Fox News’ own poll shows Daddy trailing both Biden and Sanders. Extreme levels of cope are guaranteed, smugposting also forecast.

29  2019-06-16 by zhcyiDnein

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I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

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From the article:

Biden tops Trump by 10 points (49-39 percent) and Sanders is up by nine (49-40) — both of these leads are outside the poll’s margin of error.

r/politics is going to have a field day with this, especially because it’s coming from Fox. However, the article does point out that Hillary was ahead 17 points this time four years ago.

No matter the political outcome, drama will always prevail.

Who tf did they survey to get those numbers. I'll believe the Biden numbers but how is Bernie tying with Biden in that poll?

Maybe the classic "poll gay men in San Francisco" strategy. Even then this doesn't even begin to make sense.

Cope

If Biden were truly more electable wouldn't he get higher number pretty much wherever you polled him? How would polling super liberals nullify this? There are moderates even among such a group aren't there?

Because Biden isn't a much better candidate than Hillary was.

Bernie has always polled really well. There are groups of right wingers that find him much more appealing than a generic moderate dem. And really I believe that support for Biden will collapse once people get into war mood. I believe support for Bernie will be more stable because Bernie isn't a lying spineless piece of shit.

leftoids believing polls again

good

Man if Biden gets the nomination we’ll have a whole summer of pedoposting to look forward to

Grab them by the bussy

I don't really care who is the president of the US as long as they are going to fuck China in its ass.
Free Hong Kong and Taiwan.

Hong Kong province and Taiwan province have always been Chinese, and will always be Chinese. They will never return to being western colonies as you desire. They will always be free and united with their culture and their people, against western totalitarianism and bigotry. I'm sorry that China is too powerful now that you can't conquer them and suppress the people as you wish. Man it sucks being weak doesn't it? You're only going to get weaker from this point on, get used to it. Bully China all you want, that's a smart move, just start beating up the young kid just as soon as he starts getting strong, its gonna be fun watching the entire west get buttfucked by China for the next century.

Is this satire?