I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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Just in case that ever sticks in your head I am 5'7, my kids are super tall. My wife is slightly taller than me.

I've got some bad news for this guy...

My 6'4" black son is really tall

*my wifes

Nah, it can happen. My dads 6'5 and his dad is like 6'0.

I've got some bad news for your dad...

Not every family is full of cucks my dude.

Just yours apparently

The lebanese are renowned cucks. Too much Roman Catholic influence has turned the Lebanese into betas, unlike the big dick energy Syrians.

I'll be sure to take advice from "I fart out of my butt69".

Lebanese are alpha Phoenicians.

I didn’t give out advice brainlet

Phoenician

We Wuz Pheonicians n’sheit

Ok that was pretty funny, I had good chuckle.

Half of Lebanon is filled with Syrians, so we definitely possess some big dick energy now.

SYRIANED.com

Anyway, i’m an Egyptian i shouldn’t be talking anyway, we have our own “uhh we’re not Arabs we’re actually Pharoahs” even though we’ve been invaded by every flavour of mankind that ever existed and our genetic makeup is a milkshake.

Egyptians are strange. Many Of them could pass as Greeks or Italians but everyone else either looks full Arab or dindu.

The full arab looking ones are either the Upper Egyptians or the Copts. Everyone else has a mixture of everything, i’m white, one of my sisters has brown hair and blue eyes, my other sister has curly black hair and dark-olive skin. Shit is weird.

one of my sisters has brown hair and blue eyes, my other sister has curly black hair and dark-olive skin

lol, cuck

Stop being so comfortable with who you are!

Yeah because being genetic inbreds like who all have the same hair and eye colour and skin complexion is something to be admired. The genetic admixture that we have is just a good reminder of the superiority of Islam. Even if you invade us and rape us for 600+ years like the Romans did, your blue-eyed grandchildren will be visiting thw mosque and praising the name of Allah.

It’s a reminder that Islam always comes on top eventually.

Egyptians celebrating the superiority of Islam is like Indian celebrating the superiority of the English language.

Just because you got conquered does not mean that you are awesome.

I, personally, attribute the success of Islam solely on based actual Arabs.

An Arab is an Arab by language not by genetics, even the prophet aknowledged this in a hadith. If your nation speaks Arabic, you’re an Arab, you may not be Arabian, but you are an Arab.

Egyptians celebrating the superiority of Islam is like Indian celebrating the superiority of the English language.

Your comparison is flawed, Islam is the one true religion while English is just another shitty uneventful and stale language.

Salahuddin wasn’t an Arab, the founders of the ottoman empire weren’t Arabs, the conquerers of Asia weren’t Arabs, what are you talking about?

An Arab is an Arab by language not by genetics

COPE

:The Prophet(Sallahu alayhe wa Salaam) called people to the mosque and said: "O people; the Rabb is one, and the father and the mother, the religion is one and the Arab is not by a mother or a father, but by the tongue, so whoever speaks Arabic is an Arab."

Prophet is only human. Humans COPE all the time.

Dude lmao Bedouin

I had this conversation with someone from Libanon almost word for word, except completely different.

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could be that he was malnourished instead of just having bad genes

That's not a fun explanation, and you call yourself a troll!

It can absolutely happen without being a case of cheating. Kids being taller than both parents can happen in a purely monogamous relationship with no cheating.

Obviously, especially with the decrease in undernourishment, but it still is fun to speculate

5’10 dad +5’10 mom= my 6’3 friend

The dad is average and mom is 6" above average, a 5" above average son isn't unreasonable.

I unironically feel bad for him if this isn't a larp.

Don't feel bad because it 100% is.

I wouldn't even if it wasn't

If this actually happened to someone and their reaction was to ask reddit for advice rather than, I don't know, murder-suicide, they deserved it 100%.

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The moderators, always

Why even put the other three options if you're just gonna put MasterLawlz

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I unironically think this would be funny if this was not a larp.

Imagine such a relationship actually existing. "Sorry, my manlet friend, but when will you ever learn?"

Well yeah, if your ethnic group is 5'10" on average, but you're only 5'7", of course the girl will have second guesses. He should be grateful that the girl even wants to be with him.

Faggot

why didnt he just lie to her and say he’s 5’11”?

Cause he is already adding a couple inches to get to 5'7

Why lie?

Its over for shortcels

100% fake.

Any foid who is that fussy about DNA isn't going to adopt a fucking kid. Most kids up for adoption are coming from white trash parents.

Maybe she's one of those foids who don't want to "ruin their body" by getting pregnant.

In which case a manlet's baby is ideal, it'll slide out doing less damage than Tyrone sliding in.

Soon we will live in the age of designer babies, and only poor people will become manlets. As Allah intended

We don't need designer babies, shortness is already being bred out of the human race as it is an undesirable trait.

Not quick enough. Plus there might be random dwarfism. Genetically engineered Chads are the future of society.

So, I asked her what her opinion is about having kids together in the future. She told me she'd rather adopt. I asked her why, rather than conceive one of our own, she replied that she would be scared our kid wouldn't have the best life given some physical characteristics they may inherit. I asked what she meant, specifically. She said "well... you told me you were bullied for your height frequently, so it's mostly that."

3/10 LARP

You have to be at least 5'9" in most places in order to donate sperm

Lmao manlets eternally btfo

Just make sure it turns gay if it's a boy or abort it just to make sure

i mean this is savage , poor guy he got rejected and roasted in just one sentence

better break up with that high standard bitch

Every day I'm glad to be 6'0" tall and skinny as a Treblinka rescuee.

Furthermore, I am 5’7, so it’s not like I’m super short.

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