I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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Congrats to MasterLawlz on winning the award.

Only award he'll ever win

Even I wouldn't send you to Gary, Indiana.

The kid probably deserved the award

One of my kids was a senior the year after Columbine happened.

They were voted "most likely to shoot up the school" and it was printed in the yearbook.

We all had a good laugh. He wore trench coats every day, had black eye liner, and pretended to talk to squirrels.

Guess what, that was some sort of wake up call, and when he went to college he snapped the fuck out of it, and now like 20 years later he's perfectly normal with kids and a wife.

Guess what, bullying kids is societies way of basically telling a kid to quit being a fuckup

Boomer

Bullying should be government enforced.

This comment tells me one of two things:

1) You're a geezer whose life has become so empty and devoid of meaning that you resort to browsing r/drama for stimulation

or

2) You're the type of weirdo who makes shit up on the internet for no reason

Not sure which is worse tbh

My age is well established on here, I'm known as grandpa for a reason.

Aw fuck, is that you? I never put this account with the last. I guess it explains a lot.

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Castejon said at the end of the luncheon, his son's teacher reminded him not to forget the trophy. 

Based

Justcool393 whatever happened to our 2018 r/drama awards?

teachers routinely called their home with concerns about how to handle the boy's behavior.

father began to wonder if the phone calls contributed

hmm you think? Nah.