I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
He's been posted here at least twice now over the last few months. First I think was r/science, can't remember the second. Pretty soon he's gonna be banned everywhere else and have to go to r/rarepuppers and explain his mathematical genius to them in pupperspeak.
Yeah this guy's persistent to say the least, his 'have you heard about Australia's leading erotic poet' schtick has been going on for at least a decade from the posts I could track down on older forums and even the people dealing with him then seemed used to his shit.
My favourite is when he describes himself in the third person by paraphrasing a 150y+ dead french poet as if it's a review of his work.
My best guess is that he has no actual idea of the places he posts on, he occasionally follows basic rules after mods prompting him like on /r/poetry_critics where he had a post removed for not performing at least two reviews himself and then immediately did his two reviews and reposted. He does not, however, understand the concept of subs being used for posting specific themed content so his rants show up on every university sub he can find, then they show up on /r/science and the generics, then he posts them in places like /r/teenagers and /r/iamverysmart.
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I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.
But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.
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1 princess_y_fronts 2019-06-17
I too am retarded.
1 a_la_tour_abolie 2019-06-17
wow me too we should rub our dicks together
1 tHeSiD 2019-06-17
Can I join u guys? I'm feeling lonely 😢
1 Name_Is_Science 2019-06-17
# metoo
1 Void-Malign 2019-06-17
>0.99999..... and 1 aren't the same thing
Easiest way you can tell someone doesn't get math
1 EnvironmentalCrow5 2019-06-17
High school math curriculum includes this exact proof.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-06-17
Lmao its really not that hard. 1/3=0.333...
Just multiply it by 3 nigga
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-06-17
Imagine thinking the average burger paid attention in math class.
1 Sehthin 2019-06-17
I can't read discussions about that shit anymore. I'm pleasently surprised no one is arguing about it in here.
1 thewarp 2019-06-17
I've been following this guy's antics since his post last month on /r/Nietzsche got a bit of traction. 200 comments is a pretty good result.
1 Redactor0 2019-06-17
He's been posted here at least twice now over the last few months. First I think was r/science, can't remember the second. Pretty soon he's gonna be banned everywhere else and have to go to r/rarepuppers and explain his mathematical genius to them in pupperspeak.
1 thewarp 2019-06-17
He might have some supporters there, three thirds of a dog don't make a pupper because all the hecking blood got out.
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-06-17
He reminds of that glenn guy. Poor schizophrenic
1 kingdong112382 2019-06-17
Yeah this guy's persistent to say the least, his 'have you heard about Australia's leading erotic poet' schtick has been going on for at least a decade from the posts I could track down on older forums and even the people dealing with him then seemed used to his shit.
My favourite is when he describes himself in the third person by paraphrasing a 150y+ dead french poet as if it's a review of his work.
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1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-06-17
This guy is absolutely nuts.
1 Name_Is_Science 2019-06-17
That title tho lmao good job OP
1 ImNotRobertKraft 2019-06-17
We should mod this guy.
1 kingdong112382 2019-06-17
Give him a few days, he'll probably just post his spiel here.
1 GaysianSupremacist 2019-06-17
Isn't it ironic how there are conspiracy nuts in r/topmindsofreddit
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-06-17
No really most of them went there because the main sub became a government ass kissing sub
1 Spysix 2019-06-17
Imagine trying to go /r/imverysmart on topminds and getting slammed by topminders, where is that on the totem pole of retardation?
1 kingdong112382 2019-06-17
My best guess is that he has no actual idea of the places he posts on, he occasionally follows basic rules after mods prompting him like on /r/poetry_critics where he had a post removed for not performing at least two reviews himself and then immediately did his two reviews and reposted. He does not, however, understand the concept of subs being used for posting specific themed content so his rants show up on every university sub he can find, then they show up on /r/science and the generics, then he posts them in places like /r/teenagers and /r/iamverysmart.
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2019-06-17
I expected this to end with “and that’s why age of consent laws are bullshit”
1 kingdong112382 2019-06-17
You know, after reading some of his poetry that wouldn't be too far out of character for him.