I love that every time there's women who feel it is necessary to let the men in these subs know that ACKSHUALLY they PREFER 3in dicks, and big dicks are scary!

t. bigdickcel

The COPE when we say this is hilarious. You unwashed spaghetti spilling losers literally only have one thing in life, a large penis, and to hear that we prefer smaller ones takes away the only sense of power you have in your pathetic life. I love small dicks, sorry sweaty ;)

I'm gay, fag.

Now drop those pants.

Gay men are allowed to have dick preferences. Women are not. Carry on good sir.

blatant straightphobia on my /r/drama smh

And that’s a good thing!

And here's why:

why didn't you just tell us your opinion doesn't matter from the start

You're in the wrong neighborhood, pardner

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

If you're not bruising their cervix like an unskilled cop with a battering ram, i got news for you bud, you got a small benis

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COPE

stopping at the cervix

Imagine having a penis this small

I’m literally awaiting death row because my penis ruptured the lungs of a 10/10 babe and killed her

Are you an orc?

Who failed to tell me that anime is now real?!?!?

unironically unironically this

Dude the cervix is uncomfortable as fuck, though. One of my ex's got off to pain and she loved that it hurt the shit out of her but it felt like someone was pinching the tip of my dick. The things I did to make that girl happy.

In fact, combine the fact that I tried to make her happy with the fact we both have a rape role play fetish and I'm basically a male feminist 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

Okay

Alright

Weird flex but okay

seriously i can't even look at a modern fmoid without feeling of distilled repulsion and hatred.

That's why i always target the ones with enough baggage to fill the cargo hold of a small aircraft and enough negative self esteem the american budget deficit would blush.

Those sorry excuses for sub-humans are the ones who let you physically abuse (choke, taunt, humilate) them while you're plowing their sorry ass gussy.

You don't even need protection, psh you know between their Rx meds and alcohol abuse that aint gonna be a baby it's gonna be a miscarrage. Plus side is you get to share the HPV while droppin nut.

This sub is what happens when minimally educated unintelligent people join together to find common ground and project their own self loathing to the rest of the world. There has never been anything clever that I have ever seen from this sub. I will continue to look for humor but I am just starting to think that loss and anger plus unemployment equals humor

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I was never a dicklet fan, but dicktrio could really get me going 😻

Why is nobody selling "dick extensions" for dicklets yet?

Just make a hollow strapon, pad the inside with something soft-ish to make it more comfortable, and there you go. Guy (or gal) puts his dick inside the strapon, straps it on and now he's got a 7 incher instead of 2 or 3, and the foid/moids he's fucking is satisfied. It also works as a condom.

Anyone wants to start a kickstarter or indiegogo campaign? 🤔

That’s literally a thing already bro

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You just ruined my dream of being a kickstarter millionaire

Hope ur happy.

now this is a man who knows his penis extensions.

This cursed world. Hitler was right.

One time I. Put my fick in a coke can jsut to see if it would fit and it did but I fut it in the way out bad idea for about 2 weeks I recken

r/bigdickproblems

for those of us who suffer from the debilitating illness of having a massive schlong... 😞😢😟😭

If online dating doesnt improve your chances of getting laid you're probably disfigured physically, mentally or emotionally

3 inches... PATHETIC

I'm a little over 7" x 5" and get varied responses, but it's clear that more than a few chicks have considered me on the smaller side (mainly girth). From the village bicycle I also know I'm about median in my group of ~10 guy friends, so I really don't believe the ledditor stats that 5.5" x 4.5" is average.

Also, when chicks do think I'm big, the things they say would be straight suifuel for dicklets. At 6'0" tall I'd give an inch or two of height for a 8" x 6", but if I was < 6" x 4.5" I'd honestly consider seppuku. Hearing chicks rant about how unsatisfying skinny dicks are is painful

Who the fuck measures their girth lol

Girth is just as important, retard. Literally one of both sides of penis measurement.

Nah it's way more important, I'd trade for a 6" x 6" in a heart beat. I've had to worry about cervix punching a few times, but I've never been close to being too girthy. I'd guess most chicks could take up to 6" without too much trouble.

One time during doggy style a chick even said "careful you're long" not "careful you're big" lol, big oof

What's your length?

I’m the 7” x 5” guy above. To get more autistic about my dick: I’m like 7.2” bone pressed and ~5.2” midshaft girth, tapering from ~5.5 base to just under 5.0 at the head. My head is kinda small too feelsbadman

Damn, that's a nice size. I hope I don't have any issues, because I'm 7 inches in length, but only slightly above average in girth.

Insecure autists like me, duh.

Wtf, I have the same length but slightly lower girth.

wait i'm the exact same size as you but my pissy little ex called me "pencil dick" to her friends

well she was a pissed off ex girlfriend at 17 i guess

No ones outright called me “pencil dick” but the chicks I’m talking about definitely implied I was on the skinnier side. It’s probably technically above average but once youve been with a hog anything you can wrap your fingers around must feel small 🤷🏼‍♂️

Every smalldickcels thread is filled with attention whores who claim they totes don't care if you have a micropenis even though they never actually experienced it even if they claim they had such good sex with a 6" who they thought was a 4"

Lol imagine being under 7" and thinking you're big

tfw got the length but not the girth

why live