I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-09
I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-06-09
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also is this a somebody or a nobody in US politics?
1 headhq 2019-06-09
kristen gilibrand, ny senator (D), a somebody but a nobody relative to other presidential candidates
1 employee10038080 2019-06-09
She's like the new Hillary Clinton. She'll say or do anything that will would get her the presidency
1 zhcyiD9-png 2019-06-09
except campaign in the rust belt?
1 ubermanwolf 2019-06-09
and not getting chucked into vans, I suppose.
1 VeritablePapoose 2019-06-09
I'm pretty gay, but I'd never vote for her. She's just like Hillary Clinton, but without the intelligence.
To be fair, she's not as corrupt, just really annoying to listen to.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-06-09
She can easily beat up Warren
1 employee10038080 2019-06-09
Did she just yell gay rights at someone?