When I first joined this sub, I was strictly solo. You were the first real buddy I ever had. But if you and him want to be best buddies again, I won't stand in your way.
If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
1i saw this irl once it was at a swinger party and one hambeast thought the other was making moves on her man it was real funny and gross all swingere are morbidly obese and small like kraftbdingles after you leave it on the founter for a few days too long I just showed up to steal some booze not worth
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3 FeedMeDramaPls 2019-06-13
Obviously fake we downvote our lolcows in current year.
3 Kat_B0T 2019-06-13
Technically we can’t even herd them without ping
1 FeedMeDramaPls 2019-06-13
The good ol days like pappy used to talk about :'c
1 Kat_B0T 2019-06-13
Legally you can’t engage a lolcow off a stickied post in most states
1 JustLions 2019-06-13
Secession then.
1 pepperouchau 2019-06-13
The highest quality lolcows have always come without being called
1 [deleted] 2019-06-13
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2 sperpen 2019-06-13
That image reminds me of that Scarlett Johanson art movie where she devours thirsty men to process their biological material. Sounds about right.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-06-13
Isn’t that every scarlet johanson movie 🤔
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-06-13
She's full nude in that btw
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-06-13
Post movie name
1 vtesterlwg 2019-06-13
thots get bullets
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-06-13
under the skin
2 princess_y_fronts 2019-06-13
When I first joined this sub, I was strictly solo. You were the first real buddy I ever had. But if you and him want to be best buddies again, I won't stand in your way.
1 bejyyx 2019-06-13
Is that a dark place reference?
2 ChipChippersonAMA 2019-06-13
There is, the funny fox tv show Family Man!
1 Kat_B0T 2019-06-13
It’s a good show!
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-13
Love that show
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2019-06-13
It's a good show!
1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-13
If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
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1 Commietransnazi 2019-06-13
1i saw this irl once it was at a swinger party and one hambeast thought the other was making moves on her man it was real funny and gross all swingere are morbidly obese and small like kraftbdingles after you leave it on the founter for a few days too long I just showed up to steal some booze not worth
1 CrapoBrapHouse 2019-06-13
God damn our wojaks are thick as fuck 😩👀😍🤤
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-13
Fight in the reels...
1 RedPillDessert 2019-06-13
I would be incredibly surprised if this hasn't been posted before, but we are the birds in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANZBs8Za0Q
1 Ill_Regal 2019-06-13
YOU FAGS HAVE 5 SECONDS TO NAME WHAT THIS DRAWING IS ADAPTED FROM BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T YOU’RE A BRAINLET
DM’ING TRAPPY THE NAME SO SHE CAN VERIFY
1 AllowedToSayNigger 2019-06-13
It's Man After Man by Dougal Dixon!
1 Ill_Regal 2019-06-13
High iq
1 MacisCheesy 2019-06-13
It's Dan after Dan by Mougal Mixon!
1 AdministrativeNerve7 2019-06-13
im high on cough syrup
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-06-13