How do I convert to Islam?

3  2019-06-09 by Background_Beginning

I want to get it out of the way so I don't have to pay jizya when my country inevitably votes to join The United Caliphate of Europe.

Is there, like, a dance I have to do or something?

6 comments

1  The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-09

Start by reading the Pali Cannon, the bible, the bhagavagita, and the koran.

Report back after you've done that.

1  9_11_TowerDiving 2019-06-09

first step of converting to Islam involves picking up a weapon, the rest comes naturally

1  9_11_TowerDiving 2019-06-09

first step of converting to Islam involves picking up a weapon, the rest comes naturally

1  Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-06-09

You literally just have to say the shahada, it's that easy.

1  BasedJebCel 2019-06-09

You have to say it in front of two willing Muslim witnesses I think

1  SandorClegane_AMA 2019-06-09

Find out what converting back entails before you even consider it.