World war has begun on anarchy Minecraft server 2b2t.
149 2019-06-10 by ImJustaBagofHammers
A few weeks ago, a guy by the name of Etika discovered the YouTube channel FitMC, which documents the anarchy Minecraft server 2b2t and is run by an established player, infamous for attracting new players to the server, whose username is Fit. With the encouragement of his viewers, he played on the server. He had very little success, owing to being targeted by the 2b2t experience and his lack of experience with the game (for example, he was too scared to use tools and armor with the “curse of vanishing” enchantment). Etika’s stream of the server led to a flood of new players into the server unseen since TheCampingRusher’s infamous and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to take over the server; the queue reached 1,7000 people. This naturally angered the community even more, and established players began forming groups dedicated to the elimination of Etika and his fans.
Fit, despite previously being the self-appointed veteran leader during the Rusher war, announced his support for Etika, saying he felt that the community’s treatment of him was “unfair”. Invigorated by this, Etika issued an “ultimatum” to 2b2t to surrender the server and give him free reign for a period of two weeks for his enjoyment and then be left alone, or face invasion and occupation for the entire summer. When this demand was rejected, Etika proclaimed a decentralized “faction” known as the 9Gang (so named for its members’ custom of spamming “9” in the chat repeatedly), whose members are known as the “Joycon Boyz” and are almost exclusively Etika fans with no prior history on the server. Etika then issued a declaration of war on 2b2t, with the aim of establishing the 9Gang as the dominant power on the server.
Etika continued to stream his escapades on the server, obscuring the game only when he checked his coordinates. Of course, the sighting of landmarks allowed old players to locate and kill him with ease repeatedly. The Joycon Boyz who managed to make it past the queue followed in his footsteps, destroying ancient landmarks, some literally almost a decade old, for their own amusement, obviously incensing the community’s even more. Eventually, after being killed by a player with the invisibility potion effect, (which Etika blamed on “hacking”), he decided to no longer stream the server, while continuing to play on it with the ultimate aim of conquest.
Initially, the veteran players didn’t have any trouble whatsoever eliminating the Joycon Boyz at spawn who hadn’t starved to death or killed each other. However, Fit has begun handing out free armor and weaponry to them so that they can defend themselves, escape spawn, and meet with Etika. To make matters worse, AntVenom, last year caused the server to be flooded with his fans (or “ants”), though without the intention of taking over, is planning on making yet another video on 2b2t later this summer, which we will effectively force the veterans to fight against two forces simultaneously. In response, they have formed the purge and open warfare has begun at the server spawn.
33 comments
1 BussyShillBot 2019-06-10
YOU ARE ALL ALREADY DEAD 💀💀. YOU JUST DONT KNOW 🤔 IT YET.
WE OUTNUMBER YOU. WE REMEMBER YOU. NO 😣 ONE 1️⃣ HAS FORGOTTEN. NO 😣 ONE 1️⃣ HAS FORGIVEN.
Enjoy the time ⌚ you have 🈶 left 👈. JUSTICE 👩⚖️👩⚖️👩⚖️ IS 🈶 COMING. Tick ✅✅ tock.
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1 Kellere31 2019-06-10
I didn't know snappy was an AntVenom fan.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-10
I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇
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1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-06-10
Imagine being
1 The_Live_Ghost 2019-06-10
I thought Etika was still in the looney bin
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-06-10
He should be tbh
1 -Mopsus- 2019-06-10
since he's an adult he can just keep checking himself out until he does something dumb enough to get a court ordered involuntary hold
1 spergling_drama_alt 2019-06-10
You really expect me to read all that shit?
Imagine if you could put this much effort into your relationship
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-06-10
this is so fucking stupid and i want more
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-06-10
Go to r/2b2t.
1 FourtE2 2019-06-10
If you want to know about the previous 'wars' and drama watch this
It might be stupid, but it's interesting and entertaining.
1 ryandanegayin 2019-06-10
Sir, could you please stop typing there for a second?
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-06-10
Fuck you. I'm not reading any of this. I'm already retarded enough
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-06-10
It’s not dying or religious. So it’s better.
1 elephantofdoom 2019-06-10
This is why when I play Minecraft I stay away from petty fighting and raiding and instead just build historically accurate castles.
1 xxezrabxxx 2019-06-10
ill grief it if you build it here, well, people build here all the fucking time
1 FlexualHealing 2019-06-10
iCrazyBlaze
Wumpus
I haven't even dived into this whole thing I'm just watching that stream video and I'm crying laughing.
1 goldfish_memories 2019-06-10
Thanks for your effortpost. Not like I read it or anything, but at least my fingers got good exercise
1 JustLions 2019-06-10
xNotch look at what you have wrought.
Can't even ping jannies.
smh my head
1 jaqqwam 2019-06-10
Rip in peace
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-06-10
Jesus, zoomers are the fucking worst thing in the world.
1 lulsmods 2019-06-10
Can we ban minecels from posting mineshit? We already import all the autism we need.
1 MinerHornet 2019-06-10
Whoa, whoa, whoa, this was the dude who literally had NYPD break into his house with guns drawn to take him to the looney bin, yeah?
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-06-10
Yes.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-06-10
LMFAO
1 -Mopsus- 2019-06-10
Etika is a drama machine
1 Ill_Regal 2019-06-10
I hate 2b2t so much because of the fucking queue
1 zhcyiDnein 2019-06-10
Holy shit I never thought I’d see my block game drama posted here. Based and purgepilled.
1 Myne1001 2019-06-10
TL;DR - crazy black man and autistic gay man are now e-lovers because of a lego game
1 khadathbasher 2019-06-10
>fitcucks will enjoy this 12y/o zoomer drama instead of patrician map art drama
1 200iqBigBrain 2019-06-10
The term you're looking for is "free rein," not "free reign."
Be better. I know you can.
1 xxezrabxxx 2019-06-10
newfag
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