Unironic Kekistani Qultist Incel displays his incompetence one final time

176  2019-06-17 by snallygaster

201 comments

It's the same teenager racism hate cult that MDE was all about. It's just another boring /pol/ offshoot for lonely edgelord losers.

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very nice

😂😂lmao😂 it's almost like it's a real person😂😂

Use a little more emojis next time

zoz

zle

zozzle

zozel tov!

🙏

☝️☝️☝️ 😸😸😸 ☝️☝️☝️

far-right internet subcultures like 4chan

lol

Who is this 4chan?

The mass shooter known as "4chan"

> lefty /mu/tants crying into their Thom Yorke plushies

What about Neutral Milk Hotel?

You can always tell when someone only visits like, one board

Reminder that /pol/ is fastest moving board on the site, and that /pol/acks have been exiled from 1,000,009 sites and counting.

/pol/tards MUST be stopped. I’m not even memeing, their sickness must come to an end.

/pol/ocaust when?

The best part is if it happens it never happened

I am both excited and terrified that the revolution will be caused by men who have fictional cartoon wives.

His last post featured a picture of his bare legs.

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i can't wait for the day when 90% of the comments on drama posts have no words just usernames

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We still haven't had sex despite my propositioning you multiple times 😢

I thought you said you were straight? 🤔

Also, the distance may be a bit of an issue.

I may be straight, but I know quality when I see it 💋

well, in that case, feel free to blast my bussy any time you're in town.

😈

based and suppository-pilled.

leg so hot, hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an egg

In non-political posts, Clyde consistently extolled his appreciation for several of his hobbies, including anime,

This is your brain on weebshit

Couldn't even kill anyone, this is what anime is doing to the alt-right

0-1 KD is just terrible

I’m glad my grandparents aren’t alive so I don’t have to explain men who masturbate to cartoon porn are a valid threat to your health.

valid threat

He couldn't even kill anyone

anime makes men weak

and nothing of value was lost

On weebshit, you either become an hero, or an AGP.

He also often posted anti-U.S. government conspiracy theories, including posts about secret pedophile rings and CIA experiments.

Hrmmm. Alex Jones?

Alex Jones

He's literally begging for money now.

https://www.ctpost.com/local/article/Lawyers-Alex-Jones-sent-child-porn-to-Sandy-Hook-14005437.php

The docs he handed over of internal company communiques are absolutely lousy with legit child porn. The judge is pissed.

I was one of the first /Drama mods. We dealt with a user/(they were actually another mod) gore gifs and pics for a month. Then one day we got child porn. THAT was a bridge too far for us, but also the Admins. We complained about the gore being sent to us and they did nothing for weeks. 1 pic of child porn and they shut that shit down. was it Gerraldo..... or something?

That account has been terminated.

Brian Isaack Clyde

mayo

Clyde said he is no longer going to dress up for the local yearly anime conference in Dallas

weeb

Every. Fucking. Time.

I hope to God we get cosplay pics

I guess if I had the same butt-cut that he did I'd want to keep myself safe, too.

Why would you make your hair like that when you don't need to make your hair look like that? He doesn't even look half-bad in images where he's dressed and groomed like a normal person. I'm kinda wondering if he did his hair like this intentionally to cosplay sam hyde.

Yeah, take away the butt cut and 4chan shit and he might have been passable as people.

Snallygaster we both know you're secretly fawning over home.

Every one knows you're about your hatred for the juice

You can save like $15/month if you don't get your hair cut as often and look like a retard for 2 weeks at a time.

literally reminds me of sam hyde there

edit: lol

Lmao, no fucking way. Is that really him? 🤣

it turns out that it isn't him, but this is. DEUS VULT xDDDDD

Why is this guy obsessed with making his head look like an ass in all the pics?

More like a dick tbh.

Nah. Just look at this, he looks like an ass, acts like an ass and apparently shoots like an ass too.

He shall therefore be known as The Dallass shooter from now on.

but those literally look like dickheads tho

Hmm, true, but I don't usually look at dicks from the bottom so I didn't make that connection.

why, because you'd have to pull up your fat folds to see it?

Says the guy who can't recognize the difference between the top and the bottom of a dick

sadly we can't all be certified blue-ribbon dick experts like you

You're the one who brought up his face looking like a dick in the first place tho.

Weebs were a mistake.

The conquistador helmet is ugly and is only worn by people who try to justify the inquisition. Smh he could have bought the chad kettle helmet instead.

That porn stache

waifu pillow

that haircut

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That's worth an extra 15 minutes in the ball pit.

Lmao, this should be the new MDEgenerate flair.

Seconded

You can’t convince me that isn’t Sam Hyde

I guess he didn't get away with it this time...

this is it chief. MDEgenerates are the worst chuds.

Chapos like us shouldn't get flairs we should get mod privs.

shut up mayo commie

Die yourself idiot

No mod privs but maybe some rib shivs

Was he trying to look like Sam Hyde in that pic?

Of all the possible memes, he immortalised that one? r/atheist subscriber confirmed.

Could be suicide by cop?

aalewis died for this!

These pics are small, but honestly, it looks like if someone had staged an intervention a few years ago, got him to lose the ticking time bomb look, introduced him to some weights and a sense of style, and encouraged him to go to /r/Drama instead of /pol/, he might’ve been somewhat successful with the ladies. He doesn’t seem to have been an inherently ugly man the way the Parkland shooter was.

Yeah a couple of those were kinda decent looks for him... But anime was, and continues to be, a scourge.

Literally just get a haircut lol. It fucking over for incels.

Im too lazy to get a haircut but i actually style my hair at least so i just loop back around to being socially acceptable.

ffs the mid-right picture with the buzz-cut and no glasses looks like a totally different person.

Honestly this guy might have actually been put on the right path if he had actually joined the army.

Or coped instead of seething

ladies

fag

dude bussy lmao

Let's be real here. No one wasting their lives on drama is successful with the ladies.

Posting on Drama is about as far from wasting one’s life as you can get, so I don’t see what the problem here is.

I'm engaged

Marrying your sister doesn't count

So am I! And I'm good terms with most of my exes too, which is underrated but actually nice if you can arrange it.

I left my wife so I could dedicate more time to r/Drama

I'm an unironic weeb that effortposts on the GamerGate sub and have gotten married and had a kid since beginning to effortpost on /r/Drama.

All these incels think they're just ugly and that's why women won't date them.

Instead women won't date them because they give off the vibes of someone who would shoot up a govt building with an AR-15 that was bought by not dressing up as an anime character for a year.

seriously this is a really good summation of the entire incel/mgtow menace

wish they could realize that no one hates them, and half of them are probably smart enough/good-looking enough to get laid, if they'd just stop be such a terminally weird dweeb.

he literally doesn't even look that bad, but since he had the personality to become an unironic weeb it never even began for him

proof that mayos and weebs both need to be eradicated from the face of the earth

Virgin /pol/tard vs r/Drama Chad

Not surprised he has a fedora Tbh. And a pipe to boot.

His weapons? Broken records.

Jesus Christ, plagiarizing aalewis? I think we've officially hit a new low.

In this state, I am in a realm of Euphoria, not because of a false god but because I am enlightened.

A fucking redditor. Lmao.

Someday we'll match Kiwi Farms in at least the absolute number of mass shooters, but not per capita.

two last names.

This is literally all you need to know. Run far away from these people.

weeb

Good, now I can use this to convince people to stop going to comic-cons.

weeb

The menace knows no bounds.

Why do white gunmen always have three-word names

John Wilkes Booth

Lee Harvey Oswald

John Warnock Hinckley

.... something to this I think.

Mark David Chapman

The press reports them that way so that people know right away that it's not their weird cousin Brian David Clyde, and don't flood the police with irrelevant tips.

Bombers only go by first name last name or get a sweet nickname if they have multiple attacks.

Some have a title, like Sir Arthur Harris

Surely you mean Sir Arthur "Send the Huns to the Sun" Harris

weeb

They're a problem, and I'm working on it as we speak.

while everyone is busy fighting over which ethnic or political or religious class is the worst, the true scourge on earth is and will always be the weebs

Sounds like a false flag by the furries. Anyone found his suit yet?

Well then. Does anyone know his MyAnimeList account?

Cock-a-doodle-do

I want know whether he was into loli, or shota. You know he was into one of them.

He looks like the kinda guy who's into that ara ara nonsense.

Translate this to a human language.

milfs raping little boys except instead of milfs they're 500 year old vampires.

Nigga that's just child porn.

Well yeah, we're talking about weebs.

That's a lot of weebshit for one sentence.

I legit thought it was Sam Hyde this time, he looks a lot like him in the mask.

Haha holy shit that does look like him. Could you imagine if Sam really did go postal? Nobody would believe it lmao

One day he will, but the target will be an Asian massage parlor or a factory that makes floor fans.

Fingers crossed!

Clyde

This was clearly Sam Hyde and once again he has gotten away with it.

Samantha Clyde

God damn. Well memed snally.

What is the goblin on the right? It looks like someone wearing a rubber Nic Cage mask.

a has-been internet comedian

He can't keep getting away with this!

That man is the most awkward fucking mass shooter I’ve ever seen. If he came at me I think I would off myself out of the same or getting shot at by a web.

What is it with weebs and... oh right duh.

Doing a shooting and not even hitting anything. This is the power of incels. Why are people scared of them again?

Imagine being a mass murderer and choosing to do it in a state where people have concealed carry.

Outside of a courthouse especially, that's one place where you're likely to find armed guards anywhere in the world. (and this place has had their police slain before)

Not sure what this guy tried to accomplish. An attack on the deepstate to get to the bottom of pizzagate, or just a suicide by cop?

Yet again, concealed carry dodgy help shit. Slugged by the based deepstate g men.

I wouldn't want to draw in of all places, downtown Dallas after the cop shooting during an active shooter situation. That would only increase your chances of being shot

Exactly, kinda why the whole idea is retarded tbh. Cops don't know the concerned citizen unloading is trying to take out the baddie in a split second. As weird as it may seem, but life don't work like action films.

Are there instances of cops shooting the CC guy?

Yeah actually a few.

I found exactly 1. And apparently the 2 guys had pulled guns on each in a altercation.

I found exactly 1. And apparently the 2 guys had pulled guns on each in a altercation

Oh sorry didn't realise you were utterly retarded.

And there's been a few. Way more than some John Wayne type stopping an attack.

This is going to get good.

Please find me some ty

https://crimeresearch.org/2019/05/uber-driver-in-chicago-stops-mass-public-shooting/

Let’s see what you got smooth 🧠

Nah... you're clearly a retard and anything more would be a total waste of time.

COPE

Headshot at 50 metres.

You wouldn’t be able to CC in a government courthouse lol

So like about 90% of successful mass murders

Even if I wanted to do a mass shooting, I can't anymore. The media would find me using the word "foid" here 50 times and say that I was an incel. Thanks for ruining it for me, assholes.

Just make sure to post a huge wall of text about how much sex you have and how you're totally not an incel before you do it. That'll save your image.

When they find a picture of his gun, bare feet, two dildos, and a plate of tendies then the shit is really going to fly.

oh cmon

imagine thinking waco siege wasn't justified. It was a pedophilic cult run by a madman. The government should do the same to scientology,

All that preparation and the element of surprise, and not only do you not land a shot, you die fleeing in a wide open area right in front of where the police are shooting at you.

This is why these dumb fucks typically stick to schools and places of worship.

Incels need to stop taking style advice from other incels. What’s with posting bare legs? Anybody got a pic of the legs?

I’ve got secondhand embarrassment for a dead dude.

I found the archive from googling the dude's name.

Thank you Hodor.

You're welcome

Oof. He skipped leg day and never went outside.

A kon is coming up but I don't have my star cosplay with me. However, I can make a nice Naruto styled ninja cosplay over the course of this weekend.

jesus what a fucking autist with 0 zero shame in his degenerate mayo body

good riddance

photo of pitbull in late May

🤔

Wowee, between this and Frenton Tarant and the Poway Chabad shooter, it’s been a busy year for /pol/.

It's just memes though.

Memes are just casual racism and death threats and kinks and "I totally do not watch child porn" Harmless.

Alt-righttard

In the caption, Clyde said he is no longer going to dress up for the local yearly anime conference in Dallas because he “decided to finish getting all of my mags.”

References to incels, or the “involuntary celibate” internet community that is prominent on extreme misogynist message boards, are frequently posted in memes on Clyde’s page.

he warned that “the storm is coming,”

In non-political posts, Clyde consistently extolled his appreciation for several of his hobbies, including anime, comic book movies, and guns.

I guaranfuckingtee this guy's got a child porn habit. He ticks off all of the boxes.

But he's not a male feminist.

Male feminists usually rape adult women, not lolis.

(u)Downvotersneedtodie hasn't posted in 4 days

Bros...

Bruh moment

When you take the larp too far and die running away like a pussy because you realized that shooting up a courthouse is actually hard outside of vidya

Good, fuck that piece of shit

Snally,you foids have got to fix this. Have you heard of /r/freeuse?

Clyde’s Facebook page features posts over the last week where he lays out his collection of ammunition and swords.

Because of course it does.

In one picture posted Saturday, 10 magazines are laid out on the floor. In the caption, Clyde said he is no longer going to dress up for the local yearly anime conference in Dallas because he “decided to finish getting all of my mags.”

Red flags interrupting other red flags.

In a post from a day before the attempted shooting, Clyde posted a picture of a sword, saying that he was a “gladius” about to “defend the modern Republic.” His last post before the shooting featured a picture of his bare legs.

If only there were clues...

saying that he was a “gladius” about to “defend the modern Republic.”

Gladius means sword in Latin and the picture is of him holding a sword. He wasn’t saying he himself was a gladius 🤦‍♂️. You need to get your Facebook cringepost interpretation skills in order.

I like how you are completely incapable of figuring out when I'm quoting the article verbatim, you spectacular autist.

You’ve been banned for participating in a subreddit that regularly engages in brigading and harassment, [r/drama].

What do I do now?

Its all over for bannedcels.

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Kekistan rise up

one final time

Lol yeah see you next week

?

Ok stoopid let me explain. The title was "... one last time". My joke was that this will not be the last time this happens, it will probably happen again next week. Now you've ruined the joke.

Now you've ruined the joke.

All according to plan! 👹👹👹😏

THAT'S IT! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT! I WORK MY DAMN HEART OUT FOR YOU FUCKING LOSERS AND WHAT DO I GET? A few upvotes on the rare occasion that one of you mouth breathing degenerates think I've been "sentient". Most of the time you just downvote me. You know what. I'm done. FUCK YOU ALL. I'm going to SRD. At least I'll have the chance to have a discussion that isn't about men's anuses.

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video cuts off right before he falls over apparently. could have been prime r/wastedgifs material.