I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

Snapshots:

1. Foid gets cucked by chad cat - archive.org, archive.today

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I am in the exact same situation with my gf and her dogs

😏😏😏

Someone got dogpilled. 🤭

More like pupperpilled.

YOU JUST KNOW

Mayo gussy 🤢

I’ve seen women get weird about guys and pets, especially cats. My gf kinda disapproves, but that’s more out of frustration that my cat doesn’t cuddle her.

🤷🏼‍♀️ Gotta give my kitty some affection yo, I’m the only thing she kind of likes besides food, boxes, and bugs.

Sorry SecondGussyGF, but cats are awesome.

She will learn to enjoy the cucking.

That cats gonna """accidentally""" get out and run into a busy street while he's at work.

Foids are ruthless

Bussy street

if you must

Hi ! Your story reminds me of a French book, called "La chatte" (don't know the english translation)

Not only do I feel dumber reading this but it is the top comment of the thread

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“I couldn’t be assed to put down the cheetos in my hand to google what “la chatte” means”

The titles of books and films aren't always translated literally dumbass.

So I’m the dumbass for knowing what “la chatte” means in French but not the person who was too lazy to even try to learn?

Are you retarded? Again, the titles are often not translated literally.

In this case it was. And if he took the time to look it up he would have found that out. You are calling me the retard for being correct in this but if the situation was different I might have wrong and since I am wrong in your hypothetical but not reality then I must be a retard.

Apply deadly force to your forehead faggot

lmao dilate

1. See a book titled "La chatte".

2. Don't know what it means. Still buy it.

3. It is a story about a cat.

4. Decide to share that you read it.

5. "Hey, I read a story about a cat. It is called La Chatte. No idea what it means, though."

I'm excited to find out what step 6 is

1. ???

It's a great title for the book tho because chatte can be translated into female cat and pussy.

Similar to how "pussy" could mean female cat or pussy.

The more you know.

That's because cuddling a pet is way better than cuddling a human. There's a reason autistic children who hate being touched by people are often ok with cuddling a therapy pet.

https://i.imgur.com/ORY7xeB.png

It must be the same cat that attacked the pitbull.

“My love language” who spilled the mayo?

i can tell this girl is fat cause she uses phrases like "love language"

This girl's about to buy a camera and some sharp high heels lmao

Yes I'm referencing that video