Kinksters upset "ass worship shorts" are seen as cringe

60  2019-06-09 by TheFerrret

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Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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Imagine being into something this fucking degenerate and not being able to laugh at yourself for how cringy it is

bro i just want to seal my face to someone's brapper. don't laugh bro. it's not funny.

im furiously masturbating to asphyxiating on someone's farts WTF STOP MOCKING ME

You guys seriously don't get the difference between not kink shaming and actively participating in that, do you? It's lazy humor to go to a sex website to search for a specific item to just call it cringeworthy, which is what the OP of that post did. Literally any kink or sexual preference could then be called cringeworthy, and it's just shaming people because what they like to do in the bedroom is not what you like to do in the bedroom.

I think you might be 9

I think you might not have any legitimate points so you stick with the "you must be young" burn. Absolutely devastated me for sure.

I just think you’re a stupid person tbh

Keep it coming, argue with pure insult and call me stupid. I've made many comments you could reply to, but keep insulting until you've won

I will. Stupid. What are your kinks?

I think he's into masochism given he's asking you to insult him

Pretty sure he wants to get some nasty braaaaap hog into those shorts.

What are your kinks? Why won't you answer the question? Afraid to be kink shamed?

you like fucking women, not sucking farts out their asshole? that's pretty cringe

  • you, coping

You guys really are dramatic here. A kink and just sex are different things. I could say fetishizing different races, oral or anal sex, pegging, different positions all represent a kink. Those are things you can prefer while having sex. If I don't like these things, then, by your logic, I can just call it cringeworthy. The false equivalence in that comment statement is obvious

If I don't like these things, then, by your logic, I can just call it cringeworthy.

Anyone can call anything anything - great point.

your logic

What are you even talking about? You think we're deducing valid cringe from axioms or some shit?

Seems to me you're gaslighting the lived experiences of the people who cringed at this. Yikes.

unironically, based comment

You guys really are dramatic here

thank you! 😊

If I don't like these things, then, by your logic, I can just call it cringeworthy.

I'm glad you understand. We're on the same page then: something like an emotion (i.e cringe) is subjective, and therefore up to the individual person as to whether it is cringey or not.

It just so happens that the vast majority of people on earth think a desire to huff farts out of a woman's ass through a mask that attaches your face to their butthole is pretty fucking disgusting/cringey.

You may disagree with them and think they're all horrible, sex-negative puritans, and you may not even be wrong... But on the other hand, you have a thing for sucking farts down your throat, lmao

That last line convinced me that this sub is just for trolls. My fault for arguing with trolls

ur a troll!

Even assuming that were true, am I wrong? Cringe is a subjective judgement. You really can't get angry at someone for finding something else cringey, especially if it's a thing that many people do. Even more especially if it's a sex thing, which are often seen more negatively than regular old fashioned weird shit.

But since we're just doing quippy one liners and buzzwords, let me end on these words of wisdom: Have sex, incel. But not the type of sex where your face is glued to a woman's butt.

Wow, you changed the last line of your last comment then call me an incel. Bravo, bravo.

I think I edited it slightly for clarity, yes. The point's still the same, though, is it not?

Also...

since we're just doing quippy one liners and buzzwords, let me end on these words of wisdom

I really hate having to explain what I think are obvious connections, but you do get that I called you an incel not because you are one, but because it was a similar level of inaccurate buzzword throwing as you calling me a troll, right? I'm engaging openly and honestly with you, and your response is to try to throw out empty buzzword insults and posture for the moral highground.

To the point, which you have failed to address: why are you the ultimate arbiter of what is and isn't cringey? Why are other people not allowed to find a particular kink gross and cringeworthy? What right do you have to police other people's emotional responses to a particular thing?

That's not rhetorical, nor am I saying it as a bait or trolling tactic. Answering honestly, why do you think you get to tell other people that they're wrong about something being cringey to them?

Well first, you did not edit for clarity, you edited it to remove an insult that I used to determine that you're a troll. Second, I don't knock what anyone else does in the bedroom, nor do I go to sex websites to search for a particular sex contraption to call it cringeworthy on a separate part of the internet. As I said before, literally any kink can be considered cringeworthy, so taking one and just bashing it is poor behavior and lazy comedy. Nobody should knock what you like and you shouldn't knock what they like. Just don't kink shame, don't know why I have to keep saying it. Unless what one person is doing is an actual crime, there's no reason to manage try to humiliate people for what they do in bed. It's not even funny, there was no joke here.

you edited it to remove an insult that I used to determine that you're a troll.

I uhhhh... look, not sure how to break this to you, but youre still being insulted in my comment. I removed a not very clever insult and added something I thought was a bit funnier... but I'm still insulting you dude, it's not like the insult's not still there. Unless you think being called an incel who wants his face glued to a woman's butt so you can be gassed more efficiently is a compliment...

Besides that, we seem to simply have fundamentally different ideas about what is acceptable behavior. I personally see nothing wrong with kinkshaming, or shaming of people in general. Some behaviors are deviant enough that they should rightly be shamed and removed from the public discourse.

You clearly disagree, and think no one should be judged or shamed for what they enjoy, no matter how fucked up it is, so long as it doesn't hurt anyone.

Fair, whatever, I'm not going to change your mind. Though in that case, you are wiping out vast tracts of cringeworthy content just ripe for the taking, like furry nonsense, weeb nonsense, MLP/clopping shit, etc. All of it does fall under the "weird sexual shit that doesn't hurt anyone" umbrella and so shouldn't be shamed under your model - but goddamn, do those people deserve it. I mean, really, 500 year old vampire lolis? Chocolate edible thighs of underage cartoon characters? Yiff? It's so imminently mockable!

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This is the first kinkshaming lolcow I've ever seen in the wild. How can he have such paper thin skin yet still have the stones to get up to BRAPhyxiation play with IRL partner(s)?

There's no room for shame once you've paid a (probably trafficked) prostitute an ungodly amount of money to fart in your face.

I have better things to do with my time. So two questions.

Why the fuck do you care about people making fun of kinks? Why? No really, what is your foot in the game, you're really passionate about this. Does something being someone's kink make it above cringe to you? Is that septic tank diver not cringy because it's a kink? Some people get off to shit, what's wrong with me making fun of eating shit?

Why do you keep fucking repearing "all kinks can be cringe," do you think it adds to your argument? Because it doesn't. Not that it's true anyway.

No they can't, especially boring, vanilla kinks. Most people wouldn't consider those as cringe as fart asphixiation masks.

My dude what the fuck do you get off to thats making you this passionate.

Have sex, incel.

anybody I disagree with is a troll

retards drove troll into the ground before incel was cool.

Yeah, this guy edited his comment because his comment was full of childish insults. That's troll behavior. Damn, everyone keeps saying that my one word comment means I'm so offended, but each and every time I try to get out of this conversation a new person drops in.

Your offended because youve posted dozens of comments defending kinks.

Yeah, this guy edited his comment because his comment was full of childish insults.

So what? Cry harder.

That's troll behavior.

You have literally no idea what "troll" is.

Lol you are so seething that normal people find your degenerate literal fart-sniffing laugh-worthy you are downvote all my comments. Cope harder.

don't downvote the lolcow tards

the false equivalency.

Lol nerds whining about everything not adhering to their debate club rules...

Tfw even a trannies calls out your cringy kink.

BRAAAAAAP

> it's just what they do in the bedroom, bro. It's just shidding and farding on someone's face, I can't understand why you're so mad about this.

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Notice that I'm laughing at them, not phoning my local congressman to stop this inhumane degeneracy.

I made one comment about how OP was just kink shaming, not equivalent to getting mad or "phoning my local congressman". The only reason I'm still on this topic is that a whole post was made about my comment and new people keep joining the conversation.

What do you find so appealing about snorting a fart from a sweaty asshole?

By Allah, a whole post! 😱

and it's just shaming people because what they like to do in the bedroom is not what you like to do in the bedroom.

It's shaming people for having weird-ass sexual interests based on obvious brain damage and possibly some sexual abuse as a child. It's pro-social shaming, really.

This image is cropped from an H3H3 Tweet, OP didn't go search it out just to post it. Also, I'm into BDSM and fully acknowledge that most of the shit is pretty cringy. You're way too fucking sensitive to be engaging in BDSM if you're getting upset about someone mocking a pair of ridiculous-looking ass-worship shorts.

Damn see this? You're about the 17th person to keep this conversation going. Everyone got upset because of my 1 sentence comment and keep ranting about how I'm upset.

You're the person keeping the conversation going, dipshit. We're all laughing at you because you keep coming back to defend fart sniffing instead of just saying "haha yeah it's pretty weird" and moving the fuck on like any healthy person who's not terribly insecure would.

Imagine if someone you knew found out you'd like to have your head in a pair of these. Which would lead to less ridicule and embarrassment - sperging out and going "NO!!!!! STOP MAKING FUN OF MY FART SNIFFING FETISH!!!! IT'S NOT DEGENERATE!!!! FUCK YOU KINKSHAMER!!!!", or going "Lol yeah it's weird"?

I'm one person. You guys are a whole sub. You've actually got a whole sub against me because my original one sentence comment offended you.

My advice to you is to grow up and stop being such a sperg. Life is too short to spend it getting all huffy and butthurt about trivial shit.

Look, another one got offended and joined the conversation

Does your family know about your fetishes?

We're not offended, we are laughing at you. It's a pretty big difference my man.

I'm one person.

And that is a good thing.

Nobody is against you. Everyone is enjoying your spergy presence here πŸ€—

You're putting in more effort than any individual you fucking retard

haven't heard anyone who calls themselves a kinkster have good opinions or a sense of humour tbh

Basing your entire personality off of what/how you like to fuck is a surefire sign that you're an obnoxious retard with nothing even remotely interesting about you.

gay-envy ...

Ass worship is hardly degenerate

What do you find so appealing about snorting a fart from a sweaty asshole?

Power play mainly. But some have latex fetishes so something like this would be ideal. I have the same contraption but for Feet instead of arses.

someones gona break their neck in that contraption.

Im disturbed the the fart sniffer won the upvote/downvote war.

We're upvoting the lolcow you nigger

wow, rude

I refuse to do that.

Imagine trying to post me not kink-shaming people as drama then having your native sub disagree with you.

But we do clearly agree with him. We all need to collectively laugh our asses off at anyone participating in this kink.

Not kink shaming and participating are not the same thing. You guys really can't fathom someone who doesn't like something defending irrational bashing of someone else's preferences, can you? OP of that post had to go to a sex website to find that specific item to post for karma, this is not some he found someone wearing in the street.

isn tthis like the second time youve defended cringe stuff on /r/cringetopia as not cringe

what is cringe to you

Second time? You're going to have to remind me of the first, you seem to know my comments better than I do. If something doesn't fit the sub I'm not going to sit there and say "yes, I agree, keep posting more of that." And, as I said in the comments there and here, literally any kink can be called cringeworthy, which is why it's silly to out one kink and shame people who keep this private. It's not like they put this on at a convention like furries do, that OP had to go to a website and specifically look for this contraption in order to bash it. It's not like someone posted this on Facebook or was doing this in public. As for what I find cringeworthy, same as anybody else.

imagine being this upset about cringey shit being posted on a cringe subreddit

I was mistaking you for someone, sorry all look same to me.

something doesn't fit the sub

It's cringe, it fits the sub.

literally any kink can be called cringeworthy

You can call anything cringeworthy, whether it is or isn't is different, normal kinks aren't cringeworthy.

As for what I find cringeworthy, same as anybody else.

Going to need an example

And, as I said in the comments there and here, literally any kink can be called cringeworthy, which is why it's silly to out one kink and shame people who keep this private.

Literally very link is not on level of wearing a special mask because you get off to the thought of asphyxiating while being forced to breathe in somebody's farts. Cope.

It's not like they put this on at a convention like furries do

Hahaha literal fart fetishist thinks himself above furries.

As for what I find cringeworthy, same as anybody else.

Obviously not, as you are unceasingly defending the honor of people who want to asphyxiate on farts and whining that normal people find it funny.

You guys really can't fathom someone who doesn't like something defending irrational bashing of someone else's preferences, can you?

But I didn't accuse you of having the kink. Methinks the freakshow doth protest too much.

Not kink shaming and participating are not the same thing.

They acquire same time when you wander into random subreddits to cry about how mean people are being and why can't everyone just accept that sniffing farts is actually normal and totally not a very degenerate thing to do.

tfw ur retarded

It must be hard for you feeling that all day

yeah i looked at ur profile and now im brain damaged thanks a lot

Your shit is literally just porn

wrong.

Have you ever had your ass worshipped trappy?

a few times. y

Cringe

cope

I need 160 Brit-dollars first please

someone's jelly that no one wants to suck a big ole brap out of their shitchute

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I can confirm that she has

Is there something wrong with that Mr. Kinkster? Huh?

  1. Not kink shaming and participating in the kink are not the shame
  2. She acted as if my posts were trash when all she does is post porn. I mean my shit is trash, but it's diverse.

She acted as if my posts were trash when all she does is post porn.

So all revealing/pornographic pictures are trash, or somehow worse in quality than non-porn? I can't follow your logic here.

Low quality porn. It's all about upvotes, this is Reddit after all.

Lol because any porn that is not cart sniffing is low-quality? Cry harder.

You have no right to talk about quality when all your OC is shitty low-effort image macros my man. If I was Trappy I'd be offended. Do you even know how much effort goes into good nudes? Photography is art, as opposed to the "clever" MS-Paint shit you vomit.

Do you even know how much effort goes into good nudes?

THANK U!

If I wasn't into burly men I'd jerk off to them for sure honey

Hey buddy get in line

Maybe the lesson you should take from all this is that it's okay to laugh at/make fun of yourself once in a while.

I literally made fun of myself in the comment you're responding too, doesn't change my position. Still don't know why people are so offended by "don't kink shame"

because it's a comment typically made by redditards that place undue importance on internet comments made on their stupid paraphilia that makes them ugh ugh sex cum, and it's also cringe

has a shit ton of backlash for making a one word comment, has a post made about it, and I'm placing undue importance on an internet comment.

> what is the reddit sub, arr slash drama??

Ok...but you just tried to criticize me, saying I was putting undue importance on a comment, but when you guys put undue importance on a comment it's ok?

It’s kinda the point of the sub.

I realize this now. Now I'm laughing at how stupid I was. Should've read the description first. You guys win

yes

Could you be any more transphobic?

How is that transphobic? I stated she posted nothing but porn. Going to her post history it's nothing but porn. I'm not sure where you're getting the transphobia from.

cool it with the transphobia, pal

What if posting nothing but porn is their kink? Stop kinkshaming

So how often do you bully trannies? Why do you want them all to die?

> no u

then having your native sub disagree with you.

Do you have brain damage from too much time spent breathing 4% oxygen farts?

I'll take things that didn't happen for 100

No kinks are above criticism.

Say what you will about the Saudis, but I bet they have never had to worry about this kind of thing.

Rich Saudis love this kind of shit.

Oh come on, I'm a shit-eater and I cringed looking at this. It's a ridiculous contraption, whatever you think of the fetish.

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My god this sub is sensitive. Sorry we made fun of your $200 human centipede garment, jesus Christ, just because you get off to it doesn't make it not cringy.

lmao πŸ”₯

Oh come on, I'm a shit-eater and I cringed looking at this. It's a ridiculous contraption, whatever you think of the fetish.

What did he mean by this πŸ€”

Holy shit that pic had me laughing harder than I have in a long time, thank you OP

Imagine how much the lolcow loves to huff the expulsions of a robust braphog with that creative garment

BRRRRRRAAPP