mentioning ContraPoints 🤢🤢🤮🤮

It definitely surged my urge to purge

for people that have mostly been around right-wing content.

How did they even get themselves in that situation in the first place?

Everything that isn't hardcore mayo guilt or ultrakink is considered right-wing nowadays. Burger King is fascist because they don't have unisex bathrooms or some shit

I mean how did they end up in the idpol culture wars section of YouTube in the first place? Did they watch one PewdiePie video and YouTube's algorithm led them astray?

Probably

Kids are dumb. There's nothing you can do about it.

I miss Victorian parenting, where if a child ever spoke for any reason, you could smash their kneecaps in or sell them to coal mining companies

Before recent years the political content on youtube that actually had large followings was mostly right-wing. If you happened to click on a single video then your recommendations were flooded with Stefan Molyneux and random channels that inexplicably had hundreds of thousands of subscribers like that No Bullshit guy.

I blame Tim pool

It’s funny because I use contrapoints as a starting point to help push people right.

1 look at those giant fucking hands and the dress they are wearing and the person is usually asking if we have anything to the right of the waffen SS

Actually burst out laughing at that tbqh. Yeah, the twelvehead ogrehon who occasionally mentions mildly leftist ideas in between arguing that biological sex isn't real and OWNING WHITE MEN EPIC STYLE is totally the right person to try and convert Trumptards into socialists.

Holy shit the delusion. I legit cannot stop laughing.

The stupidpol to chapo conversion is nearly complete.

The stupidpol to chapo conversion is nearly complete.

Let's be honest, they're either gonna go that way or they'll turn conservative, since most of the posts are about laughing at idpol instead of actual leftism. They were doomed from the beginning I'm afraid.

Called it a hella long time ago. Some mod of theirs still hates me for it, apparently.

In theory, stupidpol has a plan to unite the left. In practice, it falls apart rapidly. They’re real communists.

The one truth with all political dealings is that if you have picked a side, you are definitely retarded

you just linked the entire thread edjit. weak drama 3/10

It's literally 90 some percent of the thread, just scroll down half a tick and see it.

Imagine expecting us to put that much work into finding the drama.

I guessed Chapo 😞

I lost so much karma in that thread all these nazi space science deniers