Come out to the woods with me bro. We'll make delicious meals on a Dutch oven, shoot some guns, listen to some heavy metal on my bluetooth speaker and spend the evening musing about our pasts/presents/futures over a campfire.
We'll cuddle together for warmth bro. We'll jerk each other off, bro. It's no big deal. It's just skin. It's exactly like shaking hands, bro. C'mon, just the tip, bro.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-06-09
skrrt skrrt my heart hurt
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-09
I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems
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1 skx00 2019-06-09
That was absolutely beautiful. Pure, unadulterated autism of the highest caliber! We need more rampaging landwhale feminists like this.
1 Lee13412 2019-06-09
I really think I need to stop browsing this sub it’s bad for my overall mental health
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-06-09
Come out to the woods with me bro. We'll make delicious meals on a Dutch oven, shoot some guns, listen to some heavy metal on my bluetooth speaker and spend the evening musing about our pasts/presents/futures over a campfire.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-06-09
We'll cuddle together for warmth bro. We'll jerk each other off, bro. It's no big deal. It's just skin. It's exactly like shaking hands, bro. C'mon, just the tip, bro.
1 reeeditor 2019-06-09
Holyshit, I may just make a whole twitter that just posts snippets from that post.
1 ChevalBlancBukowski 2019-06-09
that was amazing
literally every negative stereotype about women? actually it’s MEN who do these things! she’s cracked this thing wide open guys, better cheese it!
1 lyridsreign 2019-06-09
Why accept blame for your problems when you could just shift blame
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-06-09
Did anyone actually read that entire thing? I mean, fuck.