We need to talk, r/Drama.
27 2019-06-14 by CMDR-FusionCor3
I have noticed that although there is 96,803 subscribers, I am not receiving 96,803 upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "dramanauts" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
13 comments
1 JazzlikeAvocado 2019-06-14
Some of you are okay. Don't come to /r/drama tomorrow
1 OverSocialization 2019-06-14
Oh man once we live in a VR world like some black mirror episode there’s gonna be the first VR school shooter
1 yeahnobuddu 2019-06-14
There will be demons, beheading all. A Powerful God King the forgotten and forsaken shall be and rule over the normies.
1 somebaldcunt 2019-06-14
this place is the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-14
Downvoted.
1 jaqqwam 2019-06-14
Lmao what a retarded unfunny try hard "i wanna shitpost" Post
Please go to greenland. Thx
1 goldfish_memories 2019-06-14
Is someone trying to be a second masterlawlz here?
1 dramabra 2019-06-14
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xJlT1MlA1y
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-14
This reminds me of something, there is a old yogic tradition, that is to teach what you have to learn. Perhaps you should be considering learning what you are suggesting.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning_by_teaching
This article, as I read it I notice that it lacks some details of more history of the tradition, perhaps I'll edit it one day when I feel like it, but it does include this, too:
1 goofylookinghomo 2019-06-14
tl;dr
1 caliberoverreaching 2019-06-14
Don’t steal my bit
1 trexmundi 2019-06-14
While I approve of your support on the Pizzashill x Halo Alien buttsex picture yesterday, I'm afraid I'm going to need a much larger and firmer commitment to these important issues before I can give you unrestricted access to my upvotes. Just a few issues for you to consider: How many of the Ninja Turtles could Masterlawlz satisfy with his bussy? Would he need a booty bump to keep up with them? Could we successfully monetize the video on Xtube?
In addition, I'm going to need your public commitment to the cause of the Dinosaurs. At the current rate of dramatic escalation, they could be returning from beyond the plasma fold at any time to reclaim their rightful planet. All of humanity needs to receive the message that their consumption is imminent. If we are virtuous and dilligent in this cause, then we may live (briefly) to see an Earth unmarred by the great menace of foids.
1 ihearthezbollah 2019-06-14
Nice, do I get to spread buss?