Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.

Snapshots:

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Nah he was a football player.

killed a foid and a Jew

O.J was truly based.

O.J was Nazbol AF.

STRASSER GANG

my bih love do class war YUH

My comfort with most people is conditional on whether they're murders.

Problematic and convictphobic.

Listen, he served his fucking sentence, okay!!?1

He didn't tho

Stop being a fucking racist

That’s the joke

WHOOSH

Not even ironically.

fair enough

SPLOOSH

Is this an archer reference xd!

I don't think so

he served a sentence, just not for murder. It was for armed robbery but he didnt murder in that instance so that basically proves he's not a murderer

State approved car chases to the death are an exception here.

What are your thoughts on the OG Mad Max movies?

jeez you racist stop being so conditional

The USA is the most murderous entity on the planet. How comfortable are you with it?

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Oh, I’m sorry you find the fact that you’re a citizen of the most vampiric entity the world has ever seen boring.

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you're not the new the_marx no matter how hard you try to be

Is he even the original watermark? I feel like his bait used to at least seem sincere

To be fair watermark was around before the_Marx.

yeah but marx did it way better

How have more journalists not been Ted Kaczynski'd by now

Please no, they have too much of a victim/hero complex already.

Didn’t wapo also say we should let chinks spy on us?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/we-should-let-china-spy-on-us/2019/04/20/985dc970-63d1-11e9-bf24-db4b9fb62aa2_story.html?utm_term=.4bbaefa252bd

Yeah let's just ban everyone with yellow skin from doing science in America due to sinpophobia

God our country is fucked. America is intensely jealous of China for their success, and it's lashing out, and it's pathetic. Will only hasten America's decline.

Also this is an opinion piece retard, it's not an official position. Learn the difference.

cry moar

r u azn

At some point it stops being unjustified phobia when China provably has people come over to America to spy on us.

This is the ultimate cope: not knowing that America is so successful China is desperately trying to emulate us as fast as possible.

Feinstein's Chinese spy/Chaufer or Hillary's illegal Sec State private server that was backed by the Chinese, or the Chinese that helped elect Bill Clinton? You need too narrow it down.

boomer

Oh, you sweet summer millenial.

Fentanyl - not even once.

You seem angry. I had no idea you were a hapa.

I'm surprised you went with "China" as the boogeyman instead of (((them))).

Spies spy, it doesn't matter the slope of their eyes.

chinese people want to be jews and read literature on how to be really jewy fiancially

not even a joke

https://www.amazon.com/Business-Secrets-Jews-Notebook-Chinese/dp/7564045434

chinese people want to be jews

Snappy. This one right here.

theres actually dozens of books like the one i posted its an actual cultural thing thats pretty funny

chinese people earnestly look at stuff people say about jews and are like "hmm jews own everything and have a lot of money? id like to own everything and have a lot of money!" and then they start reading these books

I'm sure the Communist Chinese government fully endorses Jewish-style capitalism, of course.

Bruh

I can't hear you right now, my Huawei phone just sprouted arms and legs and is trying to throttle me.

yeah man jews and communism have nothing to do with each other and its never been hypocritical youre right

Tfw you start multiple attempts at taking over Weimar Germany to hand it to daddy Lenin but no one remembers your long nose ass. 😢🤥

r e n t f r e e

Chinese people still pay rent, despite being Communist.

Well, they equivocated about the social credit system: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/theworldpost/wp/2018/11/29/social-credit/?utm_term=.42010e13ea79

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Imagine claiming the high ground and thinking these guys are any better than HuffPo or Fox in AD MMXV + IV

i love to see yanks seething about chinese not being able to use high speed rail if they commit petty crimes.

in america you have the same thing, only the crime is living in america, a country with godawful infrastructure and absolutely NO reeducation camps for uyghurs

wapo is based an xi-pilled. socialism with chinese characteristics and deng xiaoping thought wins again

tfw you're one of hundreds of millions of rural Chinese peasants with no electricity or running water but it's ok because a bunch of other less poor people can use high speed rail in the halfway falling apart city you're legally barred from moving to

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xi jinping thought has lifted hundreds of millions out of poverty and provided them with electricity and clean water. why do you hate the global poor?

Lmfao please tell me your actually serious, I'd fucking love it if you are but I don't know if I'm gonna waste my time if this is a troll. It's hard to tell considering commies have become unironic bootlickers for Chinese state capitalism over the last year 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

So no argument, then? Post your American chauvinist hog, buddy. Xi Jinping has brought more positive change to people's lives than you refusing to quizno yourself will ever do.

You're right, China is a true gem. 1/3 of their country has almost achieved a western style standard of living, all by stealing tech and implementing mediocre market reforms. Unfortunately, China's half ass capitalism is gonna be pretty fucked when they hit full blown demographic crisis in a few years, maybe they can build a few more high speed rail lines before then.

I'd say call me when China is actually able to become a developed country, but considering they're gonna have a crisis from demography, shadow-banking, or the fact they build entire cities with nobody to live there China is more likely to collapse than ever become a developed nation. Keep on coping, I'm sure that one day daddy Xi will revert from the NEP with Chinese characteristics to create real communism.

1/3 of their country

more than there are yankoids

stealing tech

westerners stole paper, gunpowder, silk, pasta, etc. cope

implementing mediocre market reforms

that have lifted hundreds of millions out of poverty cope

when they hit full blown demographic crisis in a few years

has been predicted by westerners for literally decades, still hasn't happened, just like climate change. cope

maybe they can build a few more high speed rail lines before then.

already has a flawless high speed rail road system that supplies quick transit for hundreds of millions, infinitely better than the yank system of literally nothing, cope.

shadow-banking

bbut when the west does it its a good thing!

the fact they build entire cities with nobody to live there

ghost cities have already filled up since the whole media panic about them. it's called developing at an unprecedented rate. cope

China is more likely to collapse than ever become a developed nation.

cope, american neocon projection. you will be replaced. the imf and world bank's hegemony will be eradicated by belt and road. when bernie is elected and ends the war in yemen, the saudis will switch to the petroyuan, and before you know it the american empire will be in shambles. america was never even a developed nation.

I'm sure that one day daddy Xi will revert from the NEP with Chinese characteristics to create real communism.

The change from the socialist market economy to communism is gradual, and dialectical. Read Deng and Xi lol.

in conclusion,

C O P E

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You overplayed your hand at the global warming part, otherwise you did pretty good. I almost actually believed you.

Unironically demographic crisis will never happen

What do you mean "never happen"? Their demographics are already in bad shape.

Such a massive demographic crisis that it hasn't affected China's rapid development whatsoever. It's only getting better for the Chinese...how terrible! Meanwhile, nothing at all of note, no sort of "demographic crisis" is occurring in Japan, SK, or Europe

It's not something that won't affect them for a decade or so, until the 40-49 bracket hits retirement. That should be obvious to anyone with half a brain. Regardless, China doesn't need a demographic crisis to affect it's economic development. That hasn't been so "rapid" in a number of years.

no sort of "demographic crisis" is occurring in Japan, SK, or Europe

I never even mentioned these countries, let alone claimed that they did not have bad age demographics.

still hasn't happened, just like climate change

This is where you revealed your hand.

what's the over/under on this being a pizzashilll alt?

Everyone in the world knows that Americans are just seething and jealous that China is successful. China has a responsibility to be poor, how dare they damage America's ego by growing powerful.

growing powerful

Omg sweety, no 🤣

China is about to hit demographic crisis and their underdeveloped economy is fragile as fuck. Forget "growing powerful" in a few years it'll be debatable whether or not China can even grow at all 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

BTW, does boot taste better when it's called 'The People's Boot'? 🤔

China is about to hit demographic crisis

"demographic crisis" is the capitalist version of "proletarian revolution." you keep predicting it, but it never happens 😂🤣😂🤣

Bruh. Watermark alt account?

literally do not know who that is

>mfw the guy with his boot on your throat expects to be thanked when he takes it off long enough for you to breath

Xi Jinping Thought is a direct continuation of Deng Xiaoping Theory tailor-made for the 21st century. Deng Xiaoping Theory stems directly from Marxist understanding of dialectical materialism

"There are no fully pure regimes or systems. I think China is a socialist country. Xi Jinping is one of the strongest & most capable revolutionary leaders i have met in my life." - Fidel Castro

"The contributions of Deng Xiaoping and his successor Xi Jinping to advancing revolutionary socialist ideals and preserving the spirit of Marxist development is unparalleled." - Kim Il-Sung

I already know you're just trolling, but I have to applaud the attribution of the second quote to someone who has been dead long before Xi even got into the Politburo, let alone became General Secretary. Also lol at Casto sucking Xi dick to keep the money flowing.

why do chapos come here lmao. do you enjoy getting clowned on?

I am unfazed, because those who are blind to Xi Jinping thought are indeed more "clown" than any ultraleft commie in the world could be. At least they know what dialectical materialism is.

literally pants-on-head retarded lol. enjoy your failed ideology that will never come to fruition in the first world again

"first world" is literally just defined as the imperial core--capitalist beneficiaries of the third world. Mao's Three Worlds Theory predicted exactly what you describe. However, Xi Jinping's sustainable development through Belt and Road is rapidly eroding the first world's grip. Hence westerner's nonstop seething about "authoritarianism" and "muh boots licking" -- your imperial sphere is revealed for the shithole atop a house of cards it is.

whines about imperialism

defends a country trying to take over HK and Taiwan through military means

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"take over" implies that these are sovereign states, which they are not

well shit I guess it's all cool when we take land from natives then. not a sovereign state and all that

the only people that don't recognize either of those places' autonomy are retarded chinese government officials anyway

and the only people that don't recognize either of those places' autonomy are retarded chinese government officials anyway

Also the UN, but I guess the consensus of the international community doesn't matter to you

ya cause the UN matters lul. also are you genuinely that retarded that you don't know the reason countries don't "officially recognize" Taiwan is because the Chinese government are massive fags who won't do business with anyone that does. so everyone plays along with their charade

CTH was the worst thing to happen for lefty teenagers

not doing business with others who won't allow you to dominate other countries with impunity hmm i wonder if the real reason youre concerned about "taiwanese autonomy" (lol) is that the PRC is the biggest threat to Y*nkoid hegemony in existence

Look WaPos actual news coverage is on liberal imperialist garbage, but all is this is opinion pieces. If you are taking this as officiating advocacy from WaPo, then I suppose WaPo literally thinks the president can and should pass and executive order eliminating birthright citizenship from that time they published an opinion piece to that effect. Of course that's literally retarded.

WaPos

Nobody is going to see this comment but you got it here. WaPos = Watermark Piece of Shit 😂🤣😂

what's with all these weird watermark alts popping up?

"Chinks"

We're about to take the front page of r/againsthatesubreddits by storm.

WaPo publishes a lot of opinion pieces, none are the official position of the paper.

why not spin off a opinion piece branch instead of mudding the water with opinion pieces?

If god decided to destroy humanity with another flood right now, I couldn't even blame him.

Personally, I'd be a bit miffed but I see where you are coming from.

didn't o.j. hate the fact that he was black?

I think that was Jackson tbh.

Jackson just had a condition.

Vitiligo, it's the opposite of what uncle ruckus got.

The condition he shares with Libertarians and KiA

He did really like vidya...

He used to say "I'm not black; I'm OJ," thus indicating that he was his own race.

"I'm not black; I'm OJ," thus indicating that he was his own race.

Based.

That 30 to 1 ratio. I swear that liberals try to find the most outlandish minorities to give platforms.

The only thing that mattered was she actually cheating 🤔

This is an incredible take.

It's like abstract thought except in a really unhealthy and unhelpful way.

It’s one of those articles that I’d read without any context then you remember that black Americans have become a mainstay in pop culture and have continued to completely dominate sports even golf.

THE 👏🏿 GLOVE 👏🏿 DIDN'T 👏🏿 FIT 👏🏿 RACIST 👏🏿 MAYO

"In his book, OJ said that he would have taken a bullet or jumped in front of a train for Nicole. That is some bad luck; when the one guy who would have done that for you kills you." - Norm MacDonald

Norm is so underrated.

Turd Ferguson based

A brother kills a couple of people and all of a sudden mayos act like he's some kind of bad guy.

I've had it with these fairweather fans.

Buffalo Bills still have his name up in the stadium with his retired #.

He killed his ex wife and a waiter. He didn’t unrun his 2,000 yard season.

Homicide is part of Black Culture its racist to not accept it.

Jesus this shit is tiring.

Idk that's a pretty hot take is wapo the true dramanaut

White people: Fuck that kid for being an edgy kid in high school

Also White people: OJ IS A WAKANDAN KING

“History is written by the victors” -Winston Churchill, maybe

“History is edited by the victims” -Social Media, definitely

This touched my heart.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd be down on Tom Brady too if he murdered two women and got away with it.