its dumb to delete ur account to prevent doxxing anyway. redshift stores that shit forever

Pushshift got a lot better in the last two years - it’s fast enough right now to beat automod removals, which it couldn’t do for a long time. Older stuff may not have made it in, but it will be pretty infallible from now on

He’ll run out money for servers!

Pushshift gets money from university grants now, so that sociology grad students can study exactly what makes drama users tick.

and then he goes on to post more personal information

For the record, he and PoJoM leak quite a bit of disinformation to fuck with you people. Fun pizza fact of the day? They’re already living together and she may or may not have a 2 month calzone in the oven.

hey sub give me your opinion

PS is unironically the mod we need before we open this place back up to the unwashed hordes. I’m fairly racist conservative but the rightoids are out of control here, and we can’t ever remake this place into a proper cow farm until we have him on deck.

Also spez told me that if we mod pizza then reddit will let us ping again.

she may or may not have a 2 month calzone in the oven

wtf??? its rotten at this point why would it still be in the oven??

u put the # in C#

It's got organic mushrooms now.

he and PoJoM leak quite a bit of disinformation to fuck with you people

Give me one battalion of infantry to do a cordon-and-search and I could find her. I'm way way better at disinformation about where you are in Oregon than she is. Somebody please get congress to appropriate funds for this adventure.

She still won't give me her address and other personal information, truly I am insulted

☝️☝️☝️ 😾😾😾 ☝️☝️☝️

I imagine three-headed, ten-legged spidercat hydra.

I’m having the weirdest deja vu, I swear I read the exact same comment two months ago. Is this pasta?

she may or may not have a 2 month calzone in the oven

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we should do a poll/competition for the baby name

For the record, he and PoJoM leak quite a bit of disinformation to fuck with you people.

"leaking" disinformation and privately throwing at tantrum when it doesn't get removed while "revealing" that it was just a funni joke

look, i’m sorry you’re just not smart enough to get the joke

maybe you can explain it to my small mind

I didn't " "throw a tantrum." Sometimes it seriously confuses me how dumb you guys are.

You don't seem dumb on the surface, but the rate at which you'll lie about things that happen is.. weird.

I literally told JC I was "livid" because I like to control the flow of information. I never even asked for it to be removed, pojo did because I got mad she decided to leak our next troll before I was ready to roll it out.

https://imgur.com/a/72v6YuS

Man, look at that "tantrum."

Imagine you spend weeks thinking of a LARP so /r/drama will sperg and someone spills it early. Now I have to go back to the drawing board.

What's hilarious is this won't even matter, you guys will eat the next LARP up too and assume it's real because you have such a hate boner you're willing to suspend all critical faculties if it means you can ree at me.

I'm basically the Trump of /r/drama, without the dementia.

i'm sure that the reason you threw a tantrum immediately after it was posted — sorry, the reason that you were 'livid' — was merely to 'control the flow of information', because it makes total sense that you would put vehement effort into getting a post removed that was merely an epic troll. just like you totally didn't throw a ten hour tantrum over a momruepari post.

What "tantrum." What exactly do you think the word tantrum means?

Can you copy paste to me this "tantrum."

Also, can you provide an example of me asking for the post to be removed?

I'm sure you didn't just make that up, right?

i am in contact with reliable, unnamed sources. all of whom have corroborated that you did indeed throw a tantrum to get the post removed ... one that was (almost) successful. i suppose the people here will have to decide for themselves who to trust: me (notorious truth-teller) or your 'baghdad bob'-esque excuses

I don't know how to break this to you, but those "reliable sources" aren't so reliable.

Literally the only person from /r/drama I am in contact with is JC. I posted the convo here already.

At no point did I ask for the post to be removed.

At no point did I "throw a tantrum."

You can sit here and spew this drivel if you want, but here's what you won't do, because you can't: post me asking for it to be removed, or me "throwing a tantrum."

Next time you try to lie on the internet, make sure you can't be called on it instantly. You won't get another response from me until you support the claims you have made.

a journalist will not reveal unnamed sources to the public (as an intellectual you should know this and understand its value), but i can assure you that i have assessed their reliability and it can be said beyond a shadow of a doubt that you did indeed throw a tantrum to get the post removed.

without the dementia

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I think this subs regulars are the only ones that really know some of his personal shit. If anyone here doxxes him their life must be sad because he's harmless.

Drama is a sad place without him.

If anyone here doxxes him their life must be sad because he's harmless.

Right? Imagine being the absolute fucking cunt who did that. Dude probably feels like an ass.

There's also nothing really to doxx. Like, ok, he's a dude who lives in Florida and plays WoW a lot, especially PvP. We know some of his past employment history (pretty normal) and who he's dated (also normal, if a bit on the low end for his bodycount imo) and who he's currently dating (pojom)

Overall, it's a pretty fucking boring life. And no one in his offline life is going to care if some internet nutcase starts emailing them about "hey, did you know that this guy you know goes by the online handle pizzashill on Reddit (well he did once, now he doesn't), and makes posts about how intelligent he is while dunking on rightoids (rightoids is a term we use in that same community for conservative folk) and femoids (slang for women in our same group)? I bet you didn't! Haha, doxxed!"

Let's be honest, no one's going to fucking care. It would be the lamest doxx ever.

Not only would doxxing him be a sad a pathetic thing to do because of how harmless he is, but it would mean nothing to anyone who doesn't use r/drama. It'd be like trying to doxx masterLawlz: the only thing you'd accomplish is outing yourself as part of a weirdly obsessed cult built around a few powerusers who are famous for... blurry facebook images of their faces, rants about random shit, and lots of in-jokes that no one else will understand.

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This is a very long post to say "it doesn't matter, nobody cares"

Trying to go on the offensive against Circo is pretty sad tho. I try not to judge, but two NEETs attacking some actual real person is like NEET^2.

Circo is a fucking NEET and is constantly making shit up.

Circo is one of the dumbest people I've ever met in drama and that's saying something.

I dunno man I think pizzahut might fire him after they find out hes a race realist and hates women.

correct. And saruh's. And... was it serialflamingo's?

Anyway, it's all rather esoteric.

I can't speak for the shill, but I feel this kind of tension. I want someone to understand me, to care about what's going on, but when anyone I care about asks me how I'm doing, just out of habit, I always say "I'm fine".

Does he want privacy, or does he want to be a lolcow?

Those are not really mutually exclusive. You can be torn between those two impulses.

It's definitely also just that you guys are retarded. one of the recent "Pizzashill alts" was actually a DarqWolff alt literally named Dairy_Qwolff and y'all still didn't pick up on that and fell for it being a pizzashill alt over a joke deletion

yall

look at this guy being super cool and knowing completely worthless information about some faggot on a subreddit.

high IQ individual right here.

ya'll just jealous of this gigaretard's in-depth knowledge of alts

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Pee

You know he faps to his sidebar image

Will someone fucking invite me to the dramacord already

u 2. expected better from both of u.

im not in it

😔 I'm sorry to disappoint you

embarrassing tbh

😤😤 I got invited, no thanks to you

Imagine being such a shitty liar that you can't fool people about where you're from and how old you are