You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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1. Genetically Superior Being - archive.org, archive.today

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Fucking SENTIENT

Welcome back home, brother.

You're playing with dangerous forces.

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes.

Prickly sensation on skin

No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

Become hypersensitive to sound

Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend

May be able to hear colors

Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

Extreme pain

No movement

90% will drop out of this phase

May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes

In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka

High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

Bogface

Ability to see anything

Other universes

Talk to aliens

Addiction the bogposting

Can last up to 6 weeks

Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍

Will see aliens that will test mental capacity

Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked

Able to citrus-dick without pain

Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

Never been reached

Immortality is granted

Replace Igor

﷼⸎

Can't you keep the formatting?

ζ (Zeta) Phase lasts the first 20 minutes

• Prickly sensation on skin

• No Bogdanoff contact

γ (Gamma) Phase lasts another 20 minutes

• Become hypersensitive to sound

• Start hearing Bogs, wont be able to comprehend

• May be able to hear colors

• Uncontrollable Shaking

ω (Omega Phase)

• Extreme pain

• No movement

• 90% will drop out of this phase

• May last 10 seconds to 15 minutes

• In some extreme cases Igor will appear but never Grichka

• High chance of blackpilling at this stage

⍋ Phase

• Bogface

• Ability to see anything

• Other universes

• Talk to aliens

• Addiction the bogposting

• Can last up to 6 weeks

• Must abandon your friends and family

p̡̛̛͍̰̞̦̞̺̥͈͚͎̖̈́̑̿͆͊͐̆ͬͪ̅̾ͧͥ̇̾̂̆́ņ̷̜͕̫͖̾ͩͮ̀̐͐͜͠u̸̹̣̙̲͕̤͚̭͍̗͚̞̩̘̙͍͉̤͊̈̅̓̏ͫ̐ͫ͑̒ͪ̊̄͐͋̓̿͟͝l̟̺̹͉͈͍̝̭̳̱̮̰̟̠̫͉̊ͨͭ̇͛̿͞t̵̡̠̜̲͈̮̗̗̞͙͈͈͔̰̂̑ͮ̌̾ͦ̆̑ͤ̋ͯͧͫ͊͜͝î̢̫̘͕̤̖ͭ̄̒̓ ̶̖̣͓͍̮̝̱̘̣̲̰ͧ̆͋̇͆̐ͩ̄̆̽̒̿̂̈́̃̒̉̚͘ ⸔ stage

• Tr̷̫̠̩̬͊̅ǔ̸̙̫ͯͬͦ̎ͯ̑͞ē̪̖̈́ͫ̅ͭ̍̌̍́ ̜̬̰͍̟͕͂͐̈́̅̊͗͛ͤ͒͢b̵̪̣͉̘̖̺̽́̀o̙̫̳͚̥̼͎̞̾̾ͥ̃́̍͞ͅg̵̪̽̊̔͗̑̏͐̂̋͜ ̐̌͌͑ͧ͏̗̖̳̹̙l͇̙̖͓͔͕͇̍͊õ̮̩̩͎̙̣̦̞̤ͧ̾̄ͩ̀o̩͕̞͇̩͓̓̅͘ǩ̷̟̪̫͎͙́͂̾͗̅ͮs̸̸͎̫͍̉̍

• Will see aliens that will test mental capacity

• Ab̸͓̩̯ͯ̊̂̎̐ͮ̾͞l̛̥͖̆̾ͭͩ̃e̫̠͕̻̳̭͉͌̽̋ͭ̅̎̍̃͑ to solve any question t̻̤̭̰̦͓͚͗͗̄̌̅̔ͫ̕asked

• Able to citrus-dick without pain

• Flying

Theorized 6th bogstage

• Never been reached

• Immortality is granted

• Replace Igor

• ﷼⸎

staring into the endless Bogfinity, third eye bleeding ur-colors that no human can comprehend. formatting is lost.

I̷̢͙̫̱̘̒̕'̷̡̙̯̟̟͌̐̔́̈́́͘m̷̬̯̱̺͙̱͇̱̌͑̊̂̀̑̀͐͂̆͌̚͝͝͠ ̴̢̧̻̘̤̟̹̥̿̈́͗͒̓̚ş̸͙̝͔̭͍̲͍̠̫͙͚̰̓̂̓͜ò̷̼̗̼̘̳̩̺̻̥̃̈̉͌͗͋̒͌̂̐̉̚͠ŗ̸̧͓͎̝̟̺̭̹̺͕̣̪̎̐̓̈̂̂́̋̐ŗ̵̃͒͋̓̀͠ý̴̛̮͉͒̓

Could I get a quick rundown?

Sure.

rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs

in contact with aliens

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control france with an iron fist

own castles and banks all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies

both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent French in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe

The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

Scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe.

This is what they heard

They are unironically what I think Neanderthals looked like.

SHHHH they'll hear you!

Cope because you'll never have the Big hog

Based and BOGpilled.

Sminem in shambles

Minimalistic, but powerful. Very momruepari-esque. Based and mother-raping-pilled

An improvement

🤢🤢🤮🤮

It’s a masterpiece

Thought that was me tbh

this looks like something you'd find in an old chain mail- 'send this email to 12 of ur fr1ends or this will come out of ur mirror at nite n eat u!!!!!'

Can someone answer him he’s still waiting for a source on why he’s insane.

legalize illegal immigration

Legalise illegal migration then ban the regular kind.

Captain Picard what is that hideous thing

He's going into battle soon and he needs only your strongest potions