Actress Jessica Biel comes out as pro-(virus)life, causes a ton of seethe
70 2019-06-13 by Woolgun
Initial tweet w/ link to an article that basically broke the story
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1138937351336615936
The most active reddit post on this for now is on r/politics, pretty boring tbh, so here have some awful twitter jokes/takes about this.
Jessica Biel comes out as pro-killing people.
rich people are out there causing as many apocalypses as they can at once
Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, and his wife Jessica Biel wants to bring measles back
And now some random anti vaxxers defending her
60 comments
2 pok8 2019-06-13
Jessica Biel is a hick. Why's anyone surprised?
1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-13
This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke
Snapshots:
Actress Jessica Biel comes out as p... - archive.org, archive.today, removeddit.com
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/s... - archive.org, archive.today
r/politics - archive.org, archive.today, removeddit.com
<em>Jessica Biel comes out as pro-killing people.</em> - archive.org, archive.today
<em>More like Jessical Beasles</em> - archive.org, archive.today
<em>well I've had no reason to share this for 20 years but I guess now I can say that one of my best friends went to high school with Jessica Biel and said she was a fucking bitch</em> - archive.org, archive.today
<em>rich people are out there causing as many apocalypses as they can at once</em> - archive.org, archive.today
<em>Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, and his wife Jessica Biel wants to bring measles back</em> - archive.org, archive.today
*#JessicaBiel is trending on Twitte... - archive.org, archive.today
<em>Me watchin every1 who is defending abortion take down Jessica biel for being pro “my body my choice” when it comes to vaccines</em> - archive.org, archive.today
<em>#SB276 is not about #vaccines but the right to privacy and to choose. For those who think drs are writing fake exemptions please reply with citations. Thank you @JessicaBiel for your fight in freedom</em> - archive.org, archive.today
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1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-06-13
Imagine listening to a mayo foid's opinion on health or anything important.
Why did God make mayo foids the hottest but also the dumbest? Truly a mystery.
2 lifesbrink 2019-06-13
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1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-06-13
Bruh, I know this is a gussy free zone but have you even seen Jessica Biel?
1 lifesbrink 2019-06-13
She is white. I'm not attracted to white women at all. Have yet to see an exception.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-06-13
http://gfycat.com/GracefulBlindImperialeagle
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-06-13
Ass like a boy and shoulders like a man, i can see why you like her
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-06-13
Yeah shes got the body of a male Olympic swimmer.
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-06-13
Yea its pretty hot
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-06-13
Yeah nah, not for me.
1 d-amazo 2019-06-13
2/10 elbows too pointy.
post face.
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-06-13
wtf I like mayo foids now.
For real, mayo foids have the best chance of all foids to pass as trans. They are the actual traps.
1 MacisCheesy 2019-06-13
Imagine thinking that torso is feminine
1 write_it_down2 2019-06-13
RANDY PLEASE OFFER GUIDANCE
1 lifesbrink 2019-06-13
Randy is a dumb shit who is likely overdosing on heroin as we speak.
1 voice_of_ukraine 2019-06-13
can't wait for day 5 of nofap cnat fell my a rms
1 DownvotersNeedToDie 2019-06-13
Pray the gay away.
1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-06-13
No he hasn't seen Jessica Biel
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-06-13
Yeah maybe Blade Jessica Biel, but shes looking rough these days.
1 RichEvansSexbot 2019-06-13
Jessica Biel is the most generic white woman actress. All her attractiveness is in her fake teeth
1 Kat_B0T 2019-06-13
Remember her tits in the Texas chainsaw remake, that’s all I remember about her. Imagine her thinking anyone cares about her stances 🤢
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-06-13
> implying they aren't.
Platinum blondes are literal goddess tier.
1 lifesbrink 2019-06-13
*shit tier
2 Where_are_from_cel 2019-06-13
Imagine listening to a mayo foid.
Turn around sweaty
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-06-13
Really activates my enzymes.
1 goldfish_memories 2019-06-13
Imagine going after gussy not buddy lmao
1 hugemongus123 2019-06-13
People who give a shit about random celebrity opinions 😴
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-13
Literally everyone when it’s convenient.
1 HairyButtle 2019-06-13
Always trust authority when billions of $ are involved.
1 ghostofdramafuture 2019-06-13
i gotta give reddit credit for getting me to support anti vaxxers purely bc redditors are so insufferable about it
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-06-13
Being retarded to own the redditors (libs)
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-06-13
Letting your kids die to own the plebbitors. Epic win, good sir!
1 Pochetmo 2019-06-13
You jap cunt hope your own kids die of cancer infected by needles
1 ItsSugar 2019-06-13
User has been banned for this post
1 voice_of_ukraine 2019-06-13
based unpaid intern
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-06-13
Interns get work experience at least.
Mods here are just janitors, without the pay.
1 goldfish_memories 2019-06-13
tHey dO iT fOr fReE
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-13
B R A V E
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-06-13
> siding with ledditors
jfc.
1 DuckSosu 2019-06-13
I can relate. I unironically oppose free speech thanks to retards in this sub.
1 Commietransnazi 2019-06-13
I used to watch her on that TV show and she was hot but I'd always do my cum when the dad was on it was an accident but you cant control the Angel's like on the internet
1 cfbWORKING 2019-06-13
My favorite reddit spinzone is the recent talking point that anti-vax is a right wing thing.
1 Mexagon 2019-06-13
Especially when it's made up of Hollywood, hippies, and the entire Pacific Northwest. It's about as left-wing ("down with Big Pharma, bro, fuck the corporations!") as you can get.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-06-13
Antivaxx transcends the political divide to capture retarded mayo foids of all political stripes.
1 ItsSugar 2019-06-13
I enjoyed this round.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-06-13
hashtagresist
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-06-13
A meme says more than 27 words:
https://i.imgflip.com/33df24.jpg
1 vtesterlwg 2019-06-13
I love how the idea that you shouldn't be legally forced to vaccinate yourself is now anti-vax. Mate i think you should legally be able to kill yourself and make homemade fireworks, vaxxinations are a drop in the bucket
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-06-13
As a centrist on one hand I agree that the drama around the anti-vax movement is exaggerated, but on the other hand it is not a novel concept that behavior that might cause the spread of an illness is prohibited.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-06-13
Might you give examples? A personal choice that might - potentially - lead to a risk of spreading to others is the sort of thing that wouldn't be made illegal
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-06-13
Traveling with a fever.
Or taking food with you while traveling.
1 vtesterlwg 2019-06-13
International travel with a fever is legal
As for food only thing I'm aware of is plant borne diseases and invasive species which is a much more specialized issue and again all that prevents is international travel with em
1 ivanbin 2019-06-13
I don't think anyone is being forced to vaccinate. You can still choose NOT to get vaccinated
1 vtesterlwg 2019-06-13
and most of reddit is pro-mandatory vaccination
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-06-13
Alex jones and Ben Garrison types are anti-vaxx. I think its not a partisan thing, its just a retard thing.
1 FreeDory 2019-06-13
Who?
1 dramasexual 2019-06-13
Oh my god who the hell cares? Who cares what some random fucktarded actress thinks about anything? How do people get so worked up over this shit?
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-06-13
these are the same people who would unironically drink their favorite celeb's bath water