We need to talk, r/Drama.

27  2019-06-14 by CMDR-FusionCor3

I have noticed that although there is 96,803 subscribers, I am not receiving 96,803 upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "dramanauts" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

13 comments

Some of you are okay. Don't come to /r/drama tomorrow

Oh man once we live in a VR world like some black mirror episode there’s gonna be the first VR school shooter

There will be demons, beheading all. A Powerful God King the forgotten and forsaken shall be and rule over the normies.

this place is the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning

Downvoted.

Lmao what a retarded unfunny try hard "i wanna shitpost" Post

Please go to greenland. Thx

Is someone trying to be a second masterlawlz here?

Think about your actions.

This reminds me of something, there is a old yogic tradition, that is to teach what you have to learn. Perhaps you should be considering learning what you are suggesting.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learning_by_teaching

This article, as I read it I notice that it lacks some details of more history of the tradition, perhaps I'll edit it one day when I feel like it, but it does include this, too:

One way of learning by teaching, is the plastic platypus learning or platypus learning technique. This technique is based on evidence that show that teaching an inanimate object improves understanding and knowledge retention of a subject.[11] [12][13] The advantage of this technique is that that the learner does not need the presence of another person in order to teach the subject.

The name 'plastic platypus learning' is a paraphrase on the known software engineering technique rubber duck debugging, in which a programmer can find bugs in their code without the help of others, simply by explaining what the code does, line by line, to an inanimate object - namely, a rubber duck.

Plastic platypus learning in action To increase the effectiveness of plastic platypus learning, learners are advised to do the following:

  1. Prepare notes while learning the subject.

  2. Prepare the lesson on the subject (as opposed to just teaching it unprepared; this section demands the most time and energy, and may be omitted in some situations).

  3. Teach the subject without using the notes at all (the student knows this beforehand). [14]

Obviously, this technique may work with any inanimate object, and not just plastic platypuses.

tl;dr

Don’t steal my bit

While I approve of your support on the Pizzashill x Halo Alien buttsex picture yesterday, I'm afraid I'm going to need a much larger and firmer commitment to these important issues before I can give you unrestricted access to my upvotes. Just a few issues for you to consider: How many of the Ninja Turtles could Masterlawlz satisfy with his bussy? Would he need a booty bump to keep up with them? Could we successfully monetize the video on Xtube?

In addition, I'm going to need your public commitment to the cause of the Dinosaurs. At the current rate of dramatic escalation, they could be returning from beyond the plasma fold at any time to reclaim their rightful planet. All of humanity needs to receive the message that their consumption is imminent. If we are virtuous and dilligent in this cause, then we may live (briefly) to see an Earth unmarred by the great menace of foids.

Nice, do I get to spread buss?