God I wish Obama was real

39  2019-06-13 by GetafixsMagicPotion

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The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

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Me too he was cute

was cute

*would have been cute. If he existed.

Is anyone?

😢

Barack Obama is a lizard person in a skinsuit. He's nearly 3000 years old and sustains his life force by feasting on the blood of children. He is one of three immortal High Priests of Moloch. He has been President of the US 3 times, each time in a different skin suit.

If you don't know this already, you're not a patriot and are too dumb to parse the prophecies of the two greatest oracles of all time: Nostradamus and Q.

I know that and that makes him all the sexier

nigga vanished harder than GWB when his time was up