user tries the oldest karmawhore trick in the book, redditors are seething

73  2019-06-07 by rsrfy

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Is that a bulge

That is a pretty big bulge

That's hot

My meme-sense is tingling.

4 u

I thought she was cute before but now I'm rock hard

hhnnnnnngggg

OwO

I might just be imagining it but her Adams apple also looks prominent.

Curse these loins, take your updoot

The people commenting are just as annoying as op.

The OP didn’t even REEE in the comments but instead held his frame and let the seething continue unprovoked. He is the only one here that doesn’t seem pathetic, including our friend that posted this to r/drama.

easily. Reddit is mad jealous of even the slightest thing anyone has over them. there are whole subs full of salty ass neckbeards like r/nattyorjuice etc. these Reddit people are some real moist bitches

Just think about your actions and their consequences as I get your girlfriend silk-screened onto a waifu pillow.

Ugly picture tbh

It’s like Target-tier, I agree

I'm jerking it to her

Redditors only appreciate pictures of girlfriends if the girlfriend is between a 3/10 to 6/10. This way, they can convince themselves that they still have a chance while the girl is at least not too ugly.

This girl however is a solid 7/10. Aka so hot that the mayo redditor would not even dare to look in her direction irl. Posting a pic of your 7/10 gf is just showing the average redditor what he will never have.

This girl however is a solid 7/10.

How does it feel to live in such a shitty place that your standards are so low?

I know that it is hard for autists to understand, but context matters.

Not that I find the OP post very interesting, but the point is that the quirky girlfriend is proud and amused that she found such a wacky picture. If you have low standards, you might consider this situation slightly funny. If you would just post the painting with the title "bad painting", you would not convey the situation at all.

You could even say the male was cataloguing both the painting and the female, which is why they hold the same status in the photo hierarchy.

"bad painting"

It's clearly the "jazz music stops" one you uneducated plebian.

She has those hips tho😮

That chick has the physique of an oompa loompa.

What, and that's a bad thing?

This is the ideal foid body, you volcels may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

she has a bigger peepee than I do

I'd be pissed if someone in my house came home with that.