Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
Son of a bitch. If it's a baby you want, all of Grampa's parts are in good working order. Come sit on Grampa's lap and see and touch the big surprise he has for you. Next thing you know, you'll be playing cowgirl on Grampa's bucking bronco. Damn.
I looked that up and it looks like one of the magazines you see in the checkout aisle. Just a color spam to grab your attention. Anyway, thanks for the insult, man! I appreciate you and what you have done to your body!
Whenever I read about russian bots on reddit it always seems like it couldn't be true until i read a post history like his and realize they are out there.
Yep, it's probably a thrill to think it's a bunch of people your own age admiring you. It's another thing entirely when it's an old grandpa talking about taking you to Red Lobster.
Yeah it checks all of the boxes for boomerposting too. Uses a common old man name and signs his posts, says he's from a specific area in Florida, says "fella" and "bub", talks about common restaurants as if they're fancy, etc.
It's obvious it's a bit. We all know creepy old men in Florida are too bored out on PCP to be typing on reddit. Those likes and upvotes are from creepy old men in Kuala Lumpur and Bangladesh. Now, it's time to get the Bratz Dollz surgeries so that many rich men from those (true American hundred-thousandaires) may take notice. More clicks.
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ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-06-11
Of course all his positive karma is in thedonald.
1 DownvotersNeedToDie 2019-06-11
Imagine thinking the left ISN’T trying to normallze pedophilia.
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-06-11
I get it you like little kids. Stop projecting.
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-06-11
Potbellied progressive passionately projects pedophilia
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-06-11
Yes he loves me apparently.
1 seenten 2019-06-11
Embrace your personal lolcow
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-06-11
...Graeme Base?
shit sounds right out of animalia
1 DownvotersNeedToDie 2019-06-11
Your parades have children twerking for gay adults.
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-06-11
I don't have any parades? No idea what your rambling about today tbqh.
1 Dildokin 2019-06-11
Thats a shame, a drama parade would be great, it could traumatize kids for decades
1 DownvotersNeedToDie 2019-06-11
Sure. 😉
1 Arbys_Official 2019-06-11
You're a pot bellied fool
1 DownvotersNeedToDie 2019-06-11
No u
1 Anomander_Fake 2019-06-11
Son of a bitch. If it's a baby you want, all of Grampa's parts are in good working order. Come sit on Grampa's lap and see and touch the big surprise he has for you. Next thing you know, you'll be playing cowgirl on Grampa's bucking bronco. Damn.
1 MinerHornet 2019-06-11
You're my new favorite cow. Will you please call me a pot-bellied lib?
1 DownvotersNeedToDie 2019-06-11
Pot bellied pedophile is more like it. You even have pizza next to your name. Just rubbing it in our faces.
1 MinerHornet 2019-06-11
Haha! Thanks, man! I'm going to frame this comment and put it next to my Chris Chan autograph!
1 DownvotersNeedToDie 2019-06-11
Are you gonna have room on your wall with those Tiger Beat posters all over it?
1 MinerHornet 2019-06-11
I looked that up and it looks like one of the magazines you see in the checkout aisle. Just a color spam to grab your attention. Anyway, thanks for the insult, man! I appreciate you and what you have done to your body!
1 DownvotersNeedToDie 2019-06-11
I don’t use PEDs. I am 100% all natural.
1 MinerHornet 2019-06-11
Well, regardless, thank you for your dedication to your craft.
1 RogerDodgereds 2019-06-11
Whenever I read about russian bots on reddit it always seems like it couldn't be true until i read a post history like his and realize they are out there.
1 skx00 2019-06-11
Just for the record, the Panko Calamari at Red Lobster ain’t half bad.
1 Futhermucker 2019-06-11
this is the "come fight me in Tampa" guy right? always funny
1 headasplodes 2019-06-11
Tbh considering that most e-thots are psychos it’ll probably work eventually
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1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-06-11
95% sure that's an MDE poster who made the account to creep out/shame women who post nudes.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-11
It’s super effective.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-06-11
Yep, it's probably a thrill to think it's a bunch of people your own age admiring you. It's another thing entirely when it's an old grandpa talking about taking you to Red Lobster.
1 ExtremeNutFlavor 2019-06-11
God I wish that was me
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-06-11
Would you fancy a trip to Olive Garden in my 85 Ford Mustang? It's a GT. Let me know darling, you can work the stick.
-Phil from Tallahassee
1 ashleychudd 2019-06-11
He has like 5 stock phrases so probably. Redditors are too stupid to get it though.
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-06-11
Yeah it checks all of the boxes for boomerposting too. Uses a common old man name and signs his posts, says he's from a specific area in Florida, says "fella" and "bub", talks about common restaurants as if they're fancy, etc.
1 Why_Bernie_Won 2019-06-11
"email me on Reddit"
1 ImNotReallyJesus 2019-06-11
It's obvious it's a bit. We all know creepy old men in Florida are too bored out on PCP to be typing on reddit. Those likes and upvotes are from creepy old men in Kuala Lumpur and Bangladesh. Now, it's time to get the Bratz Dollz surgeries so that many rich men from those (true American hundred-thousandaires) may take notice. More clicks.
1 ashleychudd 2019-06-11
He also uses the term shitlib a few times which is a far right term.
0 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-06-11
No it isn’t
1 yourdeadwife 2019-06-11
I think it's just a general troll. He's good though. His post history is a riot.
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2019-06-11
Send bobs
1 _-Drama_Llama-_ 2019-06-11
I've seen this guy posted here before. Does he copy paste the same thing to these girls?
1 ProtectYourNeck_ 2019-06-11
He's the guy that tells everyone to come see him face to face in Tampa to fight. His entire post history is an amazing read.
You can take basically any comment of his, go to the thread and he'll be fighting with everyone lol
1 seenten 2019-06-11
Oh shit it's that same guy. How have the admins not given him over to the police yet?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-06-11
You don't ask, you don't get.
1 hugemongus123 2019-06-11
right, you miss 100% of shots you dont take, Michael Jordan thought me that.
1 Dedod_2 2019-06-11
New Snappy quote?
1 Anomander_Fake 2019-06-11
Has to be a boomerposting troll.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-06-11
It 100% is, people are morons.
1 Gfuel_Sam 2019-06-11
extremely based account
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-06-11
Best part is how the other guys complimenting girls in NSFW subreddits think they are better than him and attack him.
1 Jidi_Isle 2019-06-11
Xoxo
Bob
😖🤭😂🤣