Allow me to summarize:

Furry Millenial Vidja obsessed Under-employed No college Transbian Living with parent for ~6 years post high school Wants $14,000

This has some prime future Rat King potential. We should wait for the inevitable questionable disability claim and dramatic crisis preciptiated by couch surfing the homes of other furries (as is tradition).

A tale as old as time. If you want some quality ye olde couch surfing freak drama I might recommend the FFVII House.

I really wish I still had a working zip drive. And working zip disks. I had some great stuff on "Jen" and "Hojo" from back in the day.

And by great stuff I mean RP threads.

Dude, if you have original RP threads from the geocities era I'm jealous. Watching that shitshow unfold was probably what made me love autistic internet drama. I followed it up until "Jen" disappeared to some religious cult in the southwest after eventually even the most spineless of enablers got wise to her scam and wouldn't let her crash with them anymore.

It was a good era for drama. No one over the age of 25 had any idea how to use the internet, neither did most of those under. Emphasis on had though. Zip disks, as it turns out, aren't the most reliable medium for storage. This stuff was from early web-forums and preceeds the primary drama by a few years. "Hojo" wouldn't keep it in the roleplaying forum and would post creepy 'in character' laughing in any topic. "Jen" got suspended multiple times, if I recall right, for raging and generally freaking out when people didn't play they way she wanted. In retrospect I believe they used the site to find people to hit up over AIM for their nutso cult.

It's old enough that the internet archive doesn't even have a record of most of the sites even existing. There were a bunch of them that all rivaled each other. I think RPGamer and FFshrine are still around. Speaking of FFshrine.

What I really regret losing is the initial Nick/Sarah Nyburg logs. I'm pretty sure it was mostly the same shit that leaked ~10 years later, but the first time you see an internet power user outed as a pedo is special.

No one over the age of 25 had any idea how to use the internet

You mean, other than the people who created it, built it and maintained it?

Well yes, but unlike current era, they weren't all furries, and they generally kept to themselves.

Pretty sure the Internet was invented in 1995 by teens wearing black vinyl and mirror shades.

How is someone underemployed with no degree and I am going to assume no marketable skills?

communism

I understand why so many people here like you now.

i think its just the nudes

I'm personally not a fan of those, but I appreciate your banter.

He respects women too much.

Trans women are not women

v. rood

Im agree but I dont judge someone by their name or skin colour, but I find that certain groups tend to be less friendly depending on circumstinces

For example a normal hoodmans,you think he will rob you but they are actually nice and respect the grind. Fake hoodmans will try and act tough slouch etc but are the pussy. Another example pakistan mans you think "they are terrorist" but one of mine good friend is pakisan man and he is very nice. The only bad arab i meet is dumb spoiled bitch whore. Drive BWM car and make terrorist joke. Dumb bich.

Im find that old white people are badest for being mean but i would rather death will them be mean to me then have angry black womens attacking me. Some of the nicest peoples i meet have been the black but still fat black womens are freaky and will attack me. It has happened on subway tram.

They're better

Nudes aren’t that hot

Nah, you're funny and you don't take yourself serious

😏

real beta hours

Correct

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and another orbiter is born. sad to see.

You wish you had miserable beta orbiters

Banned for hitting on Saruh.

Sweaty please. I'm out of her league.

Fully Automated Luxury Space Communism!

in glorious future space communism u can masturbate all day 🤪

Mom gets tired of weirdo son daughter sitting around and not working. Potential employers don't want some weirdo whose entire personality hinges on sexual caveats. Instead of taking matters into his her hands, she begs strangers for handouts.

Edit: wait holy shit let's get the check list out

Furry? ✔

Trans? ✔

Unemployed? ✔

Lesbian? Che... Wait what. This is a dude larping as a girl, but he still wants to dick down girls. Can we hold a bet if this individual would hook up with a trans girl?

It's pretty par for the course. Trans status is a near impenetrable shield against the consequences of absolutely abhorrent behavior far worse than displayed here. There could be a restraining order, sexual grooming children, charges for assault and battery, an enormous substance abuse problem, or any number of far worse things and 'I'm being kicked out because I'm trans' will be accepted without any investigation.

Well it's a given that trannies don't contribute to society, so any contract dependent on employment is inherently transphobic.

Can we turn the tables on this by turning it into a social justice shaming event where another dude with a wig trans girl shames them for not being a good lesbian and sucking their feminine dick?

We need to get saruh to dm some nudes and see how she reacts.

You years behind, trans lebians are old news and quite honestly it may not be a bad idea. You get to play girl card.

Does gender matter if you're a furry? But the answer is almost certainly no.

trannies hook up with other trannies all the time, lest they be deemed unwoke

It's less about being deemed unwoke and more that translesbians are the final form of desperate incels and only other translesbians are thirsty enough to settle for them.

Instead of taking matters into his her hands paws

From the profile:

What can you offer?

Well truth be told, not much. I don't produce any content, I cant really draw or make you things, and well create. I only can offer my deepest gratitude and many thanks for help. I wish I can offer more but unfortunately I have almost nothing to give. 

Starting to understand why so many trannies get into sex work

Hmmm, become trans for easy money? Hmmm....!

I unironically considered doing this once. I genuinely don't think it'd be too hard to pull off if you know how to manipulate retards on social media, which is pretty easy. I'm just not really sure how bad the potential repercussions could be, though it wouldn't be particularly hard to fake, just grab a couple dresses and a wig and post "omg thank you so much for your support guys" type shit with a couple pictures.

Well snapchat has a filter for extra femoid looks

Better dead than an foid

Repent you heathen lest pizzashill strike you down

Speed running is woefully underfunded. It's a shame that our transphobic economy isn't reallocating money to the whim's of the 1%.

Grifters gonna grift 😴😴😴

If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.

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a little harsh

Imagine having to pay for your own food without neetbucks

having to pay for your own food

Cool it with the transphobia, chud.

Imagine having to pay for your own car in NYC because it's too dangerous to use the subway despite not having transitioned. Hope this brave and stunning soul doesn't have to pay out of pocket.

are you the pathetic anime profile pic here trying to dunk on random grifters or are you one of their equally pathetic 20 followers please elaborate

hmmmm ok checks out just trying to make sure no anime profile pics take up shop please understand

o7

its tough out there being a first responder

faggot

lmao this is you? https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/bwqk6x/barring_truly_bad_behavior_cheating_stealing/epzgjel/ hahahaha you trashed your relationship by posting anime pics you people are completely unsalvagable. much more pathetic than whatever tranny grift the hustler queen in the op was going for

oh ok you are just pretending to be a no life loser anime fan ok ok thats much better your right im sorry how very ironic and smart you are well done

I'm seriousposting here, but you'd actually be surprised how many good-looking girls are into anime these days. I've got my eyes on a total Stacy, and she loves anime. On top of working out and trying to form a meaningful friendship with her before I ask her out, I've been watching anime so I can hold conversation about it since she's so into it, lol. Met several girls in the past who've enjoyed it too. But then again, nerdy girls are my type, so probably biased results.

good-looking girls are a myth, the closest thing in reality is a non-revolting foid

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[x] doubt

why would you want to date a pedophile

I’m sure the coroner has room.

anyone want to hit me with what "dilate" means in the meme world?

ahhh

I don't thing I wanted to know this.

if you dont put foreign objects in yourself god takes your vagina away.

The goal is set at $14,000 and here is why and how its going to be used.

• ~$8,700 (8,720 estimate) for a number of expenses related to just moving out broke down as follows

• ~$4,000 for a car + registration and insurance expenses for new car.

• ~$2,000 (Variable) for down payment on an apartment (dependent on what I can find, where, and other variables this is a very rough estimate)

• $1,770 for an outstanding loan I had to get sometime back to make ends meet

• $350 to pay off a phone I had to purchase sometime back

• ~$350 for Name Change, as well as gender marker change. I would like to have this done so that moving away allows me a completely fresh start and I can't be stalked by my family as well as finally giving me gender affirmation.

• ~$250 (Variable,estimate) for moving supplies and expenses.

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~$350 for Name Change, as well as gender marker change. I would like to have this done so that moving away allows me a completely fresh start and I can't be stalked by my family

Oh yeah I'm sure they'd have a real hard time finding an internet persona

Also, a legal name change won't protect you from stalkers unless your in witness protection. It becomes part of the public record that anyone can find.

~$4,000 for a car + registration and insurance expenses for new car.

HE LIVES IN BROOKLYN.

Wasn't there some couple on tumblr like years ago who asked for like 6k and listed all their expenses, and they believed they deserved free money because they were gay/trannies/whatever?

$2,000 down payment on an apartment, lmao. Down payments on rentals are usually first month's rent + a deposit, also usually equal to one month of rent. So this tranny with no job is looking at a whopping $1,000/month apartment. That's definitely sustainable for someone with no job and who's likely incapable of holding a job if they did get one.

You sound poor tbh, could you not?

Just like chris-chan!

Pay for me to exist or not exist who cares give me free stuff no not like that

or you can just give me $5 because and feel good about yourself because i am also broke yet much less demanding

Despite all this i hope she gets some financial support to help her situation

I do hope she cleans up her act and finds a way to live a stable life. Hopefully the lackluster results from the Go-Fund-Me are a reality check for her that she can't rely on stranger's good will to provide her with a new car and money to change her name.

Yeah this