thank u, i was concerned for my safety for a moment there

Whenever a girl says you'll never guess what's under my dress, I always hope it's a penis. Sadly it hasn't happened yet 😔😔

God im so tired of femoids having vaginas, why cant they be like in the hentais and have a bigger dick than me?

based

I'd prefer they had something useful down there like a socket wrench

like quotation marks?

Statistically, the average woman has more than zero penises.

stack overflow error

Statistically, the average person has one testicle.

woke

You’re telling me there’s men that don’t love their women fat, hairy, and with a massive, veiny cock?

My favorite women choke me when I gag in their cocks

Definitely not gay at all.

https://youtu.be/WptuNxdUOaA

not liking bussy

If a “woman” has a penis, that nigga gay.

Feminine penises are not gay

Your anus is just a masculine vagina.

Bussy 😍😍😍

whoever reported this is really being too fucking sensitive rn. OP is obviously talking about fucking tits. not a dick. jesus christ. we cant talk about women having womenly features anymore? i get that in other contexts we need to be more socially aware & respectful. but there was nothing wrong or insensitive about this post. he was referring solely to the group of women who caption their tit pics with the same line all the time. not about the women who post pictures of their dicks. grow uppppp

It was clearly to tongue in cheek

what does that mean?

it means ur a retard lmao

Not meant to be taken as seriously as you apparently did for some reason

is this whole subreddit satire? i kind of blindly followed it once when i saw something funny & havent really read too much into it otherwise so if i missed something its be swell if you could let me know

I honestly don't know. I'm in the same boat as you. This was the first time I've made a comment on this sub and it apparently made it so I got banned from like 10 other subs because this one has a reputation of being toxic lol

Lmfao

extra accoutrements

That's not the womane! Then it a Mans!

uwu trans women can be objectified too don't forget about us

viewing naked gussy

now here's your first mistake

It's tits. It's always fucking tits.

lmao gyuess again retard

Mantits are real tits.

Why is your font see-through? Trippy.

im a ghost 👻

transparent

IM A GHOST

you don't scare me!

Who the fuck are you talking to?

😱

ITS OVER

Wow, part of the 40% already?

yeah, part of the 40% of human population that banged ur mom 😎

Surprised you managed to maintain an erection with all the HRT.

my dick goes from 0 to 100 in less than 60 parsecs

About as fast as a real woman's vagina goes dry when they hear you use that analogy.

About as fast as a real woman's vagina goes dry when they hear you use that analogy.

yeah if u say so 😏

based

Well you do have bitchin' tits under the dress...

yikes !!!

Yikesarooni

he said women

cope

seething

It's laser nipple

This is the funniest shit

Lol I started reading the post and my brain assumed it was gonna be complaining about dicks under dresses not being a surprise anymore. I spend too much time on gwt

gwt

a cultured drama poster

That's because you're not a woman, you're an abomination.

Anyone who posts on r/Drama is an abomination

Harsh but true

All humans have tits. Even flat tits are tits.

dont humansplain to me

Hey now, I'm not a human. I'm an alien.

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come.

Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread;

and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us;

and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from gussy.

Amen.

and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us;

Every funeral I pray that I sit next to someone with a lisp.

Lmao one of my principals had a lisp and we'd have morning prayers so every time we got to that bit he'd stop speaking. Whenever he'd get riled up, it'd come out on full display. There's nothing funnier than a 4 10 manlet in a bathing gown sperging about discipline while lisping every second word.

we'd have morning prayers

Is that actually a thing in America?

Not a mutt.

Oh a shitter, yeah you probably pray to a cow with 2 dozen arms or something right?

Just said we'd read Our Father Cow with 2 dozen arms

I don't even care enough to try to find out where that kind of retardation comes from.

lol yeah fair point, but you didnt need to yell at me.

Not usually in public schools, but private religious schools do. It’s not unheard of in small public schools where the vast majority of students come from religious families. My school didn’t do it in the mornings, but we did have prayer at mandatory events like pep rallies.

I was enjoying my time on my America bashing high horse until I read that many Australian public schools still have Christian prayers.

"I'm feeling lonely today, home this can cheer you up guys! "

"My 13 year old daughter has autism, its very hard but she always brings us smiles 😍😂, here she is taking my greasy cock inside her ass while she plays with her Nintendo Switch while she bleeds because her tiny anus is to small for my giant cock, isnt it beautiful?"

What the fuck lol

I wanna see some weird shit under there.

Someday in the distant future:

You know, I’ve never seen that before. Usually these things come in two,...but three? Now that’s surprising.

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Like a colony of ants

I go into those posts everyday looking for Kuato and always leave disappointed.

You’re looking in the wrong place - women.

Oh yeah? Well Kuato's a mutant. So don't get upset when you see him.

Dear women

Let me just go ahead and stop you right there.

To the woman who posted on gonewild. I'm don't agree with the way you live!

5000 upvotes, 16 gold, 9 platinum

Bussy is where it's at. Also, I know what post you're referring to about they guys at the gym lmao

Stop taking everything so literally, you autist

Feeling [f]risky~~

my unironic answer to the classic askreddit "if you had to eliminate one group of people.." question would be guys who comment on r/gonewild posts

have you seen r/gwcommentsonearthporn?

Shame it's a dying sub

It's never been very active, but it's fun to subscribe for the occasional front page surprise.

I’d fuck her so hard it would make my grandkids retarded

Based

You think that's cringe? Try reading the comments on nude posts. Guaranteed to make your skull shatter from reading those posts as your face muscles contort into impossible proportions.

As someone who comments on gonewild you can go fuck yourself in the ass

one question: why

Only if you fuck me in the ass first asshole.

Watch out! If I’m horny enough to compliment e-girls, then i’m horny enough to run a train on you, white boi. NEVER THREATEN ME AGAIN

Lol your virgin ass cant even buttfuck someone, summer amateur, are you going to fuck me or not?

“Maybe theres a face under there”

Tits

They're now called front orbs, bigot

reddit thot lifts dress

a writing mass of tentacles pop out

Hot

Why are you saying this to a sub full of manlets?

Hey, you stole that from r/rant, karma whore 😔😲

This is literally from /rant

Wait a second...this isn't lawlz

OMG, you just made my week 😂😍

r/copypasta

societal pressure next

oh wow lol well i guess we both type upstream without a paddle huh lol

I disagree. Wondering about the specific shape of someone underneath their clothes is a thing. If you've never been pleasantly surprised by some nipples somehow being nicer than what you were imagining, then you're just gay.

Women do overestimate how much guys wonder this, because they underestimate how much of the time our predictions are already accurate to begin with, but why does that make you mad? What's wrong with the femoids adorably imagining us all having a really hard time imagining the particular fine details of themselves? It's a cute excuse for them to show off, you should really stop being such a halfcock.

Wxmen are so fkn dumb