Alanis has already spent what would be over 40 workdays watching the superhero action movie, all while working as a supervisor at his family’s construction business, CNN reports.
“I go twice on weekdays; Saturday and Sunday, four to five times, (which) is the most I can because of the movie being 3 hours and 2 minutes long,” he told the network.
Imagine not only wasting your time on such a stupid achievement but additionally being so stupid that you'd choose a 3-hour film to break the record with instead of a short one.
And he's a fit, decent looking guy with thousands of twitter followers and a chill family business to inherit and his name in dozens of newspapers.
You? Sitting on your fat ass eating chicken wings. Grubby nasty chicken wing fingers all over your laptop, getting grease and grime deep into the grooves between the keys. Never getting that shit out, gonna stay there forever. What the fuck have you done with your life? Now run along back to your "memes" and "upvotes" while your life continues to slip away you fucking wretch
This is the final virginity stone. When he has acquired them all, his gauntlet will be unstoppable at simulating a real vagina when he's jerking himself silly with it.
That website is the kind of cancer where when you try to press "go back" it just reloads the page instead so you have to desperately click go back several times in a second in order to beat it.
Can we have the guy who invented that bullshit publicly executed via emasculation, amputation and evisceration?
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-06-14
You probably don't get bussy because you're the type of guy who fucking nails his dick to a board
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1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-06-14
This is dumbest waste of time I've ever heard of.
1 snallygaster 2019-06-14
Imagine not only wasting your time on such a stupid achievement but additionally being so stupid that you'd choose a 3-hour film to break the record with instead of a short one.
1 serialflamingo 2019-06-14
I think its breaking the WR with this film in particular that's the goal. Marvel fans are really weird.
1 goldfish_memories 2019-06-14
Ftfy
1 endians 2019-06-14
What do we call DC fans then
1 baseddemigod 2019-06-14
Autistic
1 serialflamingo 2019-06-14
Tru
1 IsraeliArmyWaifu 2019-06-14
B-b-but sweaty, don't be so negat
1 BAZAKBAL_ 2019-06-14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WqNVfH-zNw
1 jaqqwam 2019-06-14
Can i get a
BIG
YIKES
In the chat please?
1 fistacorpse 2019-06-14
That's gonna be a big oof from me chief
1 Dramacel1 2019-06-14
Huge yikes, possibly the largest ever.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-06-14
The yikes is strong with this one
1 goldfish_memories 2019-06-14
C R I N G E
1 DeliciousPaste 2019-06-14
And he's a fit, decent looking guy with thousands of twitter followers and a chill family business to inherit and his name in dozens of newspapers.
You? Sitting on your fat ass eating chicken wings. Grubby nasty chicken wing fingers all over your laptop, getting grease and grime deep into the grooves between the keys. Never getting that shit out, gonna stay there forever. What the fuck have you done with your life? Now run along back to your "memes" and "upvotes" while your life continues to slip away you fucking wretch
1 jaqqwam 2019-06-14
I make nearly 100k in a low COL area as a brogrammer XD
SEETHING
inb4 copypasta
1 UhmThatsAYikesSweaty 2019-06-14
bigcorp java dev gang gang
1 jaqqwam 2019-06-14
C# wageslave gang here bb 🤗🤗🤗
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-06-14
Redmondslaves raus
1 jaqqwam 2019-06-14
Im gonna anchluss ur bussy and codebase bitch
1 fistacorpse 2019-06-14
This but unironically
1 seenten 2019-06-14
Imagine having to use Visual Studio I'd probably kms
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-06-14
As opposed to what, Eclipse? The only comparable IDEs are from JetBrains.
1 Frostfright 2019-06-14
you're full of shit
they're chicken tenders, not wings
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-06-14
Alanis still isn't gonna fuck you tho
1 DeliciousPaste 2019-06-14
lol we were meant for each other. when I stare into his twitter pic I can feel him inside me
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-06-14
Better slide into his DMs
1 bussylmao 2019-06-14
Implying I can afford chicken
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-06-14
Jokes on you I can not inherit my family business because it's a very niche thing that requires very specific talents which I do not have.
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-06-14
Dude, society lmao
1 serialflamingo 2019-06-14
1 Higev 2019-06-14
☹️
1 lyridsreign 2019-06-14
Go outside, sweaty.
1 1OneTwo 2019-06-14
Having thousands of followers on social media isn’t a marketable metric
1 EyeseeFN 2019-06-14
Welp that explains everything.
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-06-14
1 jaqqwam 2019-06-14
Seething have sex dilate incel yikes this aint it chief who hurt you what do you care about consenting adults behind closed doors
1 Dedod_2 2019-06-14
Assuming this individual payed $12~$13 each viewing, he has wasted around $1500 watching capeshit. Mayos need to go
1 jaqqwam 2019-06-14
Inshallah brothers. We are tryning to start a war with the tankers in the strait of Hormuz recently
1 AnnArchist 2019-06-14
Of what? Longest time spent to protect virginity. huehuehue
1 Grundleberries 2019-06-14
This is the final virginity stone. When he has acquired them all, his gauntlet will be unstoppable at simulating a real vagina when he's jerking himself silly with it.
1 Radar_Man_ 2019-06-14
Beautiful way to waste time. Please, play a mobile game with a fucking gacha is better.
1 elephantofdoom 2019-06-14
That website is the kind of cancer where when you try to press "go back" it just reloads the page instead so you have to desperately click go back several times in a second in order to beat it.
Can we have the guy who invented that bullshit publicly executed via emasculation, amputation and evisceration?
1 MalesAreDefective 2019-06-14
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-06-14
Ah. Got it.