It’s over for unemployed-cels.

33  2019-06-16 by Ghdust2

12 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-06-16

You have 4 links and not one of them is to information. The signal to noise ratio of the shit I've read from your links is absolutely abysmal, nobody with a working brain would put time into reading such drivel, let alone attempt to use it in place of information sources. If basic income actually failed, you could give at least some semblance of a concise explanation of the failure, or at least have one of your four links lead to something data-focused, instead of being like "here's an opinion, now immerse yourself in verbose repititions of that opinion for a half hour since hopefully that's enough to make you agree with it." You are a prime brainwashee and the reason Trump will win again.

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1  manlyhandles 2019-06-16

They deserve it. It's what they get for being jobless and likely poor.

1  Ghdust2 2019-06-16

this but unironically

1  Vurtizontal 2019-06-16

They probably get paid pretty well when the prank is over.

1  ChineseExecutionVan 2019-06-16

Isn’t making fun of unemployedcells the entire purpose of watching reality tv?

1  reebokpumps 2019-06-16

The first mistake was assuming any of this shit as real

1  ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-06-16

The outrage is entirely acceptable.

1  i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-06-16

"stranger things" actor

bet the producers are livid with this.

1  The_Live_Ghost 2019-06-16

be me

be unemployed

be 3 months sober from my heroin addiction

Decide to apply at a fast food restaurant just to get me back on my feet

arrive at the place

Wear a fresh suit I bought with the rest of my savings

shake hands and speak with the manager

After some nerve-wracking moments the manager comes back with my application

Just as I'm about to hear that I'm hired the walls of the room collapse

a cracky lispy voice booms out of a megaphone saying I'm being pranked

The person behind the voice is a kid who would have been sideshow material a century ago

I try to weave my way out of the parking lot as the camera lights blind my sight, tears streaming.

OD on heroin later that night

1  NikolaiKardashev 2019-06-16

La creatura,el goblino.

1  HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-06-16

freaked out by the tenuous specter of employment in the modern economy

We literally have the lowest unemployment in a long time. Not that hard to find a job right now.

1  lyridsreign 2019-06-16

2019

Prank shows are being taken seriously