Warhammer 40,000 space marines represent the MGTOW dream that all men should strive for

12  2019-06-15 by DeliciousPaste

The Space Marines in the Warhammer 40,000 universe are the true Ubermenschen of the Hitlerian ideal. They're massive space Aryans, towering 7ft tall or more. They are incredibly jacked, with <10% bodyfat, tight abs, and well developed traps. Their cocks are probably a foot long at an absolute minimum - horse like in proportion. They're a small, elite band of warriors in a galaxy of trillions. Needless to say they could probably get any pussy they want. What do they do with their status and power? Do they seek out carnal pleasure? No. They're MGTOW. They spend their time improving themselves and protecting humanity instead of pursuingn "pussy".

Those who fail to uphold this ideal are depicted as vile degenerates. The Emperor's Children legion and their primarch Fulgrim are the perfect example of this. They're a metaphor for the damage that unrestrained pursuit of "pussy" does to a man - it rots your brain and turns you into a hedonistic simpleton. In-universe this idea is explored through the eyes of the hyper-rationalist atheist Fabius Bile. Fabius is disgusted by the degradation his legion faces as they abandon their ideals for gash.

19 comments

1  DeathBahamutXXX 2019-06-15

From what I understood from the 40k forums is that space marines have no genitalia

1  ManBearFridge 2019-06-15

Truely gone their own way

1  MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-06-15

Impervious to foison.

1  EaterOfWorldsXII 2019-06-15

More like their dicks dont work no more

1  Day_of_the_COPE 2019-06-15

askkktually

They have the parts but are sterile

1  AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-06-15

Salamanders have families, argument debunked.

1  sub2tine 2019-06-15

Do they seek out carnal pleasure? No. They're MGTOW. They spend their time improving themselves and protecting humanity instead of pursuing "pussy".

My steamy Yvraine-PapaSmurf ship would like a word with you.

1  BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-06-15

Guilliman is easily the worst patriarch though so that doesn't count.

1  Richard__Mongler 2019-06-15

Guilliman is boring but Lorgar is still worse

1  BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-06-15

Lorgar is my favorite ngl

1  Richard__Mongler 2019-06-15

Some pretty questionable taste my dude

1  BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-06-15

Well he's my favorite of the Chaos patriarchs because of the fact that despite Monarchia's destruction, despite all the humiliation he faced, he won. Humanity worships the Emperor. Sanguinius is obviously the best overall though.

1  Richard__Mongler 2019-06-15

Agreed on Sanguinius being the best, but Morty is always going to be my favorite chaos primarch

1  BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-06-15

Nurgle is definitely the best Chaos God so by extension I guess Mortarion is pretty good.

1  smegmasmellsnice 2019-06-15

Nobody in the WH40K universe has sex because it would trigger the fanbase.

1  911roofer 2019-06-15

I'd considered getting an army, but then I looked at the price and the fanbase.

1  loli_esports 2019-06-15

I think they don't have dicks anymore and just reproduce via geneseed

1  DeathBahamutXXX 2019-06-15

It really does work like MGTOW when you think about it because they go to hive worlds and black pill the local population into joining them.

1  jerryjoneshere 2019-06-15

Mechanicus going their own way