The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
Lol the people getting the permits are right wing shit stirrers and pretty sure ones a convicted criminal. It would be good for Drama but seems to have nothing nothing to actually do with being straight.
Its some edgy lads that knew it would push some buttons, they got denied at first i believe and sued, now they can hold it. Its like 3 peoples lol, the ‘’parade’’ is the media circus it generated.
It’s so fucking brave to take this stand! I mean if you don’t absolutey support poop dick at every level you will totally be fired and have your life ruined but how dare you take away from gays the ability to day drink and have anal in public!
Can't I just be a guy who hates all parades in general? I wouldn't go see the Pats victory parades and I wouldn't see the Blues (probable) parade even though it would go right by my office.
Fuck all Pride Parades. There should only be one parade the Fuck You parade. Its just a bunch of giant middle fingers and the word fuck you on floats. Also all of the city is backed up for hours and everyone is late for work, school and getting home. Then we are all equal in misery.
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1 Alicesnakebae 2019-06-07
Are straight pride parades just as garbage as the gay fetish parade
1 kidrobot0069 2019-06-07
I don’t know this was gonna be the first one
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-06-07
Lol the people getting the permits are right wing shit stirrers and pretty sure ones a convicted criminal. It would be good for Drama but seems to have nothing nothing to actually do with being straight.
1 Mamalgam 2019-06-07
Dem homos can't be havin all the fun on theyre own 😤😤😤😤😤
1 Dildokin 2019-06-07
Its some edgy lads that knew it would push some buttons, they got denied at first i believe and sued, now they can hold it. Its like 3 peoples lol, the ‘’parade’’ is the media circus it generated.
1 Mayos_side 2019-06-07
Someone's gonna get shot or run over and that'll be the next "oh well your side loves killing" talking point until 2024.
1 Drama_banned_me 2019-06-07
So its like when Satanist put statues of Baphomet in front of court houses? Its all one big troll to get everyone mad? I can respect that.
1 pepperouchau 2019-06-07
Hopefully they just use straight fetishes instead like feet and cuckery
1 headhq 2019-06-07
gonna be a yikesarooni from me
1 Butch_Patterson 2019-06-07
He's SO BRAVE for taking a stance that 90% of Hollywood and other associated degenerates already hold. SUCH A HERO!
1 kidrobot0069 2019-06-07
One of the comments literally says “that’s my cap”
1 Butch_Patterson 2019-06-07
Sad thing is, are they really wrong?
Empty virtue signalling in service of a multi billion dollar corporation's public image is about as close to social commentary as capeshit gets.
1 Platycel 2019-06-07
This would be like the underrated book 1984 being released for free on Twitter, by Disney.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-06-07
Real human bean right here.
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-06-07
Much courage,so wow.
1 Last_Excuse 2019-06-07
Real radical centerism would be condemning all parades on the basis of the equality of their faggotry.
Also it's a lot of standing around in the dark and cold and I don't even like this kind of candy mom.
1 kidrobot0069 2019-06-07
I never said I didn’t condemn them
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-06-07
Ok, but gay pride parades are something special in terms of faggotry.
1 General_Insomnia 2019-06-07
The only acceptable parade is a post-natal abortion parade
1 SirCuljurk 2019-06-07
Cant somebody please tell this capeshit LARPER that he isnt actually Captain America.
1 kidrobot0069 2019-06-07
No I don’t think I will
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-06-07
It’s so fucking brave to take this stand! I mean if you don’t absolutey support poop dick at every level you will totally be fired and have your life ruined but how dare you take away from gays the ability to day drink and have anal in public!
1 CopeMoar2 2019-06-07
Hi fellow C O P E R
1 jaqqwam 2019-06-07
Globohomo gayplex will solve the population boom and state enforced homosexuality when?
1 tHeSiD 2019-06-07
There is a straight pride parade? Lmao what are they gonna do walk around in normal clothes and tell people hi?
1 jaqqwam 2019-06-07
Nah theres gonna be a cool parade like Nuremburg rallies.
1 jerryjoneshere 2019-06-07
In this current year of 2019 the college republican playbook from 30 years ago is now national news
Yawn and move on
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-06-07
Can't I just be a guy who hates all parades in general? I wouldn't go see the Pats victory parades and I wouldn't see the Blues (probable) parade even though it would go right by my office.
1 Drama_banned_me 2019-06-07
Fuck all Pride Parades. There should only be one parade the Fuck You parade. Its just a bunch of giant middle fingers and the word fuck you on floats. Also all of the city is backed up for hours and everyone is late for work, school and getting home. Then we are all equal in misery.
1 kidrobot0069 2019-06-07
Exactly city is blocked for hours because people wanna wave bdsm gear and dildos around in public
1 VegetableMarketing7 2019-06-07
Imagine listening to a Canadian
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-06-07
hollywood always gets the most soy infused effeminate dudes to play tough guys in their movies lmao hes such a dork