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but really tho, that's one of the most out-of-left-field dramatic happenings I could think of. It feels like something that would come out of a random headline generator tbh.

1 CLITORIS_CRONCHER 2019-06-10

I find the fact that it's Justin Bieber to be even funnier than it being some random tranny. JB is a singer and pretty face to put on videos, what's he doing trying to fight people now?

1 Anomander_Fake 2019-06-10

Trying to stay relevant

1 Quietus42 2019-06-10

Dude, Tom Cruise would spend like three months on the most intense MMA training known to man and fucking destroy that stupid pop singer.

I so wish this could really happen.

1 JustLions 2019-06-10

Nah Cruise would just crush him into a gory sphere of meat and bone with his telepathic powers.

1 Quietus42 2019-06-10

I wish that could happen too.

1 JustLions 2019-06-10

Cruise had taken all the Scientology courses at least twice. His powers are immense.

1 Anomander_Fake 2019-06-10

Cruise could spend 3 months on the couch eating Doritos and jerking off to Top Gun and destroy him.

1 Quietus42 2019-06-10

Yeah but he'd do the training anyways because he's Tom Fuckin Cruise.

1 trappysaruh 2019-06-10

be my ebf

1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-06-10

tfw you want to prove that you're a badass but you don't want to get your ass beat so you call out a tiny manlet old enough to be your great-grandpa

1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-06-10

Id still bet on cruise, he's fucking nuts

1 skunkrider 2019-06-10

"tiny manlet" that would knock your fucking socks off if he put his mind to it.

Cruise is many things, but most of all he's a man possessed by goals, and if his goal is to knock you out or make you go to sleep MMA style, good riddance.

1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-06-10

This is some COPE.

I've got 7 inches and like 65 pounds on that manlet.

1 Seansy76 2019-06-10

Idk budd cruise might be nearing 60 but he’s been rich since his early 20s and is an actor not a carpenter or some strainous shit so his body is probably 10-15 years younger than the average man his age

1 Burnnoticelover 2019-06-10

He will melt your skin off your body through the power of dianetics.

1 NikolaiKardashev 2019-06-10

Isn't tom cruise like 60 year old?

Imagine unironically flexing on an old man.

1 lyridsreign 2019-06-10

tbh the replies are better than the actual drama

Try a man who owns a Suit of Armor and has unlimited laser printing privileges

COPE

if u lose u gotta become a Scientologist tho

1 Feanorfanclub 2019-06-10

Y tho

1 NormanImmanuel 2019-06-10

Tom is a manlet and over twice his age, and I still don't think I'd bet against The Cruise.

1 d-amazo 2019-06-10

i'll take the challenge.

i haven't trained in ten years and haven't fought in longer than that but i'm pretty sure i could still take him.