[Obscure forum Sunday] Cider recipe gets posted on an Australian homebrewing forum. Some users are, however, quite unhappy with quality of said cider and the lack of detail in the OP.

34  2019-06-16 by Woolgun

5 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-06-16

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1  The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-16

Further, for those that want to complete the process, it's as simple as adding in some more sugars at the end

That's where he fucked up. Well crafted cider doesn't need added sugar at the end of the process.

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/forum/threads/cider-question-adding-sugar.39119/

1  Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-06-16

Why would you even need it to be sweeter? It's made from the sweetest thing ever.

1  The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-06-16

In the beginning of the process of turning apple juice into alcoholic apple cider, some added sugar along with the yeast helps to kick-start the process of fermentation.

Adding it later is for idiots who don't know what they are doing or just want things way more sugary than they need to be.

1  acidoverbasic 2019-06-16

The weird thing about making cider is seeing the yeast bob up for air like a goldfish and lay back down.