Where do you think you get off?

“The eyes of anthropomorphized cars are the headlights, not the windshield.” Really? Care to say that again? You are dead wrong. Everyone knows Pixar put the eyes on the windshield to be able to do more with their facial reactions. If you knew anything about the series, you would know that. But you didn’t know that! Another piss-poor, uninformed journalist. Sad state that our media is in.

Do you really think that looks natural? You can barely tell the eyes are in the headlights.

You go on to say, “Plus, if the eyes are in the windshield, what do you do with the lights? Ignore them? Pretend they’re just two evenly sized, symmetrical moles? Growths?” Well pal, you do exactly what Pixar did. Take a look:

That looks perfectly fine, no? Your argument seems pretty stupid now, doesn’t it? We aren’t just calling for you to remove the article - oh no, we want much more. We want Mr. Jason Torchinsky to be fired because of this. Yes, FIRED. We will not stand for this incorrect and blasphemous journalism anymore. No, not in the year 2015.

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