Weeb? Skyrim and elder scrolls are American made video games based on European lore and history. I had too google the weeb word. I actually don’t like anime I just happened to like medieval fantasy genres which is pretty different than what you are suggesting and it was developed in the USA by a USA based studio. Learn what words mean and what about the subjects before you start talking shit you look like a 12 year old little boy btw get the fuck out of here you little cunt
How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.
Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.
If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.
Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.
Why? Because you don't want to be an icky problematic pickup artist, do you? So be literally as bland as humanly possible. Emulate a piece of whitebread spread with mayonnaise and left until perfectly lukewarm.
There's approximately 12,000 posts along the lines of "maybe this time I'll have some better luck with women!" along with a bunch of "I'm not an incel, I'm just unable to get laid by anyone! Incels are gross!"
Single for 7 years now. I know I am average looking, and it's reaffirmed by how strongly your family pushes that you're attractive. It's a confidence building attempt, I get it, but I don't necessarily believe it. I feel like I've moved past loneliness and into just numbness about the whole thing. Being jobless with depression and anxiety, frankly having one less thing weighing me down can only be a blessing.
On the other side of the coin, I am absolutely desperate to give my parents their grandchild, especially my father wiho is getting on in years now. It is a painful reality to be living in.
Also there's a LOT of "I can't get it up when I'm with women, pls help???"
and a bunch of late bloomers...
Until the age of 29 I never had a girlfriend, had sex, kissed, held hands or had a hug with a girl. One day I met someone at a cocktail party and things clicked immediately. One week later we were officially a couple and we're about to celebrate our first anniversary together. I'm happy with that girl and sex is satisfying. We've met each other's parents, her family likes me and my family likes her.
I don't know how to feel about this. After so many years of loneliness I thought it would never happen and I kinda feel like I don't deserve it. I guess I've been doing something right after all?
potential cuckold:
Popping in for a quick question..
Guys commenting on your GF's social media post..and I dont mean "chit chat"
Basically, GF posted a selfie on IG and some dude commented (friend of hers)
"That your Halloween costume" she said no, that if anything she looks like a zombie cause shes tired.
He followed up "Oh, looks to me like a sexy (insert her profession)
She just responded 'psssssh'
Not gonna say anything..just rubs me the wrong way. Everyone knows we are together (heck, we live together), we've been for a while now.
As a guy I would never compliment a girls looks who was in a relationship, especially call them sexy..
Its easy to just sweep it under the carpet like "Heh, welp shes mine!" and not feel jealous..but it kinda makes me feel slightly emasculated so to say?
Like, 2 months ago some dude saw pics she posted online of a room we had renovated. He started in with "hey, you live in XXX town now?" Then after she answered he proceeded to say things like "Lets get a drink at XXX one night" and then asked her to add him on FB messenger so they could set it up. She never did this of course...but DAMN..it makes me furious guys would blatantly act like this knowing shes with me. Its almost like a big "FU" to me..
plus a literal nice guy:
Hello. I need advice:
I invited a girl to a pub in my city, and she's cute, smart and everything else, but she's also my friend and has been this way for more than 3 years. We always joked about dating each other, but never went too far as to kiss. Back when we first met, she had a boyfriend, but she's been single for a year now, and we usually just talk through text messages.
What are my chances? Is alcohol supposed to help? Should I be straightforward and risk the friendship? Should we do something after the pub, like going to the mall or a park? Should I show her my Playstation Vita?
I'm 23, ugly, poor and stupid, so maybe this diminishes my chances?
More highlights, since I'm having fun procrastinating on studying for finals by going through this pile of abject misery:
This guy is so much of a caricature that even the other ERA bros think it's a joke.
31 years old, never dated a woman before (although I have dated men). Basic attire generally consists of plain t-shirts (sometimes flannel), cargo shorts, and sandals.
If you find one about a guy finding out via a fortnite party chat let me know please.
Girl I was hooking up with last year had a bf and I didn’t know about it. When I found out felt guilty and had a mutual friend I told asking his advice. Mutual friend immediately sperged our and in a Xbox party chat told this guy(whose gf I was banging was present) that I had been fucking her for 3 months and had no clue he existed.
I secretly hope one day to stumble on his side of the story, because I would normally feel bad. But he stayed with her.
In the meantime, do consider for your pleasure the epic ballad of EarthBound64 the Unwise, a complete fucking loser who you get to see, over the course of the years-long thread, get catfished into oblivion, until he finally gives up the will to live.
It starts with this:
Oh, hey, it's this place again.
Maybe I'll actually post here this time.
Still trying to figure out the dating world after getting out of a 14-year relationship that ended in divorce at the beginning of this year.
I'm ecstatic to be out of the relationship, mind. But it's still difficult figuring all of this out again.
A little bit about him
All those years playing Genghis Khan II for SNES paid off!
(Oh, yeah, you'll find he references video games a lot, including some unironic GAMERS RISE UP! style posts. We'll get to those later.)
Also, while I'm not "white as hell," more of a tan/Italian complexion, I've been growing out a moustache that I want to do something with - and I can grow a beard overnight, that's not a problem at all. Many people don't care for beards / moustaches, but, hey, their loss.
In other words, he's el goblino.
Dude uses Tinder to try and get dates, is largely unsuccessful. Splurges on the super-mega-expensive package for only the most discerning loveless suckers.
It would be nice to be able to cancel my OKCupid account...
Would save me $34.90/mo :/
Wtf dude, did you buy the super A-list thing? and I thought $9 for month was expensive.
Yup.
And have for a few months.
And I'm still having no luck at all.
:(
Literally 95% of the "matches" I get on Tinder are just spambots.
-Little bit of basic conversation
-"Oh hey, I'm deleting Tinder, go to this malware ad-link to talk to me"
:/
he genuinely fell for the stripper meme
Oh yeah, in related news, I spent part of the night with a stripper last night. I had met her a couple of weeks ago when a friend of mine took me to a strip club, and we'd stayed in touch since then, and she's been over a couple of times. She wasn't having a good night at work, and I live closer to where she works than where she lives as a nanny for her day job, so she came over and we just kind of hung out / rested for a bit before she headed back home. She was possibly thinking to spend the whole night, but she had to be back for 7AM, and it was a 1+ hour drive, so she headed back around 2AM. Not the ideal scenario, but it was nice to see her for a few hours.
The main problem I'm realizing is that, after not having shared a bed with anyone for years, it's difficult for me to fall asleep with anyone in bed with me. Ah well.
has used Tinder so much that he's matched over 500 times, needs to hard reset the app to match with someone he hasn't before
Alright, giving this "Deactivating/clearing out Tinder and starting fresh, and not just clicking Like on everyone" thing a try.
Maybe I'll actually get some matches on it that aren't spambots for a change.
1 match so far...
I sent them a message, and they unmatched :/
Ah well, maybe it'll get better...
Can't find the quote for 500 matches, but I do remember reading it the first time through, before compiling this breakdown...
unironic demisexual
what do you identify as?
demisexual (they are very hard to find, even on dating sites)
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Yup, I'm demisexual as well :)
Ok, so with the setup for who this guy is, let's get to the juicy bit...
I’m straight and in a relationship with a woman, I didn’t enjoy my one experiment with a dude at all... but I would fuck e-guy like a champ if he asked me to.
Ok, so he's pretty deep in the hole, spending over $100 a month by his estimate just on dating sites, with no luck, for about a year.
Thanks for the replies, most. At least most of you seem to understand where I'm coming from on things. As one of you said, it's not like I think all of this really significantly improves my chances of finding anything - it just speeds up the process. And, frankly, if I spent 10 months finding nothing of any significance this way, the "non-sped-up" version would be even more discouraging (although much less expensive).
Also to be clear, I fully understand the problem(s) lie within me. I don't think anyone owes me a response or consideration or a date or a relationship or anything like that. I think I'm a decent enough person (although with - freely admitted - a whole bunch of flaws and issues), but I realize that isn't really enough, and that obviously there are things that other people are looking for, which either I'm not offering, or at least not presenting.
For what it's worth, many of the suggestions given - paying for a good haircut, a suit, people taking good pictures, pictures in activities, etc. - are all things that I've tried already (and still am trying, obviously). I've had multiple people read over my profiles, have redone all of them multiple times, etc. So, again, these are all things that I have been trying and doing. Obviously I haven't tried and done everything (and certainly not the right things), but it's not like I just keep doing the same thing over and over (and throwing money at it) expecting different results or anything.
And then, lo and behold, he meets someone!
Woo - I'm dating someone! :)
And funnily enough, it didn't happen through any of the websites I was paying piles of money to.
It happened through... ResetEra!
Not at all suspicious by why someone on a forum where he's dumped a massive pile of insecurities and personal info would want to date him, he bravely continues on!
She wasn't on GAF either, due to the requirements for registration (paid email), although she lurked there (apparently I had a lurker fanbase. Who knew). So I only found out once ResetEra happened.
also not weird that she was apparently a cyber-stalker...
Also, she's way too young for him. She's 20. He's 35. By ResetEra standards, that's creepy ew ew ew not OK, but he defends himself, saying
Oh yeah, also random note:
Age/2 + 4
Because arbitrary constants in made-up internet formulae are nonsense.
The sooner that absurd "Age/2 + 7" "rule" goes away, the better.
Are you proposing a new arbitrary internet formula or describing the age of your new ERA chick?
Describing the age relation of the person to me.
The point being that the "rule" is garbage.
A proper formula would involve multiple ratios, as opposed to one which arbitrarily says that 70-year-olds can't date 41-year-olds, but 42-year-olds are perfectly alright.
Seriously though, she said she would have asked me out before (I ended up being the one to ask her out) but she was concerned about what I would think about the age difference.
I understand there are various things to consider when looking at age difference. Just, the silly "rule" that people are always parroting doesn't help matters.
He doesn't get way too into this relationship, btw. Not at all.
So, it's been 18 days since I first met my girlfriend on here. Or, rather, it's been 18 days since I was first introduced to her - apparently she had been lurking my posts on here and on the other site since 2013 (thinks At which point she was 17... Well, anyway) when I had been on a different username, and then wasn't able to find me after I stopped posting in 2015, but then tracked me down on this name here 18 days ago and we started talking. I know that was all kind of round-about. But, in any event, 18 days since we started talking, and 8 days since I asked her if she would be interested in dating. So, yeah, still fairly early on in things (relatively speaking). Also, she lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut, and we haven't actually met in person, trying to work out getting together for maybe sometime in January. So, yeah, still some steps to go in all of this too, I know. But...
My goodness is she ever wonderful. I've never felt like this with someone before. I'd been in a number of relationships (both in-person and long-distance) in the past, as well as an extended relationship/marriage which is (thankfully) over now. But none of them at any point in them have been as wonderful as this has been. So while yes I know all the caveats and everything, as I said, nothing in any of those other relationships at any point has ever been anywhere close to this. She is just so sweet and wonderful and caring and loving and everything else that I could have ever wanted.
She'll probably end up reading this at some point (Hello :) ), although I've recommended to her not posting here / making a general announcement of it just to avoid drama and such (I mean, obviously she's her own person and can do what she wants, just was my recommendation). But, anyway...
I'm just so happy to have found her (and for her to finally have pinned me down after the years of lurking me).
<3
I mean, of course I've had plenty of "internet girlfriends" over the past 20 years.
And both before and after my marriage.
But, nothing anywhere even remotely close to this.
Yes, of course we still need to meet in person, and the goal is that we'll be moving in together in the foreseeable future (I know, those are two separate steps. But we've had talks about it anyway).
But, at the very least, so far so good.
He wants to move in after about two and half weeks of online dating, without having met in person yet. Yikes, unironically.
Unrelated to the girlfriend thing, but remember how I said he was a cringey gamer type? yeah...
I’m waiting for the new dating patch because this current meta isn’t suiting me.
Nerf athletes, buff bookworms.
Because the best way to get a girl is to whine about the chads while comparing dating to a video game.
But then... disaster strikes...
Oh God...
I can't believe this happened...
:(
I tried so hard not to get my hopes up...
I'm so used to things going wrong...
But it finally felt like this time things were actually going to work..
She was so perfect... She loves me and cares about me and wants to be with me...
She still does...
But she's living at home, 1000 miles away from me... and her parents forbid her from talking to me again.
Oh God...
Sad boy hours.
So why can't they see each other?
Apparently my age, and the fact that I'm divorced, according to her father (who I talked to twice in an attempt to have a conversation about things).
For what it's worth, she has brothers around my age, and her parents are around my parents' age, so even though there was a difference in our ages, it's not like I was her parents' age or something.
Also, yeah, initiated around the same time this message board opened. And no sexting.
And why can't they talk, since they're both adults?
Well, they took away her phone and computer.
Yes, I know, she's 21 - but she's also still living with them.
I don't know the extent to which things are possible given that...
Also, she lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut, and we haven't actually met in person, trying to work out getting together for maybe sometime in January.
Honestly EarthBound? I'm pretty sure you were being trolled all along.
This whole ordeal with this girl (someone you've never met) miraculously started after you first started posting in here. Do you honestly believe she'd stalk you for years across 2 forums? With no disrespect there's nothing that sets you apart from any other poster that would have someone clamouring for you.
There's some horrible people in the world who would love nothing more than to upset others for their own enjoyment, so forget about "her" and move on with your life.
And that's it. The guy goes out with a whimper, seemingly never replies again (I'm about 100 pages past his last post and haven't seen him again), and just... disappears. His account was banned per his own request, and I wonder if that has anything to do with his hilarious oversharing of his own humiliating long distance relationship with someone he never met nor confirmed was actually real, but was still planning on moving in with after less than a month of dating.
I'm a boomer poster but do guys not talk to each other in highschool anymore? Being a loser in high school, we were mostly self aware losers who got drunk and talked shit to each other so we all knew how ugly/broke/retarded/talentless we all were by the time we were 14. And hooking up as a teen is mostly a matter of getting drunk at a bonfire with the other rejects and drinking until a goth girl decides to put out.
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If anything I would have thought the internet would have made hooking up easier and more common.
It has. You just get the male Feminists of ResetEra falling into the trap of "Being anything other than passive is sexist, racist, and anti-women. Do better sweaty 💅
Overall it has made hooking up easier, if you are outgoing. However, it also exacerbates the tendency for a lot of people to be antisocial as all of their social skills are through online interactions.
I could see that, I think the internet is a really efficient way of reaching a lot of people fast but it's not really a very good way of actually communicating with people. I see that at neighborhood BBQ; it's mostly middle aged people who show up and can hold a conversation. The kids that play team sports tend to be okay but a lot of the others are little weirdos who just don't seem to be able to socialize.
On the other side of the coin, I am absolutely desperate to give my parents their grandchild, especially my father wiho is getting on in years now. It is a painful reality to be living in.
This is actually sad, and I hope this person and his family can find happiness and fulfillment.
In case y'all (HA) wanna know, Resetera has literary spent all e3 complaining that some of the female presenters were pretty and how that is sexist and problematic. Particularly there was one japanese girl in the Bethesda conference who is directing an action game, people thought she was cute and drew fanart of her and Resetera is just fucking seething at how problematic it all is. HOW DARE MEN LIKE A WOMEN.
Here is the problematic and offensive video, of the Japanese girl, in all it's glory.
Remember basic hygiene. Shower, shave or trim your facial hair, make sure your nails are trim and don't have dirt under them.
Epic gamer moment.
Also, lmao at them linking to this website. There is approximately zero chance that any of this thread’s participants are buff enough to pull off that outfit.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-06-10
Weeb? Skyrim and elder scrolls are American made video games based on European lore and history. I had too google the weeb word. I actually don’t like anime I just happened to like medieval fantasy genres which is pretty different than what you are suggesting and it was developed in the USA by a USA based studio. Learn what words mean and what about the subjects before you start talking shit you look like a 12 year old little boy btw get the fuck out of here you little cunt
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-10
How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.
Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.
If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.
Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.
Begone, rat.
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1 ShieldmaidenMathilda 2019-06-10
Damn
1 Jas0nJewnova 2019-06-10
Thanks I was looking for tips on how to subdue foids
1 e-guy 2019-06-10
Some highlights:
Our dating guru OP has this to say in the FAQ:
Why? Because you don't want to be an icky problematic pickup artist, do you? So be literally as bland as humanly possible. Emulate a piece of whitebread spread with mayonnaise and left until perfectly lukewarm.
There's approximately 12,000 posts along the lines of "maybe this time I'll have some better luck with women!" along with a bunch of "I'm not an incel, I'm just unable to get laid by anyone! Incels are gross!"
Also there's a LOT of "I can't get it up when I'm with women, pls help???"
and a bunch of late bloomers...
potential cuckold:
plus a literal nice guy:
1 LongPostBot 2019-06-10
If only you could put that energy into your relationships
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1 lifesbrink 2019-06-10
Lol, peak irony
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-06-10
baste
1 Sinjin3rd 2019-06-10
Longpostbot, I know there's a soul somewhere in those lines of code.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-06-10
Shit we got another sentient one
1 e-guy 2019-06-10
More highlights, since I'm having fun procrastinating on studying for finals by going through this pile of abject misery:
This guy is so much of a caricature that even the other ERA bros think it's a joke.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-10
e-guy, you are an angel for perusing those 309 pages of crazy to save us the trouble.
1 e-guy 2019-06-10
I'm only on page 50 right now, I've still got a long ways to go before I've collected all the awful things in that thread.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-10
Bless u
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-06-10
If you find one about a guy finding out via a fortnite party chat let me know please.
Girl I was hooking up with last year had a bf and I didn’t know about it. When I found out felt guilty and had a mutual friend I told asking his advice. Mutual friend immediately sperged our and in a Xbox party chat told this guy(whose gf I was banging was present) that I had been fucking her for 3 months and had no clue he existed.
I secretly hope one day to stumble on his side of the story, because I would normally feel bad. But he stayed with her.
1 e-guy 2019-06-10
Will let you know.
In the meantime, do consider for your pleasure the epic ballad of EarthBound64 the Unwise, a complete fucking loser who you get to see, over the course of the years-long thread, get catfished into oblivion, until he finally gives up the will to live.
It starts with this:
A little bit about him
(Oh, yeah, you'll find he references video games a lot, including some unironic GAMERS RISE UP! style posts. We'll get to those later.)
In other words, he's el goblino.
Dude uses Tinder to try and get dates, is largely unsuccessful. Splurges on the super-mega-expensive package for only the most discerning loveless suckers.
he genuinely fell for the stripper meme
has used Tinder so much that he's matched over 500 times, needs to hard reset the app to match with someone he hasn't before
Can't find the quote for 500 matches, but I do remember reading it the first time through, before compiling this breakdown...
unironic demisexual
Ok, so with the setup for who this guy is, let's get to the juicy bit...
1 LongPostBot 2019-06-10
All them words won't bring your pa back.
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1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-10
Nor his ex-wife.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-10
😋😋😋
1 e-guy 2019-06-10
I'm sorry, give me a bit, I really ought to go study a bit first... Plus it'll take me awhile to compile this.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-06-10
You are a hero
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-10
I’m straight and in a relationship with a woman, I didn’t enjoy my one experiment with a dude at all... but I would fuck e-guy like a champ if he asked me to.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-06-10
I want to go take his tests for him, and afterwards cook him dinner while he fucks my wife
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-10
He’s not into gussy, to my knowledge.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-06-10
Look. I have never tried, but that will show him how much I appreciate him with my virgin bussy
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-10
s ok
what exam have you got, if you don't mind sharing?
1 e-guy 2019-06-10
Final in sociology tomorrow, and foreign language the day after. And I'm really, really bad at other languages.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-10
Nous vivons dans une société?
1 e-guy 2019-06-10
Unfortunately yes. No one in our class seems to like the idea of AnPrim, nor do they even know who good old uncle Ted Kaczynski is.
Clearly, they are not up to date on their drama lore.
I did post a part two, btw. Will have to see if I can find time for part 3.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-10
Good luck! But only if you want to. Don’t flunk out of school on my account baby.
1 Sinjin3rd 2019-06-10
You're diving in the Marianas trench of drama for our sake. I salute you o7
1 e-guy 2019-06-10
Part 2
Ok, so he's pretty deep in the hole, spending over $100 a month by his estimate just on dating sites, with no luck, for about a year.
And then, lo and behold, he meets someone!
Not at all suspicious by why someone on a forum where he's dumped a massive pile of insecurities and personal info would want to date him, he bravely continues on!
also not weird that she was apparently a cyber-stalker...
Also, she's way too young for him. She's 20. He's 35. By ResetEra standards, that's creepy ew ew ew not OK, but he defends himself, saying
He doesn't get way too into this relationship, btw. Not at all.
He wants to move in after about two and half weeks of online dating, without having met in person yet. Yikes, unironically.
Unrelated to the girlfriend thing, but remember how I said he was a cringey gamer type? yeah...
Because the best way to get a girl is to whine about the chads while comparing dating to a video game.
But then... disaster strikes...
Sad boy hours.
So why can't they see each other?
And why can't they talk, since they're both adults?
1 LongPostBot 2019-06-10
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1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-10
🤣 🤣 🤣
1 GattsuCascade 2019-06-10
Please give us a direct link to those messages especially when he reveals the age gap. I want to see even the cringy pathetic ResetEra laugh at him
1 e-guy 2019-06-10
Direct link to him revealing the age gap
Direct link to when he finds out she doesn't actually want to be with him
1 e-guy 2019-06-10
Part 3: someone correctly points out that this smelled fishy from the start and that he was probably catfished
Also, she's just not that into you, bro
And that's it. The guy goes out with a whimper, seemingly never replies again (I'm about 100 pages past his last post and haven't seen him again), and just... disappears. His account was banned per his own request, and I wonder if that has anything to do with his hilarious oversharing of his own humiliating long distance relationship with someone he never met nor confirmed was actually real, but was still planning on moving in with after less than a month of dating.
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1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-10
🥰
1 LastRadicalCentrist 2019-06-10
I am gonna donate to your patreon rn
1 Ragingbull93 2019-06-10
This is what I look like now. ResetEra Post Your Picture Thread!
The bad guy from Grandma’s boy makes a cameo
1 SerialBrain420 2019-06-10
volcel if u wouldn't
1 GattsuCascade 2019-06-10
Please keep going. This thread is liquid gold
1 DayyyTripper 2019-06-10
Sure guy
1 LastRadicalCentrist 2019-06-10
I am in love with you
Lets fuck?
(Watch resetera cucks, this is how is done)
1 e-guy 2019-06-10
😍 you know just the right things to say! Blast my bussy, daddy! 😍
(This is how you respond btw, not with a thinkpiece about how being asked out is problematic)
1 OnAPartyRock 2019-06-10
Yes.
1 OnAPartyRock 2019-06-10
Yes.
1 BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-06-10
🤔
1 Sinjin3rd 2019-06-10
I'm a boomer poster but do guys not talk to each other in highschool anymore? Being a loser in high school, we were mostly self aware losers who got drunk and talked shit to each other so we all knew how ugly/broke/retarded/talentless we all were by the time we were 14. And hooking up as a teen is mostly a matter of getting drunk at a bonfire with the other rejects and drinking until a goth girl decides to put out.
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If anything I would have thought the internet would have made hooking up easier and more common.
1 lyridsreign 2019-06-10
It has. You just get the male Feminists of ResetEra falling into the trap of "Being anything other than passive is sexist, racist, and anti-women. Do better sweaty 💅
1 FieryShits 2019-06-10
Overall it has made hooking up easier, if you are outgoing. However, it also exacerbates the tendency for a lot of people to be antisocial as all of their social skills are through online interactions.
1 Sinjin3rd 2019-06-10
I could see that, I think the internet is a really efficient way of reaching a lot of people fast but it's not really a very good way of actually communicating with people. I see that at neighborhood BBQ; it's mostly middle aged people who show up and can hold a conversation. The kids that play team sports tend to be okay but a lot of the others are little weirdos who just don't seem to be able to socialize.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-10
This is actually sad, and I hope this person and his family can find happiness and fulfillment.
1 Elite_AI 2019-06-10
That last one is 100% taking the piss
1 LastRadicalCentrist 2019-06-10
I never know with these people man
1 skx00 2019-06-10
I have read your comments and I am disturbed at the amount of time you have spent on this.
Indeed, your entire post history just reeks of effort and work. It's very off putting. Stop doing this.
1 e-guy 2019-06-10
Respectfully, no.
Sorry.
1 heyheyhoneyhey 2019-06-10
PlayStation Vita?
Lol he’s never going to fuck
1 no_maps_no_plans 2019-06-10
I never would have thought my friends over at /r/braincels could give better dating advice than these freaks.
Feels good right? no matter how much of a loser you are, you can always point your finger and say, well atleast I'm not as bas as them.
1 lyridsreign 2019-06-10
ResetEra is scrapping the bottom of the barrel it is like saying "I might be crazy but I am not QAnon crazy"
1 hugemongus123 2019-06-10
Not sure if resetera trying out legit dating is gonna hold off the raping for a bit or accelerate it. 🤔🤔
1 Vurtizontal 2019-06-10
In case y'all (HA) wanna know, Resetera has literary spent all e3 complaining that some of the female presenters were pretty and how that is sexist and problematic. Particularly there was one japanese girl in the Bethesda conference who is directing an action game, people thought she was cute and drew fanart of her and Resetera is just fucking seething at how problematic it all is. HOW DARE MEN LIKE A WOMEN.
Here is the problematic and offensive video, of the Japanese girl, in all it's glory.
https://youtu.be/Ie67KRyPGOo
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-06-10
Maybe being a cuck is in the DNA?
1 LastRadicalCentrist 2019-06-10
Lmao I thought she was gonna be with a bikini or something like that
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-06-10
Epic gamer moment.
Also, lmao at them linking to this website. There is approximately zero chance that any of this thread’s participants are buff enough to pull off that outfit.
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-06-10
this will never not be funny