I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
He went down on her, he sucked at it, like really sucked at it. He tried to go at her clit like a jackhammer with his clumsy, drunken trembling hands and actually attempted to lick inside her vagina to get her off. So then she faked an orgasm so he would stop, and then they had perfunctory vaginal sex until he finished, which took 20 to 30 minutes because he wore an oversized condom that both nearly eliminated his (already dulled from daily masturbation) sensation and kept slipping off onto her long roastie Arby's beef flaps. He was terrified afterward that he had impregnated her and sent her $200 in abortion money even though he never actually came inside her. The oral was never reciprocated.
He proceeded to date her a while out of obligation because she was "His First" and she stayed because she didn't think she could find anyone better even though he was broke, ugly and boring. They had sex maybe four or five times over the course of a four-month "relationship." He was upset by this and kept asking about how to make sex more pleasurable for her but never actually changed anything.
One time they tried to have anal at his insistence, but as soon as he took his dick out he found he couldn't get it in and started worrying about hurting her and cried and apologized to her a lot. She was annoyed by this because it meant he had forced her to get a full enema just hours earlier for no reason.
A week later she decided to break up with him, saying something like "I just don't think we're compatible anymore" but insisting it had nothing to do with his utter incompetence as a partner.
He proceeded to brag to reddit about how good he is at eating pussy and how every girl he is with always comes first and that he's not an incel because he is a good person and he respects women.
I wish that picture of that poly-woman who posted a picture of herself and her bull and boyfriend was still around. I can't take I.T seriously after that.
Also, sluttiness only has the potential to not deter someone if the slut is hot (like 🍒🍒). No one wants to settle with an ugly slut.
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I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
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1 brinkworthspoon 2019-06-17
Hey girl... I love that u are strong independent promiscuous woman... are you le single? Feet pics pls? Fun? Request?
1 RichEvansSexbot 2019-06-17
That whole thread is hilarious considering nobody there has had more than one sexual encounter and it was either basic vanilla mounting or a BJ.
1 brinkworthspoon 2019-06-17
He went down on her, he sucked at it, like really sucked at it. He tried to go at her clit like a jackhammer with his clumsy, drunken trembling hands and actually attempted to lick inside her vagina to get her off. So then she faked an orgasm so he would stop, and then they had perfunctory vaginal sex until he finished, which took 20 to 30 minutes because he wore an oversized condom that both nearly eliminated his (already dulled from daily masturbation) sensation and kept slipping off onto her long roastie Arby's beef flaps. He was terrified afterward that he had impregnated her and sent her $200 in abortion money even though he never actually came inside her. The oral was never reciprocated.
He proceeded to date her a while out of obligation because she was "His First" and she stayed because she didn't think she could find anyone better even though he was broke, ugly and boring. They had sex maybe four or five times over the course of a four-month "relationship." He was upset by this and kept asking about how to make sex more pleasurable for her but never actually changed anything.
One time they tried to have anal at his insistence, but as soon as he took his dick out he found he couldn't get it in and started worrying about hurting her and cried and apologized to her a lot. She was annoyed by this because it meant he had forced her to get a full enema just hours earlier for no reason.
A week later she decided to break up with him, saying something like "I just don't think we're compatible anymore" but insisting it had nothing to do with his utter incompetence as a partner.
He proceeded to brag to reddit about how good he is at eating pussy and how every girl he is with always comes first and that he's not an incel because he is a good person and he respects women.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-06-17
I wish that picture of that poly-woman who posted a picture of herself and her bull and boyfriend was still around. I can't take I.T seriously after that.
Also, sluttiness only has the potential to not deter someone if the slut is hot (like 🍒🍒). No one wants to settle with an ugly slut.