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If you find yourself comparing politics to sex you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.

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I would encourage redditors to have kids, but that would require them to be attractive.

It's worse when they dampen the mood like at the end of Avengers: Endgame, during an emotional scene, a group of teenagers were "mock" crying through it. It's annoying.

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Maybe there is some hope after all.

The past 10 times I’ve been to the theater (8 of them Endgame), some asshole thought it would be great to have conversations at full volume. There should be separate showings, like ones for people who actually watch the movie and ones that are filled with inconsiderate douche bags.

Edit: Glad this sub is filled with people who talk in the movie theater.

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Mong's that still go to the movies deserve to deal with other mong's that still go to the movies

if anybody above the age of 21 goes to see a capeshit movie without accompanying a son/daughter/niece/nephew, then they should self-censored to prevent permaban

Imagine paying for movies.

I can only imagine going to see a kid's film in a cinema and hearing kids enjoying themselves would be a benefit lol

Just pirate it at home if you can't be around other people.

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True. Children should be made to sign a contract that they will be silent for 3 hours. There are bigger children with more twitter followers.

Bro I'm always ready for a confrontation. ALWAYS. Yeah I'm a snitch. I snitched on your noisemaking ass. Do we have a problem? Bro when I pull out my Yu-Gi-Oh! Collection you'll run right back to your Blu-ray playing home theatre ass system. Alamo wasn't made for you? You've got a problem. Oh boy you don't know the half of it. I watch films exclusively not movies. Bet you watch movies you little shit. I've watched Christopher Nolan's entire filmography backwards twice. I'm sorry bro but you're finished now. When I'm done with you, you won't even remember how Citizen Kane finishes. You're gonna get it now. I'll snitch on you harder than Matt Damon in the Departed. You're done buddy. Bring it.

Fucking. Yikes